Life is like a television show; sometimes there are reruns, unexpected plot twists, and moments that make us question if we're on the right channel.
Hopping and running are the same thing. Except alternating feet.
Start saying "tock-tick-tock-tick" repeatedly and you somehow end up saying "tick-tock-tick-tock"
vvvv
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Evolution is just the gamification of biology
and antlers are therefore karmawhoring.
Tires are basically balloons, so everyone is driving around in clown cars on balloons all day.
The argumentative nerd went to therapy to become more well-actualized.
People were really doing martial arts under waterfalls for hours without a break, I stand in the shower for twenty minutes and my skin starts having a tantrum, getting wrinkly and shit.
Jellyfish are the storm clouds of the sea
Scratch an E inside your glasses: it's not tinnitus, just really intense reading. Chaotic stoicism ftw.
Marsupials are the gymnosperms of the animal kingdom
…if you squint hard enough
I'd rather be an unknown fish in my own pond
Apropos “it’s better to be a big fish in a small pond than a small fish in a big pond”
"aaa" letters on t-shirt can be advertised and sold as mirrored number of the beast.
Creating Agriculture is the Home-Office of the neolithic era.
No more nomadic lifestyle following herds around, simply stay home. Grow wheat and beat the shit out of it after it’s harvested.
The ancient Roman fiscus Iudaicus is a fanum tax
The fiscus Iudaicus or Judaicus (Latin for “Jewish tax”) was a tax imposed on Jews in the Roman Empire after the destruction of Jerusalem and its Temple in AD 70. Revenues were directed to the Temple of Jupiter Optimus Maximus in Rome....
Boneless, skinless chicken
Is the plain white bread of meats.
"Flower" rhymes with "glower," and "flower" rhymes with "glower." (kbin.social)
And vice versa....
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avatars and usernames should be bigger so it's easier to grow a sense of community
I think the apps and the web ui should increase the size of the users avatars and make the username a bit bigger so it’s easier for people to start recognizing eachother and grow a sense of community. Back in the forum days people would remember eachother’s usernames/avatars for their contributions and it would be easier to...
People who have time management skills let the clock become an intrusive thought so they develop an obsessive compulsion with being aware of the time.
I'm surprised more video games don't use tattoos as a homage to their inspirations
Same with TV shows and movies I suppose. I think it’s a neat, less missable, alternative to things like graffitied easter eggs....
Some animals' claws are like finger fangs, and their teeth like jaw claws.
As income or wealth inequality changes, so could the composition of students in elite universities. There could be different proportions of legacy students.
I also wonder whether there could be factors that determine how many students would be considered wondrous or how many would be considered more extrinsically motivated.
Facet plots (or trellis plots) are able to represent 4 parameters/variables in only 2 dimensions in an unusual way: by cutting up those 2 dimensions.
Picture from sthda.com/…/ggplot2-facet-split-a-plot-into-a-mat…
darkness is the absence of light
brightness is the absence of dim