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SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

I ate a beet salad after and had Christmas poops.

JeromeVancouver ,

The post beets dump can be alarming until you remember you ate beets

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

Hey aren’t you the one who denounced me on behalf of Canada?

What are you, like the queen of Canada or something?

Carvex ,

Pretty Patties!

kindenough ,

Supergreen!

sorghum ,
@sorghum@sh.itjust.works avatar

Leeloo Dallas multipass

LazaroFilm ,
@LazaroFilm@lemmy.world avatar

Wow! The Burger King TIL are strong today…

Delphia ,

Someone shreked in the toilet!

delirious_owl ,
@delirious_owl@discuss.online avatar

And didn’t flush?

NegativeInf ,

Amateur hour!

Lucky charms can do this with a single bowl.

MelodiousFunk ,

As a bonus, they also destroy my gut. So when I cave to the crave every few years I pay for it, and then marvel at the dyes while I clean the toilet.

prettybunnys ,

Lucky Charms are a one way ticket to the green playdough factory

Sterile_Technique ,
@Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world avatar

Taste the rainbow!

all-knight-party ,
@all-knight-party@kbin.run avatar

Isn't this the Skittles slogan?

Lawnman23 ,

Boo Berry will turn your poop blue with one bowl.

darklamer ,
@darklamer@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Lucky charms can do this with a single bowl.

ELI5: What does this sentence mean?

mkwt ,

Lucky Charms are an American breakfast cereal containing sugary marshmallow pieces with a lot of food coloring. Lucky Charms are served in a bowl with milk.

darklamer ,
@darklamer@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Ha! Great, thanks! (That was seriously not easy to guess.)

IMongoose ,

Never forget 7/11 hulk slushie

Lost_My_Mind ,

They also did a burger that was black bun. Your poop came out black. Or so I’ve heard.

Kolanaki ,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

The black bun used a lot of green dye to make it black. That’s what the link is about.

kratoz29 ,
@kratoz29@lemm.ee avatar

I’d call that a feature.

tiefling ,

They’re called Pretty Patties you uncultured swine

Kolanaki ,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

Pfft… When I drink a single can of Monster Energy, my poop is not just green; that shit glows. It also makes my pee fluorescent.

Which sucks because clearly all the energy is just leaving my body.

chemicalwonka ,
@chemicalwonka@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

1000023639

JusticeForPorygon ,
@JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world avatar

These woke millennials and their damn cancer

Everyone has cancer these days. Back in my time nobody had cancer because we ate our fruits and veggies and none of this woke organic BS

circuitfarmer ,
@circuitfarmer@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

What is it with Burger King today?

https://lemmy.sdf.org/pictrs/image/f1540e43-be26-4fe0-9f0a-92666815dd7c.png

million ,
@million@lemmy.world avatar

What is the rest of the text for the bottom one? I must know

Found it “TIL that in 2020, Burger King ran an advertising campaign featuring a picture of a moldy Whopper, to prove that their burgers are made without preservatives. This unconventional advertising method wor”(sic)

lemmy.world/post/18430622

captain_aggravated ,
@captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works avatar

paraphrasing, “this unconventional advertising worked great and increased sales.”

ech ,

Had an “Eclipse” burger this April that had a “black” bun like this. Definitely wasn’t expecting the vibrant green dump, but it didn’t take too long to make the connection. Kind of funny once I realized nothing was seriously wrong, hah.

JCreazy ,

The first time I discovered that did coloring can turn your poop green is with Baskin Robins had penguin ice cream because of Madagascar.

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