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jaggedrobotpubes ,

Billions of dollars and that’s the beard.

haunte ,

In his fantasies the libruls of San Francisco begged him to stay and he looked at them with a cool grin on his face and said “Let that sink in” as he came in his pants.

tetris11 ,
@tetris11@lemmy.ml avatar

“Turn around!” they begged him, as he strode slowly towards the desert sun, but he knew enough of Lot and of Orpheus, that it would only bring them ruin if he did. So heavy was his heart, that he glanced back with melancholy love, and thus the fair city of San Francisco turned to salt. He kept on walking into that desert sun, a heavy heart keeping him anchored to calls of vultures naysaying his poor sense of direction…

(Honestly good riddance to both. I have never seen more narcissists in my life than I have in SF.)

Noel_Skum ,

He really is the DJ Khaled of technology… which is not a compliment. Can people not just tell “certain sections” of Texans that an uppity African American with a couple of baby mommas and lots of money is moving in to their neighbourhood? And bringing his “business interests” with him too.

SouthFresh ,
@SouthFresh@lemmy.ml avatar

Bye Nazi-toddler, don’t let our tolerance and diversity hit your ketamine addicted ass on its way out, you piece of human garbage.

FrostyCaveman ,

He’s addicted to ketamine? I would’ve guessed cocaine

14th_cylon ,

Well now when some rando on the internet told you otherwise, you know better :D

ReallyActuallyFrankenstein ,

Musk is taking it to the farm upstate.

Imgonnatrythis ,

Hey Texas? Ya got room for one more scumbag?

kautau ,

Considering how many Bay Area tech workers with zero morals leave cali for Texas purely for lower taxes and how Texas loves that, I’m sure they do

yamanii ,
@yamanii@lemmy.world avatar

Running from Brazil, running from SF, does he only knows how to run?

ulkesh ,
@ulkesh@lemmy.world avatar

I mean the bitch wants to go to Mars. I say we let him. And maybe he’ll finally understand the complete piece of shit he’s been when he is running out of oxygen or is freezing in the vacuum of space because he decided to piss off or remove all the actual intelligent people and was left with the bottom of the barrel pseudo-engineer who created and developed his mars rocket.

It’s a fun thought experiment, anyway.

Make sure to take a photo of your roadster as you’re gasping for air, Elon!

TallonMetroid ,
@TallonMetroid@lemmy.world avatar

Didn’t Apartheid Lonnie refuse to pay rent for the office space for a while there? Did that ever get resolved or is he still defaulting on the rent?

Akasazh ,
@Akasazh@feddit.nl avatar

I’d like to see the answer to this

finley ,

🖖🏻

Ledivin ,

This will have very little effect on SF in the long-term 😂🤣 All of their staff that was here are going to stay here - they’re not going to follow fucking X to whatever ass-backwards state Musk chooses

So, to recap:

  • we have a huge office that will eventually bring in another major company,
  • the area keeps all of its best talent, and
  • we get rid of the grifter that regularly refuses to pay their rent/lease, taxes, and insurance bills?

Hell yeah, of course this is a win.

Davel23 ,

whatever ass-backwards state Musk chooses

Pretty sure he's headed to Texas.

Fedizen ,

the king of back-assward states

JackDark ,

Florida Man would like a word with you.

harrys_balzac ,

Texas is 50th in the US for quality of life. How they managed to be worse than the other Gulf states is baffling. Abbott and Paxton have managed to turn Texas into a raging dumpster fire. If Texas actually left the US, it probably wouldn’t even be able to get a membership in BRICS.

Riccosuave ,
@Riccosuave@lemmy.world avatar

I think you mean teXas 😂

whostosay ,

As a native Texan, this shit just keeps piling up and I cannot be more stoked. They’re so close to flipping our state.

kalleboo ,

They’re actually just moving people to their existing San Jose and Palo Alto offices, not even leaving California!

Dsklnsadog ,
@Dsklnsadog@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Yeah, it’s not a big deal, but it shows or starts a trend.

Lightor ,

Of? Companies leaving CA due to liberal laws? That’s kinda been CA’s thing since forever.

EnderMB ,

I imagine most of whoever is left at Twitter is on a visa, so yeah, they probably will follow Musk wherever he says to go. The alternative is people rip their families away from their homes that they’ve probably built over the years and move back to their old country.

Now, if Biden were to grant the power to protect re-employment to other companies for those on L visas, Musk is probably utterly fucked.

Wispy2891 ,

All of their staff that was here are going to stay here - they’re not going to follow fucking Xitter

At this point, for how he treated his employees, we can assume that most of the ones left are visa hostages that would be deported the day after being fired or incompetent people that faked their way to the spot and can’t find another job that pays the same. Or musk stans, but he fired even that simp that slept in the office floor in order to be more “productive”.

They are trapped and follow him everywhere

ChaoticEntropy ,
@ChaoticEntropy@feddit.uk avatar

Anyone hardcore enough to still be working at that dumpster fire is there for the long haul, they will follow Formerly Twitter in to the gates of hell, seemingly.

cheese_greater ,

Its weird Peter Thiel hasn’t followed him. Both of them are just awful, you’d think they’d synergize

Beaver ,
@Beaver@lemmy.ca avatar

X is going to be driven into the ground

db2 ,

What benefit does musk get from killing twitter? He’s getting something out of it.

andyburke ,
@andyburke@fedia.io avatar

No, he is legit this bad at managing a company.

Shdwdrgn ,

After the string of bad decisions he’s already made with this company, what makes you think he’s able to make good choices now? He has an echo-chamber where nobody can tell him to GTFO and that’s literally the only thing he’s ever getting out of it. It’s kinda like if someone paid an obscene amount of money for a junker car, then paid 10x that amount to put vanity plates on it.

Lightor ,

Yeah, controlling the town square. It’s worth him sinking money into it if he can get favorable tax laws passed as a result.

JeffKerman1999 ,

Election interference all over the world is a great value for his russian, chinese and arabian masters

overload ,

I’d love to see it fail completely. I’m hoping that musk makes it a site that you have to pay a subscription to see anything at all on there so everyone can finally give up on it.

Beaver ,
@Beaver@lemmy.ca avatar

Hopefully he beats Spez

gravitas_deficiency ,

You saw the investor list, right? There’s a LOT of people on there who miiiiight not consider direct financial profitability to be the point of their investment.

Wispy2891 ,

Top shareholders of Twitter include:

  1. Elon Musk (owns 78.7% of the company)
  2. Saudi prince Alwaleed bin Talal (5.7%)
  3. Oracle’s founder Larry Ellison (3.0%)

WTF they really need to relocate the evil lair in a volcano

overload ,

That’s true, but I’d imagine running a site like twitter actively costs money. If advertisers aren’t paying, who is? Do they go to their investors and ask for money? For how long could Elon afford to run Twitter with all of its development costs?

shiftymccool ,

I think it would awesome if it failed so much, Musk was forced to sell. Then, it explodes in popularity

darkdemize ,
@darkdemize@sh.itjust.works avatar

Going to be?

200ok ,

Finally, NIMBYs everyone can get on board with

moistclump ,

YIMBY

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