If I subscribe to the many worlds theory, every time I buy a lottery ticket one of me wins.
Of all the forms that matter can take in this universe, it predominantly forms into big orbs of light in an otherwise endless sea of darkness
Around 2 out of 3 people on Earth, got to party and ring in the New Year in the year 2000 when they were old enough to be excited about it (assuming a conscious age of 10 years)
We're lucky that our bodies require sleep, otherwise our cultures would have us working 16-20 hour days.
Google Apps are like junk food, bad for your health/privacy, but very good in taste/product otherwise.
Think about it, Google Maps is (I think) the biggest collection of map data and information on locations everywhere around the world, yet I don’t want an advertising company knowing that I just went to a fast food place....
I'm turning 18 this year. My mom is a millennial
I’m most looking forward to investing in stocks.
Alcohol is lighter than water but the bottom of the cocktail still tastes the stronger .
Like I said, alcohol is lighter than water but the bottom of the cocktail still tastes the stronger. If i dont steer my mojito the bottom has a stronger alcohol taste
Moving Issue Discussions to Lemmy would Enhance Collaboration and Prioritization
I propose relocating most issue discussions from GitHub to lemmy.ml/c/feature_requests to optimize developer time and foster increased user engagement and collaboration. This transition would allow developers to focus on critical tasks while leveraging the voting system on Lemmy to sort comments and identify the most valuable...
We can only focus our eyes on one thing at a time, and we see everything else twice
Creating a playlist for a work gathering. It* occurred to me that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing them all off is super easy.
Something for everyone means that someone will hate something.
American media regularly censors the word ass but not the English word arse despite most Americans not knowing the difference is spelling not pronunciation.
Edit: I don’t mean they sound the same I mean the word arse is pronounced how I figured British would pronounce ass with the drawn r rather than the way arse is pronounced (at least where I’m from) it’s a hard r
So... everyone's cake day will be in the same month. Not sure if I have enough $$$ to get you all something.
has something like this already been posted? I tried searching, and I’m sure I don’t have original thoughts.
Everyone sees their feet the same size - because if they're big you're tall and further from them. (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
I feel sorry for me for feeling sorry about myself
People born in the year 2000 don't have to try and calculate how old they are when people ask them their age
I was born in 1989 and the math is HARD some days.
Modern life is so tied with smartphones living without it is increasingly becoming harder
Your teeth will spend longer dry than they will wet
So, there is a method for finding if a number is divisible by 7.
Since I have studied mesoamerican languages, which includes base 20 numbering systems, I was curious to see what may happen by following the same rules for 7 in decimal....
You will never understand until you've understood.
About half of the stuff on Reddit is just "Best of Twitter"
I feel sorry for dogs who don't have treats. (kbin.social)
Dog is a good boi, deserves a treat.
I feel sorry for men who have to wear pants
I can wear a dress to work and nobody criticizes me. I’d be really sad if I had to wear pants all the time, they’re just not as comfortable. Let’s normalize pretty dresses for dudes!