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Sterile_Technique ,
@Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world avatar

Every time I read a warning from Russia, my brain fills in the space between sentences with a sitcom laugh track.

cheese_greater ,

I happily hear Ron Howard immediately negate it Arrested Development style

InvertedParallax OP ,

It wasn’t.

Olhonestjim ,

Russia shouldn’t have started shit then.

InvertedParallax OP ,

Wouldn’t be nothin…

IchNichtenLichten ,
@IchNichtenLichten@lemmy.world avatar

I guess the story of the boy who cried wolf was never translated into Russian.

DmMacniel ,
@DmMacniel@feddit.org avatar

Chrono Teleport Tanya into the Kremlin and deal with that scumbag once and for all!

gravitas_deficiency ,

Tanya cackling maniacally

maniii ,

“Shake it, baby!”

WindyRebel ,

Now that’s a name I’ve not heard in a long time. A long time.

letsgo2themall ,

and they really mean it this time. . .

Olhonestjim ,

Russia should get realistic and just wave the white flag already. But Ukraine is not without mercy. They understand if there is no more white cloth in Russia. White cloths stained brown, yellow, and red are still acceptable for surrender.

Passerby6497 ,

Russia better be careful their sabre doesn’t fall apart considering how frequently and aggressively they rattle it.

InvertedParallax OP ,

As someone who is very concerned about the escalation of this war into a possible global conflict, I can only say it seems like it would be a very wise and prudent move for Russia to withdraw all troops from Ukraine (including Crimea) immediately, in the name of peace.

acosmichippo ,
@acosmichippo@lemmy.world avatar

why should we make them do that? Everyone knows that when we appeased the nazis and facists in the late 30s they became content peace loving people.

draneceusrex ,

Haha…hahahaha…hahahaahahahshaaha

foggy ,

If you don’t think we’re already in World war 3 I’ve got a bridge to sell ya.

garpujol ,

This is just the show off period where we test the political waters and get our drones ready.

DmMacniel ,
@DmMacniel@feddit.org avatar

Soo Defcon Silver metallic?

cheese_greater , (edited )

The transition back to Ukraine Northeast Ukraine being independant and free and Russia fucked back into the shambled Hinterlands will be nuclearless, if Rus allows it

gravitas_deficiency ,

Russia Northeast Ukraine

cheese_greater ,

Thats AFTER they’ve fucked off and been dominated

lurch ,

lol, nobody cares what russia says any more. attacking multiple countries at the same time is exactly what got hitler beat in the last world war. so go ahead, putin. make my day.

InvertedParallax OP ,

You just want to say: "You’re getting your ass spanked by your version of Canada, trying to add more countries to the opposing side doesn’t sound like a cunning plan, unless you’re Baldrick.

gravitas_deficiency ,

This would be a hilarious and excellent unified response, especially if it were done as a joint tongue-in-cheek statement by the US Secretary of State and Canadian Foreign Minister

breadsmasher , (edited )
@breadsmasher@lemmy.world avatar

make my day

You look forward to a global conflict?

ed. not really understanding how this comment has been wildly misinterpreted?

  • if ukraine has the weapons, the reach, the men; go for it. Invade russia. They (russia) asked for war, and it should be levelled against them.

But I wouldn’t say that would “make my day”. It would be, absolute worst case, a long drawn out war involving even more countries.

Fully in support of Ukraine in every regard. Even if that means bombing and invading russia. But I dont think that would “make my day”.

InvertedParallax OP ,

I think he looks forward to the end of an ongoing genocide in Ukraine, and karma having its day

aniki ,

baseless fearmongering.

SynopsisTantilize ,

It was bait.

SynopsisTantilize ,

B8

acosmichippo ,
@acosmichippo@lemmy.world avatar

it’s a figure is speech you’re reading into way too much.

carl_dungeon ,

This is like the wife beater screaming at his wife “why are you making me do this!?”

gravitas_deficiency ,

I mean they did decriminalize domestic violence in 2017

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

The Russians used to mock the Chinese for doing this shit-

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/China's_final_warning

gravitas_deficiency ,

Lmao that’s great, I’m gonna use that reference

tal , (edited )
@tal@lemmy.today avatar

Russia said the West was playing with fire by considering allowing Ukraine to strike deep into Russia with Western missiles and cautioned the United States on Tuesday that World War Three would not be confined to Europe.

washingtonpost.com/…/putin-may-not-be-lying-about…

March 22, 2022 at 4:59 p.m. EDT

Twice since launching his war against Ukraine on Feb. 24, Russian President Vladimir Putin has assured the Russian people that his “special military operation” is going according “to plan.”

cbc.ca/…/russia-ukraine-counteroffensive-claims-1…

Posted: Jun 09, 2023

“Everything is going according to plan,” Putin told Belarusian President Alexander Lukashenko when discussing the planned nuclear deployment at the Russian leader’s Black Sea summer retreat in Sochi.

reuters.com/…/putin-says-russian-forces-are-advan…

Putin says advance of Russian forces in Ukraine is going to plan

May 15, 2024 7:04 AM PDT

MOSCOW, May 15 (Reuters) - President Vladimir Putin said on Wednesday that Russian forces were improving their positions every day along the front in Ukraine in all directions and that the advance was going to plan.

I have been repeatedly informed that the Three Day Special Military Operation is going according to plan.

While I am certain that Putin would not lie about the TDSMO going according to plan, and am sure that this is all part of The Plan, I am starting to wonder about the actual merits of his plan.

InvertedParallax OP ,

https://lemm.ee/pictrs/image/2fdf7894-175d-4076-bfac-296ded993ec1.jpeg

gravitas_deficiency ,

At this rate, Russia is on target to take the “inept military” meme crown away from France (I am fully aware they have perhaps the most capable military in Europe these days - I’m just referring to the Maginot Line related memes that have been around since WW2).

jubilationtcornpone ,

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/a66834c8-8379-4d5e-8792-2bdcdeb882c2.jpeg

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