The smartphone has made a game of hints harder for future generations.
Holding your phone can mean tons of stuff now.
As far as we know, there are 0 Taco Bells on Mars.
Coffee is a mana potion and Cough Syrup is a health potion
When someone starts with I'm not racist it usually means they are.
Edit: here’s my thought process. Why do they need to tell someone they are not. Then proceed to say the most racist thing, lmao.
Films where a Predator dies are a failed coming of age films.
From the lore of the Predator species, a Predator who goes for a hunt is trying to prove they are worthy of adult status in their society. As each Predator dies in the film they fail to attain adult status in their society.
A hydraulic press is like a giant hole puncher.
Stereotypical religious nutjobs in the 80s and 90s were all "The end is nigh!" Now that science supports them, they're all "Everything is A-OK!"
Peanut butter and hummus are the same thing.
Both are pastes made of mashed beans (peanuts and chickpeas are beans.) They also have a similar nutrient profile and are both used for similar dishes.
If Wolverine had been American instead of Canadian, he might refer to the alloy on his bones as Adamantum.
We're probably pretty fortunate that humans have at least some degree of self control over when we stop eating.
Like, I just was thinking about how lots of pet species will just eat as much food as you give them to the point of making themselves sick, and keeping them at a healthy weight requires not giving them access to too much food. Obviously some humans have problems with this, but imagine how bad things would be if everyone were...
You can boil water with water by using the electricity from hydro power to power your kettle.
You have probably done it without even noticing. The modern world is clearly miraculous.
Hannah Montana was meant as a silly premise, but now it just makes sense.
After a certain point in popularity it is assumed the celeb is going to sooner or later:...
People, please, it's "ex-twitter"
I still don’t get how - with such a perfect tee-up - we settled on “X, the platform formerly known as Twitter”....
Applicants probably spend more time skimming job openings than Managers spend skimming through CVs
Much easier to reject bad CVs. On the other hand every job post is the same and you have to check Glassdoor and Crunchbase before applying to a potential bad company
The lack of "real world complaints" and "anger" in popular music genres helps keep the masses docile
Been thinking a bit about this, popular music (the ones that hit top 100 charts or whatever) never has lyrics that point out real problems or point to culprits and how they’re fucking our shit, which is very easy to find in punk rock and some variations, as well as rap....
We always imagine that if humans had tails they'd be furry tails but they'd actually probably be hairless like our bodies
If other countries can afford massive internet pysops why can't I find a job in the states where I get to meme and troll all day for the US military?
Nobody ever calls or refers to pooh bear by his name
Sunday church time is like adult swim for atheists
At some point in time people will link to stack overflow, forum or similar support articles that are over 100 years old.
Even if it’s just an archived version, someone somewhere will find utility in IT or coding advice posted over a century ago.
Gangsters have gone out of style because its safer and easier to be a white collar criminal
Playing through the latest Yazuka game about the death of the Yakuza, similar to the last of the outlaws in RDR2....
If you were to train a chatbot on all public statements of Donald Trump, you probably won't get a single factual answer.
Cereal is glorified food pellets.
Except chocolate covered sugar bombs, which is miniaturized dessert.
We breathe plant farts
Plants, through photosynthesis, take in carbon dioxide and release oxygen as a byproduct