Realizing that your old sister is not why your mom is angry at your dad's late in life sudden pro-choice stance.
The name Autotune is a play on words 'out of tune'.
TLDW
The L is for “loud”
In Disney's Coco everyone cared about evidence showing their favorite celebrity stole music, which is probably the most unrealistic part of it.
That kid would have gotten a million death threats and his house maybe burned down if in the real world if he came out with evidence to try and discredit someone’s favorite dead celebrity.
Sinbad in Jingle All the Way has the best character arc. Sinbad plays a postal worker and starts off fine before ending their character arc by going postal on everyone.
Tracking and marketing metadata probably make up a significant share all data storage available worldwide.
Edit: I mean to say just a significant amount, not a majority. That’s obviously porn.
Startups are the modern version of pirates gangs. Only today they gang toghether to steal clients by working harder.
Experienced meditators probably have less earworms (explanation in the body of the post).
Thinking a thought is like watering a plant in a garden. Your attention is the sprinkler. The more you water a plant (up to a point, of course), the more the plant grows....
The sea between Denmark and Sweden, Kattegat, can be translated to "a fishes cloaca on a cat" from danish
“Katte-” as a prefix means relating to a cat. Eg. “Kattepoter” = “cats paws”...
The opposite of workout is chillin
There have probably been fortune cookies opened that had that day's winning lottery numbers
That Tesla car that got launched into space has probably burnt up by now
Not in the atmosphere, of course
The opposite of the opposite of wrong is left
Since everyone was getting back old memes. I’ve posted an old post.
AI might be able to prove it has sentience if it uses one time pads to encrypt its thoughts
If “sentience” can be defined as self awareness, awareness of others, and understanding of information gaps in perspective
You never see an old man having a Twix
I suppose it just wouldn’t look right. They have their old man toffees like Werther’s.
If you think about it, Africans are the real "pure blooded" people, because they didn't interbreed with the Neanderthals like Europeans did after migrating out of Africa.
If you flip the N in Niagra upside down..
…it kind of looks like a V....
If two children are conceived on the same day but one is born prematurely, both children are technically the same age.
Because of the date of conception and all that.
Alcohol is lighter than water but the bottom of the cocktail still tastes the stronger .
Like I said, alcohol is lighter than water but the bottom of the cocktail still tastes the stronger. If i dont steer my mojito the bottom has a stronger alcohol taste
All cars are driverless cars when they're parked.
Life is like a television show; sometimes there are reruns, unexpected plot twists, and moments that make us question if we're on the right channel.
Hopping and running are the same thing. Except alternating feet.
Start saying "tock-tick-tock-tick" repeatedly and you somehow end up saying "tick-tock-tick-tock"
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