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I guess it could be argued that it’s because twittX or lemmy are technology but that’s a very weak argument.

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Like I said, it’s a very weak argument.

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I love how there’s a dude out there hoping to improve his urination speed of all things. Where in the fuck is he in such a hurry to get to that he can’t take a piss break? Just sit down and have a piss, mate, it’s worth taking the time to relax a little.

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Oh, I totally get that. Prostate swelling is not fun. The way this article is worded though, makes it seem a bit like he’s just doing it to save some time in his day-to-day high intensity workflow. I found that incredibly hilarious.

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If he ever finds the answer I too want to be able to cut sheet metal with my wee wee!

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You wouldn’t even need to reveal yourself. Just get as close to the vault as possible and piss yourself right in.

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High quality pissing stems from the seat.

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Gotta push the taint with your finger boys. Pump it, like Technotronic.

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So they’ll grab what is needed to federate? The same stuff every instance grabs?

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I mean yeah, I get the implications there, but all I’m saying is that they wouldn’t be able to federate without the info so it makes sense.

iFixit tears down a McDonald’s ice cream machine, demands DMCA exemption for it (arstechnica.com)

McDonald’s soft-serve ice cream machines are regularly broken, and it’s not just your perception. When repair vendor and advocate iFixit was filming a video about the topic, it checked tracking map McBroken and found that 34 percent of the machines in the state of New York were reported inoperable. As I write this, the...

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That video is great.

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It’s because McDonalds makes money by selling the machines to their franchisees.

Does anyone else act more 'human' when solving captchas?

Whenever I have to do a captcha where you must select all tiles with bicycles, I know I can just click through super fast, but I feel like that might make the website suspicious, so I purposefully slow down like “Geez, this is a melon-scratcher!” or click and then unclick a tile like “whoops, silly me, thats an umbrella...

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Meh, I just try to click shit as fast as possible. I had to really slow down the other day though, because it wanted me to identify diamond bracelets. All the pictures were AI generated and it insisted that I had missed one every time.

It was a bracelet, sure, but it had painted wooden beads.

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You forgot awareness of one’s place in space

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Actually means Republican.

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Or how the R makes the transmission go bye bye when you shift into it thinking it stands for “Race”.

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Nice hearing about something Poland is doing right!

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I’m sure it does. The thing is I mostly hear about the things Poland does wrong. That’s what trends to break into international news. That’s why I worded my comment the way I did.

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We need a new internet, without shootings and two party politics!

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Omni is actually a Swedish news aggregator. They just need to expand and change a bit.

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Exxon Mobile

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Unironically one of the most wholesome shows in the known universe

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tbf I regularly have an uptime of 14+ minutes on my gaming rig.

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Damn, they’ll know I didn’t finish that Spanish lesson the bird bothered me about!

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You’ll have to pay with Bed Bath and Beyond gift cards.

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Mucho dinero en tu futuro! USD$80,000,000,000 Euro!

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Hate the guy, pretty much, but tbh if it’s true this isn’t okay.

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Now we just need to worry about Google’s web environment bullshit!

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I just failed five by doing them correctly. It was sure there were more bicycles, but it was motorbikes.

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Of course it did. I’m disappointed that I’m not surprised. I’m glad it was unmanned.

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Yeah it was much easier than I thought actually. Fantastic how far Linux has come on gaming. I was expecting a whole tiresome process. It was simple.

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Oh, that’s when I’ll change my ac router then. That seems nice.

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