On Ash Wednesday many people look like they have an Iron Cross on their forehead. That's a bad look.
Films where a Predator dies are a failed coming of age films.
From the lore of the Predator species, a Predator who goes for a hunt is trying to prove they are worthy of adult status in their society. As each Predator dies in the film they fail to attain adult status in their society.
People, please, it's "ex-twitter"
I still don’t get how - with such a perfect tee-up - we settled on “X, the platform formerly known as Twitter”....
Internet archive is library of alexandria of our time
I hope this time it wont burn down
Black holes are basically the toilets of the universe.
Change my mind.
Before mirrors were invented, almost no one had ever seen their own asshole
Aside from the few that found a very still pond and figured it was worth looking at.
Air travel is the nuclear energy of transportation.
it’s the most expensive to build/operate and much safer than typically perceived. Accidents are spectacular and rare.
I ate 6 donuts today. I wonder if this is how it feels to be a cop.
Money does not make any sense !!
I have been thinking about this a lot lately , but money does not make any sense , it is just an ideology or an idea in a paper form and still we value everything in form of that idea!
A drunk person wandering outside will always find their way back but a drunk bird probably won't.
Explanation: Random walk in 2D has a unity probability of making it back to the starting point as the number of steps approach infinity but random walk in 3D only has ~0.34.
There are less than 1000 people who can claim to be on Earth for the second or more time. Everyone else is still on their first visit.
With how short streaming seasons are becoming, you will soon see series with 2 episode seasons. 60 minutes per episode.
Getting closer to marriage and approaching your full earthly potential are the same thing (assuming they're done perfectly)
Edit: “getting closer to marriage” is about the whole journey starting from being completely single...
The reason prosthetics are so good in Star Wars is because the Jedi use live lightsabers to train.
I'm happy to be able to live in this world, we all came into existence here somehow. Not sex, before that, you we're nothing, and now you're something! Yay! Oh wait, it's not forever? Damn.
Real life club. It's a club where you only advertise with flyers in real life and the flyer says, do you exist? Are you reading this right now? Come to real life club. We don't have a website
Paper tastes good for no reason
If a politician was very vocal about the evils of Dungeons and Dragons and it was revealed that he regularly played CRPGs, would the media call the resulting scandal Baldursgate?
As an introvert you can't teach me how to be an extrovert but I can learn to like being around people.
the Dragonball-Z powerup scream is just the "boy" version of the magical girl transformation sequence
Everyone knows that sailor moon would kick Goku’s ass in a fight anyway
anyone know why water coming from shower is white?
A religion is just a meme that people take seriously.
The birthday that separates having spent more time in this century than the last should be adressed specifically
There should be another lemmings like me out there who already annoyed their couple by talking about how awesome Lemmy and the Fediverse is.
Bad for her because I will keep talking about it though.