People who are lucky (never get sick etc.) shouldn't be the ones to buy lottery tickets
If you’re lucky in one area, what’s the chance that you’ll be lucky in another?Instead, it should be those who are really unlucky, the lottery might balance out their luck 💀...
Do kids talk like cartoons or do cartoons try to talk like kids?
There are certain action phrases in cartoons that kids imitate. There’s also a kind of children’s books writer tone to many programs, simplified language, certain ways of explaining things slowly or expressing emotions
Everything isn't as far away when you use a Pluto year for your light year measurement (lemmy.world)
So Alpha Centauri is now only .016 light years away....
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Rob Base is in fact internationally known (www.youtube.com)
I wanna rock right now
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All fans are technically heated fans because of the waste heat from the motor
There's Nothing Green About Socialism - HumanProgress (www.humanprogress.org)
I’ve seen a lot people here blaming capitalism over the climate changes, while making the point that other systems (e.g socialism or communism) are more climate friendly....
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If we should, "Live every day like it's your last", shouldn't there be more coffin retailers than banks?
If I was Aquaman, I’d call my semen “Aquamayonaise”
pillows for your nose
tissues are basically pillows for your nose
Curiosity is not a guarantee of intelligence, but a lack of curiosity is the opposite. Curiosity is far easier to probe in smalltalk and interviews without self awareness filters.
Barbie and Chevrolet parternered, but it wasn't to promote the Malibu.
Just seems like a missed opportunity
If there is a cartoon for girls called "Hello Kitty," why isn't there a cartoon for boys called "Wazzup Dawggy?"
We can only focus our eyes on one thing at a time, and we see everything else twice
I feel sorry for me for feeling sorry about myself
John Candy should have called himself John Junkfood. “Get it, because I’m fat and my last name is Candy.”
A corn dog and a hot dog are just American versions of taco and burrito.
In DBZ, Frieza is never shown with a butthole even though he’s always shown without clothes
Serious Conspiracy Theory: L•🔛 🦌 wants this massive 🐥 dead and erased so (not techie) people will hardly/never gather better news/information on Internet
cross-posted from: lemmyunchained.net/post/6820...
Soon in the near future, bank tellers and cashiers will be replaced by "convenience fees."
Lemmy is good despite `404: FetchError: invalid json response body...`
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Smash Mouth wasn't lying when he said "the years start coming and they don't stop coming"
If the classic TV show sci-fi trope of eating pills for food had became a reality, would humans overtime no longer be able to chew?
evolutionary wise, very far into the future would we develop different mouths and very few teeth?...
Airports would be a great place for advertisements trying to raise awareness of anti-homeless architecture
I feel like airports might not like it considering it would be the one of the first things tourists see but I feel like it be effective against snowbird boomers with extended layovers who are upset the airport lounge chairs aren’t positioned next to electrical outlets.