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ns1 , in Giant spiders the size of rats making a comeback in UK

Always uplifting to see a struggling native species doing well. Hope I get to see one of these beauties up close one day, shame they are still limited to just a few locations.

tal ,
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And it was that very summer, when taking a leisurely swim in one of Britain’s lakes, that ns1 got his wish, his face surfacing directly underneath an alarmed seven-centimeter giant raft spider on the hunt.

ns1 ,

Don’t think I’d want to subject the poor spider to that, however funny it would be for onlookers!

Treczoks , in Government should “urgently” legalise e-scooters says shared transport charity - says serious safety incidents are rare

Just ask the communities who banned e-scooter for safety reasons why they did it.

10_0 , in Giant spiders the size of rats making a comeback in UK

I have a large garden spider in my house, me and it have a policy, out of sight out of deaths reach. If a spider the size of that thumbnail enters my house, there will be no places to hide, I will kos. Besides there are no rats here only flies.

bizarroland ,

Up until recently I had cedar roofing and when I pulled it off there were so many spiders that got unhomed. I felt bad about that especially since I put a metal roof on and there's nowhere for them to hide now.

The spiders got their revenge though because after I unhomed all of the spiders that were protecting my house I started getting ants or the occasional bug here or there.

Fortunately, the spiders have now moved under my decks and into the cedar siding on the house and they are once again protecting my house from unwanted pests.

I love me some spiders, I don't want to touch them I don't want to deal with them but when I see them hanging out I'm like cool thanks for taking care of the place my friend.

happybadger , in Mike Lynch's co-defendant in US trial dies in UK road accident, lawyer says
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Nature is healing wholesome

Churbleyimyam , in Mike Lynch's co-defendant in US trial dies in UK road accident, lawyer says

Strong Boeing vibes from this one.

downpunxx OP , in Mike Lynch's co-defendant dies after being hit by car days before yacht sinking

Is this sounding more and more like coordinated assassination by some group not happy about the fact Mike got off scott free in the US trial?

llamatron , in Giant spiders the size of rats making a comeback in UK
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I’m sorry what? We have a native spider the size of a rat? Why did I not know this. This is important information.

I am never leaving the house again.

Emperor OP ,
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Plot twist: they’re already in your house.

j4k3 ,
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(I’m hacking around with Cataclysm Dark Days Ahead at the moment) Noooooo!!!

IchNichtenLichten ,
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I thought they looked like the dock spiders we have in Minnesota, turns out they’re the same thing. Utterly terrifying but completely harmless.

YarHarSuperstar ,
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Noooo reading this I thought I was safe being all the way over here :( whyyyy

ArmokGoB ,

I saw one on the wall when I was staying just outside Guildford. I was in disbelief that I would see such a thing in Europe.

floofloof ,

Maybe it’s a baby rat. I’m going to believe it’s a baby rat.

cheddar ,
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They hunt fish. There’s no need to worry if you aren’t fish.

llamatron ,
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If only arachnophobia were so logical

j4yt33 ,

I don’t think you’re likely to ever come across one if you don’t live in a lake, they have only been identified in a handful of places.

tobogganablaze ,

They usually are found around the shore or river banks only walking onto the water for hunting. The only spider you will mostly find in a lake a diving bell spiders.

j4yt33 ,

Ah I misunderstood that a fen is actually a thing (non-native speaker here). So I correct my original post to “if you don’t live in a fen”

janNatan ,

As a native speaker, I’ve never heard the word “fen” in my life. So, that’s probably why they didn’t say that.

j4yt33 ,

Who didn’t say that?

janNatan ,

Oh, I guess it was you who didn’t say fen. But it’s probably more correct to leave “fen” out, at least if you want to be understood. It is not s common word. I had to look it up.

tal ,
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The only spider you will mostly find in a lake are diving bell spiders.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diving_bell_spider

The diving bell spider or water spider (Argyroneta aquatica) is the only species of spider known to live almost entirely under water.

That sounds neat.

Their bite is often described as being very painful to humans and as causing localised inflammation, vomiting, and slight feverishness that disappears after 5-10 days.

That sounds less agreeable than the giant raft spider.

tobogganablaze ,

Their bite is often described as being very painful to humans and as causing localised inflammation, vomiting, and slight feverishness that disappears after 5-10 days.

That sounds less agreeable than the giant raft spider.

Sentence after that:

However, solid evidence is lacking

It’s really hard to get bitten by any spider. I can’t imagine how hard it must be to get bitten by spider that lives underwater. I have to check those wiki sources …

Swedneck ,
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they’re apparently 7cm wide including the legs, so more like the size of a mouse and even then it’s being a bit generous.

j4yt33 , in Giant spiders the size of rats making a comeback in UK

Wikipedia says “70 mm including the legs” btw. So not even close to the size of a rat

Emperor OP ,
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Could be a baby rat.

echodot ,

They are the size of rats the size of spiders.

j4yt33 ,

Can’t argue with that

TorJansson ,

Doesn’t matter, arm thyself with a flamethrower anyway

Reddfugee42 , in UK tech tycoon Mike Lynch among missing after luxury yacht sinks
tal , in Giant spiders the size of rats making a comeback in UK
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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_raft_spider

In October 2010 the first introduction of a great raft spider population into a new site in the UK was carried out in a joint project by Natural England and Suffolk Wildlife Trust and supported by a grant from the BBC Wildlife Fund. The project saw around 3000 spiderlings bred and reared by Dr. Helen Smith and the John Innes Centre, 1600 of which were released into suitable dykes at the Suffolk Wildlife Trust Castle Marshes nature reserve. The site is part of the Suffolk Broads and lies 50 kilometres (31 mi) downstream, from Redgrave and Lopham fen, between Lowestoft and Beccles. Work was carried out to improve the ditch network at the site to prepare for the reintroduction and provide optimal habitat for the new spider population.

Dr. Helen Smith knew that the one great problem with the UK was an insufficient number of giant spiders running around, and she intended to remedy that.

Each spiderling was hand reared in separate test tubes and fed with fruit flies.

“Eat. Eat and grow large and strong.”

riodoro1 , in England prison overcrowding emergency measures come into force

Maybe start with those just stop oil activists?

Zombie ,

You mean those eco-TERRORISTS?!

They’re a threat to our nation wealth, with their desire to make life better, bastards, they should be the last to come out!

/s if it wasn’t obvious enough

echodot ,

I thought they liked orange.

Tar_alcaran , in UK tech tycoon Mike Lynch among missing after luxury yacht sinks

the yacht, sailing under the name Bayesian, sank after encountering a heavy storm overnight that caused waterspouts,

Well, given the chance that it either sinks or doesn’t sink in a storm, and that it either storms or doesn’t storm…

lemmus , in UK tech tycoon Mike Lynch among missing after luxury yacht sinks
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You tempt fate when naming a vessel after an analytical framework of probability.

Kaboom , in Outrage as librarians reveal schools banning LGBT+ books after parents’ complaints

Well, what kind of books? Are we talking about normal lgbtq books, or are talking ban-bait books like gender queer?

Warl0k3 ,

Does it matter?

Kaboom ,

Yes. Some will include explicit pictures of sexual acts, so when they get discovered and removed, the author can cry censorship and get free advertising.

flamingos ,

Literally the fourth paragraph of the article:

The responses revealed that specific titles removed from school libraries included This Book Is Gay, by Juno Dawson, a memoir about a young person discovering their sexual identity; Julián is a Mermaid, by Jessica Love, a picture book about a gender non-conforming boy who dreams of being a mermaid; and the alphabet book ABC Pride, by Louie Stowell, Elly Barnes and Amy Phelps, which introduces young readers to the alphabet while they learn more about the LGBT+ community.

DJDarren ,

So no Chuck Tingle books then?

Emperor OP ,
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Bigfoot Pirates Haunt My Balls is safe, for now.

anytimesoon ,

What about pounded in the butt by my own butt?!

Mex , in England prison overcrowding emergency measures come into force
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Another post on the subject: feddit.uk/post/16359193

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