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ObviouslyNotBanana

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No banana fixates on despising bananas, triggered by their sickly sweet aroma and mushy texture, fueling a relentless crusade against the yellow scourge. No one reads these anyway.

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I’m pretty sure for this particular one it doesn’t matter much

ObviouslyNotBanana OP , (edited )
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Yep. That’s pretty much correct.

Edit: except for what the comment above says about the safety part.

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
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Yes! I missed that part. It’s correct that it means that they only strike on the rough part of the box. The safety being in the fact that they don’t spontaneously ignite.

ObviouslyNotBanana ,
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I’m sorry but this thing seems kind of dumb.

ObviouslyNotBanana ,
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Broccoli is, like, one of the least disgusting vegetables.

Anything that tastes vaguely like soap, however, ruins a whole dish for me.

ObviouslyNotBanana ,
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Imagine driving an automatic and claiming to be a thinker. Am I right, fellow boomers?

ObviouslyNotBanana ,
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Ok, gen X:er

ObviouslyNotBanana ,
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If it doesn’t change gears it’s not an automatic. It just is.

ObviouslyNotBanana ,
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Indeed. I am European and made my comment from a European perspective. I forget that the Americans stopped thinking long ago, am I right, fellow European boomers?

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
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Earth is entirely balanced with no known exploits

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
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Lemmy doesn’t have karma, no glitches possible

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
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Big Tractor will not get me, and I will never be in close proximity to any banana. 🚫🍌

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
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I’m not making any claims on my bananayness. I’m just not going to be around any exterior bananas, whether I am one or not. No banana. Obviously not.

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
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Always have been. Why are you so insistent in your questioning of my banana free reputation?

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Shitposts seem infinite. If not in quantity, at least infinitely alluring.

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
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We can’t blame the paupers for their unawareness of such methods. We can only blame ourselves.

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
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Because I abhor them

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
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I’m not saying anything about whether or not I happen to be a banana. Just that I won’t be around them.

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
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You and what army? Those brigands over there? I’m already paying them for protecting the farm. Leave or I’ll have them turn you into mush!

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
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I paid his cronies double their rations to murder the wench. I also focused the whole community on building a dungeon to keep you in. If you ever return we shall put you there for life.

Southern Baptists are poised to ban churches with women pastors. Some are urging them to reconsider (apnews.com)

From its towering white steeple and red-brick facade to its Sunday services filled with rousing gospel hymns and evangelistic sermons, First Baptist Church of Alexandria, Virginia, bears many of the classic hallmarks of a Southern Baptist church....

ObviouslyNotBanana ,
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I don’t care what they do as long as it doesn’t affect me or people who don’t believe as they do.

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
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I’ve no clue what I’ve found

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
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Wow! That’s some quick work.

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
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This is the worst post I’ve fucking made isn’t it

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
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Nah, I honestly did find this in an ad from one of those shitty Chinese crap sites and had no idea what it was because the text, as it usually does, only said “make great deals 80% off”, omitting information about the product, the low quality workmanship and generally horrible working conditions of the poor workers producing the shit.

I just thought it would be a curious shitpost because the contraption made no sense to me. I’m guessing the commenter above did a reverse image search.

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That’s encouraging. Thanks!

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