If a deaf person had tinnitus, they'd probably never recognize it
ethical edit: For a toss-off gag that even I thought was a bit sketch, I’m learning a lot about this situation and I appreciate it
Google dropping ublock origin represents a flawless David vs Goliath victory for its developer
Climate activists are actually conservative, as their goal is to prevent a radical change to the climate that human civilization depends on.
Thus, conservatism and neoliberalism are, in reality, the radical agenda…
I know Mormons can't have alcohol, but couldn't they just dip their tongue in a glass of beer and not move it?
No licking!
Maybe Deja vu is when someone reloaded a save
Actually this would be a neat mechanic in-game: everyone around you nopes the fuck out at the sight of you, especially if you killed them previously....
Paul Ryan is probably pissed that Biden dropped out.
He might have run in 4 years. But assuming he doesn’t want to run against an incumbent, he’ll have to wait 8.
Gingers are being replaced by crack smokers. Why?
Prank calls don't really exist anymore with caller ID and everyone sending unknown numbers to voicemail.
I was listening to a Weird Al song about prank calls and realized you can’t really do them anymore now. Also it was funny that he mentioned dialing 7 digit numbers instead of 10
The american expression "senior citizens" as a euphemism for "old people" disenfranchises non-citizens
The expression would make sense if used when you genuinely mean someone who has citizenship, but its current usage is just a synonym to “elderly folk”.
People were quicker to violence in the Wild West days because everyone was struggling with the effects of cumulative CTE brought on by brain-rattling horse-based transport on roadless surfaces
A single mildly bumpy ride won’t turn you into an NFL domestic abuser, but over the course of 20+ years? And if you were on horses or in rickety carts from the time you were a squishy infant? Boom, curdled grey matter....
Must be nice for real artists
to see that AIs have as many problems as they do with drawing hands.
"I'm not crazy... I'll kill you.. I'll kill ALL of you" is possibly the worst thing you could say to defend your sanity
What if walk in clinics offered euthanasia services?
I have an acquaintance that is having their life ended next month due to constant medical suffering and just had this morbid thought. Care Now could have a spinoff business called Death Now.
Toothpaste tube only runs out when your motivation runs out.
From the perspective of hydrogen, everything is a parasite
… except nonmetals… maybe dark matter...
Worker union seem like a type of price fixing
So, when company, factory owner, or who sell service/good get together, and talk how much they will charge consumer, it is price fixing....
There is a trove of flash animation that is completely lost to history
From Homestar Runner to Salad fingers to badgers, stick figure battles, and the End of Ze World, this — dare I call it an artform? — was a cultural touchstone for a generation....
Erb election battle
Omg, I suppose ERB was producing their Biden VS Trump rematch video when the democratic nominee changed. That means we may not get an electoral battle this cycle. My day is ruined.
Pump and Dump makes more sense to mean "anal douch" than a type of fraud
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The Hulk would be FUCKING TERRIFYING if he only became The Hulk when he was horny.
Imagine all the ripped buttholes.
would you rather your stool had the consistency of creamy peanut butter, or medium gravel?
When Harris had to pick a VP, all media kinda agreed it should be a white male, to balance the fact that she is black and a woman. So Walz is the DEI hire.
If you ask me, I’m upset no one picked up that this consideration was sexist and racist, although it is indeed the best choice for her to win, which reflects how bad US can’t get over race and gender.
Digital data has the potential to remain completely stable for thousands of generations with constant copying to new hardware
In reality it is more complex but the possibility is there
Motor Vehicles, Even animal powered vehicles extend life.
As you move faster, in your vehicle, than the world around you, you age slower. This increases life spans.