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xav , 4 months ago Plot twist: 95% of the engineering team was fired once the code was “done”. Including the poor schmuck who authored this.
Plot twist: 95% of the engineering team was fired once the code was “done”. Including the poor schmuck who authored this.
spongebue , 4 months ago If that’s the approach they took, and especially if it made it into a source code repository, I’d probably have fired them a long time ago!
If that’s the approach they took, and especially if it made it into a source code repository, I’d probably have fired them a long time ago!
fluxion , 4 months ago // TODO: for wild capitalist fantasies only, rework before building entire economic systems around this if IsCEO() { openGoldenParachute() }
// TODO: for wild capitalist fantasies only, rework before building entire economic systems around this
if IsCEO() {
openGoldenParachute()
}
Toes , 4 months ago But because everyone is working off a 6TB Nas shared over the LAN at the office. No one really knows who changed the code. So we decided to fire 51% of the team figuring we got em.
But because everyone is working off a 6TB Nas shared over the LAN at the office. No one really knows who changed the code. So we decided to fire 51% of the team figuring we got em.
tsonfeir , 4 months ago Glad I’m not the only one working on the server
Glad I’m not the only one working on the server
treechicken , 4 months ago Obviously if team was doing agile with CI/CD to promote frequent deployments and testing they would’ve never encountered this mess /s
Obviously if team was doing agile with CI/CD to promote frequent deployments and testing they would’ve never encountered this mess /s
ICastFist , 4 months ago At least our programmer had the decency to comment that bit as being disabled for debugging :D
At least our programmer had the decency to comment that bit as being disabled for debugging :D
recursive_recursion , 4 months ago “eh we’ll fix it in post” post:
“eh we’ll fix it in post”
post:
mox , 4 months ago What language is that?
What language is that?
treechicken , 4 months ago Guessing Go? (since no parens on the if statement)
Guessing Go? (since no parens on the if statement)
Zangoose , 4 months ago Could also be rust (no parens on ifs there either), kind of hard to tell with just an if statement and some function calls
Could also be rust (no parens on ifs there either), kind of hard to tell with just an if statement and some function calls
paperplane , 4 months ago or Swift, Rust has semicolons while Swift doesn’t
or Swift, Rust has semicolons while Swift doesn’t
Zangoose , 4 months ago Oh true I didn’t realize the semicolons were missing (that’s what the compiler errors are for)
Oh true I didn’t realize the semicolons were missing (that’s what the compiler errors are for)
Psychodelic , 4 months ago I’m gonna pretend there was a windows update at that specific time so it makes a bit more sense to me lol. That was good
I’m gonna pretend there was a windows update at that specific time so it makes a bit more sense to me
lol. That was good
van2z , 4 months ago (edited 4 months ago) Source? Edit - found - www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/…/krx0p8h/
Source?
Edit - found - www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/…/krx0p8h/
Venator , 4 months ago old.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/…/krx0p8h/ FTFY
old.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/…/krx0p8h/
FTFY