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Good luck with that. Have you ever met humans?

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“Lapping it up”. Nice.

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No. Sea water is pretty conductive so most of the current would just go between the terminals. You would get some eddy currents further out, but not far. If you are in the water with broken bits of boat around you, you’ve got bigger problems than worrying about the batteries.

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Brew beer, fix motorbikes, make bird boxes, travel, walk, read, volunteer, cycle, write software, build electronics, sit in the sun with a cat on me. I can’t wait to retire.

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I wouldn’t bet on it. They have just re-elected Modi, whose record is pretty sketchy.

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I can’t be bothered to read the article. Is it because capitalism is funneling all the money into the hands of the ultra rich, making everyone else poorer, but the ultra rich own the media and government, so they fool people into thinking that it’s the immigrants who are taking their money, thereby getting the two poorest groups fighting each other rather than joining together and attacking the people who actually have all their money and choose to enrich themselves to obscene lengths to the detrement of literally everyone else on the planet?

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Leatherface. youtu.be/oZQ_7s0Fg48?si=zihbsIwgBcVTAiZp

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A small personal sacrifice for the common good? Sounds like commie talk to me.

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As someone living in the UK, I almost want him to get in to see what happens. The planet is fucked anyway, so why not go out with a bang?

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It was a joke, but never mind. Probably should have added a /s to avoid confusing those who like getting angry at people.

Israeli Airstrike Kills Dozens at Gaza School-Turned-Shelter (time.com)

The strike came after the military said it was launching new air and ground operations in central Gaza in an apparent widening of its nearly eight-month offensive, launched after Hamas’ Oct. 7 attack. An international medical charity had reported soaring casualties even before Thursday’s strike....

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Another day another war crime to be ignored.

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I often wondered what would wipe out the human race. I can think of worse things than zombie cats, to be honest.

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You have to stare at the bar tender’s gaping arsehole for 30 seconds without getting an erection. It’s the only way to be sure.

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I try to avoid listening to him because I can feel my brain dying.

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Fuck. That does it. I’m off to BSD.

Google's "Manifest V2" Chrome extension phaseout next month is expected to impact the original uBlock Origin extension, which still uses the V2 framework and has 37 million users (www.theregister.com)

The new MV3 architecture reflects Google’s avowed desire to make browser extensions more performant, private, and secure. But the internet giant’s attempt to do so has been bitterly contested by makers of privacy-protecting and content-blocking extensions, who have argued that the Chocolate Factory’s new software...

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Firefox on mobile has extensions. You can have whatever ad blocker you want. You can automatically replace pictures of trump with kittens. I’m sure there are other extensions that are useful too. I’ll take that over some negligible purported speed increase any day.

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I think we can all agree that what the world really needs right now is more utter fuckwits in charge of everything.

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Presumably they appear as red lines because of the speed they are zooming away at.

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If they did that, they would just have a load of people going “why aren’t you catching real criminals?” Just don’t go through red lights. It’s not difficult.

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It’s not surveiling people, it’s surveiling an intersection.

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“Deadly strike on Rafah a tragic mistake” Netanyahu says, trying not to laugh.

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It’s all wrong.

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Mastodon is pretty friendly.

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If there’s one thing the us needs, it’s a way for people to shoot each other more effectively.

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mastodon.green/

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Can Teams please fuck off and take Outlook with it?

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Who has got “zombie apocalypse” on their 2024 bingo card?

Will I ever be seen as truly British?

My family immigrated to the UK from Poland when I was six. I’m 20 now, speak much better English than Polish and feel like this is my land/culture. However I have a Polish first and last name, Polish passport and “unique” accent everyone picks up on, so despite this I’m usually perceived as an outsider. It makes me...

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You seem like a decent thoughtful person, and I would rather have you as a fellow Brit than the knobheads that throw conkers at you.

Defining a person by their nationality is pretty stupid when you consider that we are all on the same rock hurtling through the unfathomable depths of space. My grandad always had to know where a person was from in order to put them into a specific box in his mind. I always found it utterly disgusting and just weird. I guess there will always be people like that, but it’s learned behaviour. Kids don’t care where someone is from until they are told it’s important by an idiot adult.

I’m waffling now, but it genuinely doesn’t matter where you are from. One of the few things that makes me proud to be British is the fact that we are a big melting pot of different cultures. We are enhanced by having British people with different heritages. I don’t know if you are planning on applying for British nationality, but I would be delighted if you did. I, and a huge majority of Brits would welcome you with open arms, while the bigots amongst us can fuck off and go and be miserable in their own nasty little corner.

Transgender activists flood Utah tip line with hoax reports to block bathroom law enforcement (apnews.com)

Transgender activists have flooded a Utah tip line created to alert state officials to possible violations of a new bathroom law with thousands of hoax reports in an effort to shield trans residents and their allies from any legitimate complaints that could lead to an investigation....

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I wanted to help them out, so I sent in a report, even though I’m in the UK. Everyone should send in a report so they know how vital their work is.

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I don’t think they would trawl through hundreds of thousands of submissions to go after individuals. I also doubt they would extradite me from the UK. So fuck the VPN.

Israel launches Rafah offensive it says is start of mission to ‘eliminate’ Hamas (www.theguardian.com)

Israel has launched a major military offensive against Hamas forces in Rafah, Gaza’s southernmost city, seizing control of a key border crossing and cutting off most aid into the territory a day before indirect talks on a ceasefire deal are due to restart....

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The last thing you want is a ceasefire if you are pursuing a policy of ethnic cleansing.

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They know what they are doing.

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Either will work.

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There is work going on making actual electric jets. They use plasma to expand the compressed gas in the same way conventional jets use fuel. Very early days though.

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sciencealert.com/scientists-have-created-a-fossil…

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beaks.live

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Should have forked Conservepedia - it’s already fucking stupid to start with.

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They make it look like it’s cute, but when a cat sits in your keyboard they are secretly writing regex.

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This is why taxes need to be progressive and based on wealth rather than earnings.

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Pull my finger.

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You can charge for FOSS software if you want.

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Ha ha. I’m leaving all the problems for future me to solve. The stupid fucker falls for it every time.

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Want to print out all odd numbers from 1 to 100? Easy:

for(_=[];_<+!![]+“”+[]*[]+[]*[];_++)(_%+(!![]+!![])?console.log(_):[]);

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Actually, I prefer this one: for(_=[];_<+!![]+“”+[]*[]+[]*[];_++%+(!![]+!![])?[]:console.log(_));

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Or this one without the “undefined” when run in a browser console:

for(_=[];_<+!![]+“”+[]*[]+[]*[]-!![]-!![];_++%+(!![]+!![])?[]:console.log(_));_+!![]

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_ is a variable name, [] becomes 0 when converted to an integer, !![] becomes 1. The + “” + means that the integers 1, 0, 0 get converted to a string - “100”, which gets converted back to an integer because it’s in the for loop. And there’s various other horrible conversions going on to make it all work.

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That’s great unless you have an impaired sense of smell, like I had for the last 2 weeks following a COVID infection, or other people have permanently.

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