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Such a quirky, yet inoffensive art style for my corporate shitpost (lemmy.world)
When you've just about fallen asleep and you realize you have to pee (lemmy.world)
Gen alpha has no fucking clue (lemmy.world)
Good price too (lemmy.world)
The future is here (sh.itjust.works)
Emily looks like she's drunkenly threatening to punch me (lemmy.world)
Microsoft outage affects Bing, Copilot, DuckDuckGo and ChatGPT internet search (www.bleepingcomputer.com)
X is the worst social media app for LGBTQ+ people, says new report (www.lgbtqnation.com)
Such a relatable conversation (lemmy.world)
You've been planed! (lemmy.world)
I was reminded of this after my phone autocorrected "honestly" into Throckmorton. (lemmy.world)
And before anyone complains about the ifunny watermark this picture was taken from Google.
YEAH (lemmy.world)
US Senator Rubio says he won't accept election results if 'unfair' (www.reuters.com)
U.S. Senator Marco Rubio, an ally of Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump, will not accept the results of the Nov. 5 election if they are “unfair,” he said on Sunday....
Classic litterature (lemmy.world)
Then he redemptioned all over john (lemmy.ca)
A Serial Killer from the U.S. Preyed on Young Women in Canada (www.nytimes.com)
Engine Bursts Into Flames on Boeing Plane With 468 Aboard (www.thedailybeast.com)
A Boeing 747-400 with 468 people aboard was forced to make an emergency landing in Indonesia on Wednesday after one of its engines caught fire and began shooting out flames during takeoff....
ABC News: DOJ releases proposed rule to reclassify marijuana (abcnews.go.com)
President Joe Biden, in a video posted Thursday on X, touted the proposal as “an important move toward reversing longstanding inequities.”...
Maine Cybertruck Owner Sad Everyone Hates His Truck (jalopnik.com)
Home economics (lemmy.world)
How would you decorate this room? (lemmy.world)
Billionaire hasn't heard of Streisand effect (www.betootaadvocate.com)
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Exclusive: Musk's Neuralink has faced issues with its tiny wires for years, sources say (www.reuters.com)
Neuralink’s disclosure last week that tiny wires inside the brain of its first patient had pulled out of position is an issue the Elon Musk company has known about for years, according to five people familiar with the matter....
My favorite photo from my vacation! (lemmy.world)
Dystopia (lemmy.world)
Punk rock band Trophy Eyes fan left paralyzed after singer jumped on her at concert (www.independent.co.uk)
Eric Trump Tweets From Dad’s Trial Despite Electronics Ban (www.thedailybeast.com)
Fear the fish women! (lemmy.world)
Always there when you need it (lemmy.world)
Sen. Lindsey Graham Suggests Nuking Gaza, Calls Hiroshima ‘the Right Decision’ (www.thedailybeast.com)
Vladimir Putin set to transfer Sergei Shoigu from Russian defence ministry (www.bbc.com)