The "i" in Linux and Linus have different pronunciations even when they shouldn't.
Can dust be weaved into clothes? (kbin.social)
Often when I empty my vacuum cleaner I find the dust has "weaved" together
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big think
The two most important questions of our time are:...
Humor is our captcha system to tell a bot from a human in text conversations.*
Works 95% of times.
From the moon's perspective, any cow that jumps is over it
English is weird
I got hung up on contractions this morning regarding the word “you’ve”. Normally, I’d say “you’ve got a problem”, which expands to “you have got a problem”, which isn’t wrong, but I normally wouldn’t say. Not contracting, I’d say “you have a problem”, so then should I just say “you’ve a...
Startups are the modern version of pirates gangs. Only today they gang toghether to steal clients by working harder.
The key to eternal life and never dying is to stay in the living room. Don't leave the living room.
Could we send electric data across time?
Given the fact that data is an electric circuit of ones and zeros, flowing at the speed of light, could we technically send information across time?
The fact that there's a lady out there named Stephanie who insisted the whole world call her Lady Gaga and we're all just like, "okay."
I think trump might win, and it's due to shitty memory and DND
I was playing DnD with my friends, but unfortunately we are retarded get distracted easy so the whole game we would move nothing....
I'm surprised more rain jackets don't have Ziploc-style pockets that can be sealed shut
Maybe this is a thing and I’ve been buying cheap rain jackets....
Humans were lucky that it worked out that bigger dogs generally are less mean.
Maybe aliens don't want peace and understanding on Earth
This is a thought experiment that came up just now...
The word movie is probably only about 100 years old, yet incredibly ingrained into our culture.
We're all just in Stockholm Syndrome to whatever culture we were born into.
No matter what cat litter you buy, It's all the same shit.
Some animals' claws are like finger fangs, and their teeth like jaw claws.
The smartphone has made a game of hints harder for future generations.
Holding your phone can mean tons of stuff now.
As far as we know, there are 0 Taco Bells on Mars.
Coffee is a mana potion and Cough Syrup is a health potion
When someone starts with I'm not racist it usually means they are.
Edit: here’s my thought process. Why do they need to tell someone they are not. Then proceed to say the most racist thing, lmao.
Films where a Predator dies are a failed coming of age films.
From the lore of the Predator species, a Predator who goes for a hunt is trying to prove they are worthy of adult status in their society. As each Predator dies in the film they fail to attain adult status in their society.