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LoraxEleven ,

Harriet’s 168th. birthday party with Steve Irwin.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZD9M_WCXn3s

LoraxEleven ,

Because I have a “thing” about having those little floor-crunchies on my feet. Floating flooring is nice, but every little thing lays right on top of it… So instead of constantly dusting the bottoms of my feet off on my calves, I just throw on some house shoes. Freshly cleaned floors excepted.

LoraxEleven ,

Gotta be Moonlight Sonata…

Maybe the Live 101 Proof version of Panera’s “War Nerve”

Or Freebird, maybe?

Stubborn Love or Angela, by the Lumineers?

Fuck… Depends on the day, but I’ll always go back to Moonlight…

LoraxEleven ,

Hahaaaa!! Fuck, I didn’t catch that shit!! Too fuckin funny to edit… Touche, s0x…

I’ve never typed Panera… Yet my dictionary has that shit over Pantera… This world has gone to shit… Fuck em all.

LoraxEleven ,

Wide range, there. I love it!

LoraxEleven ,

Kuntz. Yep, said like That… As in Rusty Kuntz. Best baseball name in history:

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rusty_Kuntz

LoraxEleven ,

Baseball?

LoraxEleven ,

That’s true… And what I was (jokingly) referencing…

But, my Dad’s mother, my Granny…

She was a natural Lefty…

And musically inclined…

Her Daddy slacked the strings on the family guitar before he left for work…

She figured out how to tune that instrument…

Those in her church, later, made fun of her for playing backwards chords, because she was a lefty. .

She learned to play the other way, too… And she taught me both…

There’s so many sides and nuances to every thought in our lives…

It was a harmless joke, but it has roots in my reality…

This shit is so often much deeper than we think…

You made a fuckin hell of a statement, but it’s without context or understanding…

I was just making an off-handed joke…

There is a fucking shitload of lefties in baseball… Because it fucks with the righties when they’re batting…

LoraxEleven ,

Some days are just… Right…

LoraxEleven ,

That’s a damn good one…

LoraxEleven ,

That’s exactly what a fuckin boozer would say, also.

Although… I’ve been drinking since about October o’clock… so, what the fuck would I know about it, anyways.

(I say: they can stop anytime you want me to.)

Cheers!

LoraxEleven ,

Merry Axemas from '97. Vai, Satch, Eric Johnson, Kenny Wayne Shepherd, Jeff Beck, &c… I think there were a couple later ones, too. I just remember having the first one. It’s pretty decent, though.

LoraxEleven ,

And has realized that she left nothing behind… Other than compliance to Her Man…

Some like it like that, eh?

LoraxEleven ,

Just to have thought about taking that picture is absolutely awesome. That’s a piece of art that I would hang in my home, and I’m a damn diesel mechanic. So well done.

LoraxEleven ,

Shit…

Just saw this, homie…

What do ya need on a print of it?

LoraxEleven ,

Hell, shoot me a pricelist, bud.

LoraxEleven ,

O, what dark times… When passing ruffians can say “Ni!” …at will, to old ladies.

LoraxEleven ,

This is why I keep jigs and three walleye plugs in my first aid box: a floater, a deep diver and a suspender. Threw all that other bullshit out so I could also fit my brush rod in there, too.

LoraxEleven OP ,

Mmmhmm…

www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRp2g-MAMjA

LoraxEleven ,

Stupid cunt. Throw that piss-jug on the bonfire like a normal fuckin human being… shit…

LoraxEleven ,

It’s me downstairs mixup! I’m Ol Greeeeeeeeeeeeeeg!

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