Omg yes, you’re almost there 9/10, one of the best copy pasta contenders I’ve seen on Lemmy! Unhinged response, off topic statements, multiple paragraphs in length, claiming to be highly educated, and idk what the DOJ has to do with any of this but they like your fingers hell yeah! Just take away a bit of punctuation for that sweet run-on sentence feel and I’d give you a 10/10 but I’m still so proud of you 🫂