What if aliens caused inflation by stealing small amounts of cocoa beans from lakeside resorts?
What if aliens caused inflation by stealing small amounts of cocoa beans from lakeside resorts?
april fools should span an entire week
1 day is too short
Rain on your wedding day isn't, in itself, ironic - BUT a song titled "Ironic" getting the very concept of irony wrong, that is the very core of irony, so... well done.
What if Boney M. was short for Boney Montana?
I wonder how much of youtube content is hardcoded sponsor ads.
Like when the creator does their spiel for whatever sponsor.
Humans were lucky that it worked out that bigger dogs generally are less mean.
You know how you can go to the dentist to have tartar removed? In the future, we could have routine appointments to have kidney stones pulverized and removed.
U.S. troops in Iraq were directly ordered to murder whole families, including children, and likely committed even worse war crimes, and this is the reason why so many Iraq vets have PTSD.
This literally just occurred to me as I was thinking about it and it makes me sad. And yes, I already know about the heinous shit that went down back then that we already know of, including the use of white phosphorus....
There is a chance that birds accidentally sing a known musical motif
Besides breakfast and books, is there any other use for a nook?
I did not intend for that to rhyme.
I wonder what fish and sharks think of whales and dolphins that have to surface to breath. I can totally see it "get out of here air breather, go hug the surface."
If a deaf person had tinnitus, they'd probably never recognize it
ethical edit: For a toss-off gag that even I thought was a bit sketch, I’m learning a lot about this situation and I appreciate it
The american expression "senior citizens" as a euphemism for "old people" disenfranchises non-citizens
The expression would make sense if used when you genuinely mean someone who has citizenship, but its current usage is just a synonym to “elderly folk”.
Digital data has the potential to remain completely stable for thousands of generations with constant copying to new hardware
In reality it is more complex but the possibility is there
Conservative Pundits, money didn't make them happy so they convince people who do need money that it wouldn't make them happy either
Most conservative pundits out there seem to all talk about how they wanted to do something specific with their life but it didn’t work out....
We started and ended the week with a crowd strike
The term literally means "exactly figuratively"
The term literally meant that what ever was stated happened exactly as described without any additional figurative meaning. However, as is normal for human language, the meaning of the term has changed in general conversation. The new meaning is “I am not exaggerating the figurative meaning of this statement.” This change is...
Urban dictionary is more useful than the dictionary
Silence is Violence, but so is speaking from ignorance, so maybe keep your dumb mouth shut if you don't know what you're talking about.
You kinda have to believe in real magic to study science in-depth
I think this is the biggest problem I see in people trying to understand deeper fields of study, a concept is just too large or out of our perceived reality to even make sense without years of knowledge. I think people fall into the “woo woo” just because it’s easier to not really know versus becoming a doctorate in a...
When we clean out a vacuum, we become the vacuum cleaner
What if there's a bigger, still unknown reference point?
When we think about teleportation, there’s always someone talking about how you should take into account the earth and the sun moving through space. Let’s step back a little (not so much) what if the galaxy we’re currently in is rotating really really fast around another, bigger, still unknown, spacial object?