They should have a trash can outside the type of public restrooms where you have to turn a door handle to get out so you can throw away a paper towel if you use it to open the door.
Even doctor’s offices don’t do it. I get that it could mean double the trash to empty if you have one both inside and outside, but just for the purposes of public health…
Is really possible to understand the magnitude of ones own brain?
Think about it. The more you learned about your brain the more complex it would become. Also I’m not sure we have enough capacity to reflect on ourselves by processing everything. Think about the massive complexity of every connection. Could someone actually process that or are we limited by ourselves?
I've gone to lots of secondhand stores, but I've never once seen a raspberry beret for sale.
At this point, I’m wondering if there is enough of a quantity of raspberry berets in secondhand stores to identify the kind you would find in one.
There used to be a point were I was mostly too young to get the joke. Now I'm mostly too old to get the joke...
If you have a bank account or a car, you can never use all your money or all your fuel. If you spend all your money or use all your fuel, you will be fucked.
We are going to have to reevaluate our moralities when people in the future can look like children while not actually being children
Edit: To those downvoting, could please comment the reason as to why you are downvoting? The comments that are there right now do not explain the reason for the downvotes. I am genuinely curious as to what the thinking behind disliking the post is....
If I had an artisinal shop of any kind in America, I'd have an emergency button under the counter that lights up an enormous neon sign behind me that says "NO!"
I’ve seen enough of the internets to know this is a must have. Damn, if I was in America this would be a business idea in itself....
The Easiest Way to Figure Out the Answer to a Particular Question is to Confidently Post the Incorrect Answer on Reddit or Lemmy
I swear you don’t even care about the answer, you just want to be “right.”...
People named "Frank" always pun when they say "to be frank, ..."
If you look at anything you can probably tell what it would feel like if you licked it, despite you probably never licking it before.
The blowhole in whales and dolphins is really their nose.
That’s where they breathe from.
save the planet
It struck me that the political reason behind climate change, saving the planet and all is just so they don’t have to fix anything and can keep all the money instead of helping people.
Eyebrows are mustaches for your eyes.
Furthermore, eyebrows are facial hair and everyone who has eyebrows also has visible facial hair.
elon musk sounds like the name of a men's cologne
Some brand with the name being pronounced “eloh” “moo”. And it smells like ass, but for some reason it’s really popular....
The youngest generations are probably like the people of Easter Island when they were cutting down the last tree.
They know that it should be the opposite to save their island but the king and his court won’t listen to them. The king’s whole lineage cut down as much as they wanted, so he’s having a tantrum that it’s not working out the same for him. He’s doing it anyway. Entitlement can do that to a fellow.
There's no concise way to turn concise into a noun
You can speak concisely, or prefer concise writing, but not quite with concision. I prefer conciseness? Conciquity? Concisement? Why is there no noun for this word??
A message on navigating life's uncertainty
To the reader,...
Remember guys: Your frenulum is just for friends.
If you're thinking about something and reach a conclusion that's super outside the mainstream, you could be right, but also could mean you should reinspect your assumptions.
I saw a post on lemmy about how we could prevent 133 holocausts by promoting animal rights and veganism. The article opened by doing some math about how many dogs you could torture and kill in order to be equivalent to taking a human life, and then how many animals humans kill, and concluded that we’re committing holocaust...
If time suddenly started going backwards, eating and using the restroom would suddenly get extremely awkward...
Words are the hands of the mouth
What if the only reason countries, like the U.S., agree to arm other countries when they are in conflict, is because international billionaires have placed bets on which country will win?
I mean, if the super wealthy are sitting back, in their mansions, when each of these conflicts erupts, and they start placing bets on which side wins, it might play a role in which side our government leaders choose to arm/support.