Lemmy is slowly dying while Reddit is thriving
Isn’t it?
Eyebrows are mustaches for your eyes.
Furthermore, eyebrows are facial hair and everyone who has eyebrows also has visible facial hair.
I'm surprised there are not more cartoons with mimes as protagonists. It would probably cut down animation costs and you wouldn't need a voice actor.
Was thinking about an isekai where a mime mimes getting hit by a bus and gets transported to another world but just keeps on miming
A clown that could legimately spit out infinite scarves could likely make a killing selling quilts.
the Dragonball-Z powerup scream is just the "boy" version of the magical girl transformation sequence
Everyone knows that sailor moon would kick Goku’s ass in a fight anyway
elon musk sounds like the name of a men's cologne
Some brand with the name being pronounced “eloh” “moo”. And it smells like ass, but for some reason it’s really popular....
You'd think RFK Jr. would have noticed a trend that running for president never ends well for his family.
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Was thinking about how sometimes a therapist can give bad advice, and if you're not thinking about the situation clearly, how would you know? Clearly...
Was thinking about how sometimes a therapist can give bad advice, and if you’re not thinking about the situation clearly, how would you know? Clearly the solution is to see a bunch of them concurrently, like a therapist RAID setup
There is a chance that birds accidentally sing a known musical motif
Biology is applied chemistry is applied physics...
…which in turn is applied mathematics is appled logic is applied brainpower = applied biology, leaving only one conclusion:...
Black holes are basically the toilets of the universe.
Change my mind.
A book is like a TARDIS. It's bigger on the inside than on the out.
It can also do time travel.
If whales are ignorant of conditions on land, they probably think humans are an endangered species.
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Clipboard manufacturers would probably be in a much tighter financial situation if coaches hadn't made a stereotype of breaking them all the time.
If your door was a pillow it would probly be better to slap it than knock on it
Every really nice pen I have ever owned was because it somehow fell into my possession. I use them randomly sometimes as a special treat for myself.
Ya’ll jealous of my black 08 prismacolor fine line marker and pilot precise v7 rt....
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We've transitioned from celebrating scientific pioneers in the 19th-20th century to venerating capitalist CEOs in the 20th century who amassed wealth through market domination and reduced wages.
If Jesus is the son of God and Satan is the oposite of God, a literal antichrist would be Satan's father, which would be God since God gave life to Satan
Edit: grammar
If you're on a car ferry and get nauseous, are you carsick or seasick?
When two people kiss, they form a long tube from one anus to the other
Professors who grade the same exam dozens or hundreds of times probably experience semantic satiation (explained in the body of the post).
Semantic satiation happens when repeating word or a phrase over and over makes it temporarily lose its meaning. This was first written about in the psychological literature by Titchener, in case you search it online and find that name....