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No banana fixates on despising bananas, triggered by their sickly sweet aroma and mushy texture, fueling a relentless crusade against the yellow scourge. No one reads these anyway.

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As someone who personally is in s romantic relationship I’ve always thought that it’s fucking weird to care about if others are single. I get why it’s done, culturally, but I think it’s a practice that should’ve been abandoned long ago.

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What the other user said seems to check out, it seems to first turn up in a reddit post in March this year.

Here’s one without text:

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/be83ce54-4bad-41f9-9149-3ffa1411dee5.png

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Reasonable question. I considered it, but ultimately thought the picture was now part of the mass of memes that are publicly available on the internet since it seemed to be at least a couple of years through being reposted. That may of course not be a sound answer, and as such I’ve taken your comment into consideration and done what I can to limit the spread by editing and removing this post. Thanks for the nudge in the right direction.

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Dandelions actually do important work for your lawn. They break up the hardened soil to make the ground softer for the grass to grow in. Letting dandelions grow will lead to a more beautiful lawn.

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I completely agree. But for all those that want the lawn to be beautiful and healthy it’s good to have that knowledge about them. They’re useful and good looking. And you can make shitty wine from them.

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Reasonable

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Not too bad, not too good.

youtu.be/IDXyfmBbyJM

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They do!

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Right wingers usually take things very literally

ObviouslyNotBanana ,
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The mornings are better when you realize that you can have some fun for an hour before having to do grown up stuff

ObviouslyNotBanana ,
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Hey, thanks, this community is my source for news and learning

Thank you so much

ObviouslyNotBanana ,
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Ubuntu is fine. It’ll do the job. I don’t prefer it, but it’s fine and works.

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That was my point, yes.

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That isn’t a generational thing it’s an urban/rural thing.

Yes, that is indeed the point of the shitpost.

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No apologies needed. That’s the fun of making these posts. Because people react as if I’m dumb. Which I am, of course.

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CLONK

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Probably true

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In the city they call it street smarts. I call it field smarts.

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Well it does make a BONG sound

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