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RacoonVegetable , in rule

Netapp 🤮

ripcord ,
@ripcord@lemmy.world avatar

:)

who do you prefer?

xmunk , in rule

But the server makes for a wonderful bum warmer.

QuazarOmega , in rule

Her ass is NOT concatenating files either

dependencyinjection ,

Silly. This is how the ‘cat file name’ command work. You type it and the cat spits out the contents.

nyan ,

I will have to remember not to use that command anymore. 'Scuse me while I clean up the hairball . . .

Hamartiogonic ,
@Hamartiogonic@sopuli.xyz avatar

Oh, it’s just like the historical origin of words like “bug” or “patch”.

Mango , in remember, if your gf isn't open source and running locally, you don't own her

VirtualSuccubus

You can judge all you like. It’s not even really AI, but it does tell me when to dildo my butt.

SuddenDownpour ,

This is the kind of thing that is currently an object of mockery, becomes “kinky” and “bold” in 25 years, and ultimately has two or three slang entries in urbandictionary in 50.

Mango ,
demesisx , in Typescript
@demesisx@infosec.pub avatar

I vastly prefer Purescript despite it being the road less traveled. Typescript is just a fake-ish type system on top of JavaScript. But Purescript goes MUCH further in the mission of purity and code safety.

lightnegative ,

Purescript is like a modern Haskell. Completely different programming paradigm, much less accessible to your average JS developer just wanting to tighten up their code without having to learn category theory

demesisx , (edited )
@demesisx@infosec.pub avatar

I’m no white beard, I don’t know much or really any deep category theory (which is, by the way, just some fancy names for stuff we do CONSTANTLY as software engineers), and I use it every single day. Suit yourself, though.

aubeynarf ,

Have you tried Scala.js ?

demesisx ,
@demesisx@infosec.pub avatar

I have. Edit; I haven’t 🤣 didn’t see the .js at the end of that word so some of the following is probably irrelevant, though I’ll leave it because it took me a while to type it out. Haha

I’d probably be more interested in it if I were being forced by my day job to work in the JVM. I happen to be in a situation where I am my own boss working on projects completely alone and the tech I pick comes from months of wasting time making perfect the enemy of good. I know that raises quite a few red flags but I can’t help the way that they made me. Haha 🥴

From what I’ve gathered from Joseph Gordon Bell at the (IMO best software engineering podcast ever) Co-Recursive podcast, Scala sacrifices some of the purity and safety by its dependence on the the Java cargo cult. Partly, this is also a drawback of Purescript for me (since it’s intended to compile to JavaScript) but Purescript is starting to be able to escape that fate. Also, I’m a HUGE fan of Haskell syntax.

From your perspective, what pros and cons do you see if I were comparing Scala to Purescript?

Ps. The one that is actually really making me take notice lately is OCaml for the browser.

inclementimmigrant , (edited ) in remember, if your gf isn't open source and running locally, you don't own her

Saying you should be able to clone and own your AI girlfriend still sounds very wrong.

morrowind OP ,
@morrowind@lemmy.ml avatar

yeah that’s part of the joke

ptz , in Typescript
@ptz@dubvee.org avatar

You should see what scary C code turns into (shudders)

SomethingBurger ,

I looked at it once and was scared for my life. I can’t imagine what it would look like once compiled.

Limeey , in Typescript

If compiled languages bother you, then you’re gonna love assembly.

Xabis ,

Asm is compiled too.

Gotta bust out the hex editor.

Shareni ,

Nah, just get butterflies

bruhduh ,
@bruhduh@lemmy.world avatar
frezik , (edited )

An assembler doesn’t have any of the interesting parts of a compiler.

Anyway, the problem with Typescript is that it tends to obscure what’s going on one layer below it in ways that don’t happen in traditional compiled languages. We’ve had decades of development on tools that can work together with traditional compilers. Javascript has not, and there are frequent problems getting different tools at different layers of abstraction to march the same direction.

30p87 ,

I’d rather read ASM than … that random crap.

rikudou , in Typescript

That looks like a minified webpack (or something similar) output, not a transpiled typescript output. Also the code is not valid.

SpaceCowboy , in remember, if your gf isn't open source and running locally, you don't own her
@SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca avatar

Don’t worry, followed the proper traditions. I had dinner with Richard Stallman to got his approval to court my AI girlfriend.

NaoPb ,

Well, I had dinner with Bill Gates. And he told me “who are you” and “how did you get in here”.

Duamerthrax , in remember, if your gf isn't open source and running locally, you don't own her
dejected_warp_core , in What's stopping you from coding like this ?

Honestly?

Crappy laptop trackpad picks up stray clicks from my wrists being close enough to trigger touch without touching. Blind operation is not an option, unless I bust the whole experience down to a text-only terminal.

But otherwise, throw in a decent VR headset and I’m on my way to yoga-based development.

Kolanaki , in Fact: becoming a programmer significantly increases your risk of being blinded and eaten by a Dilophosaurus
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Look, just because you know how to code doesn’t mean you have to steal dinosaur DNA for the CIA. That part is totally optional.

You could choose to instead hack an oil company to implant a worm that siphons off all the extra money rounded off by bank transactions and disguise it with a virus that makes oil tankers capsize.

ZeroCool OP ,

Hack the planet!

arymandias , in I code with fear

It looks like your code could use some BlueChew™️

arymandias ,

To erectile this function

Kolanaki , in I code with fear
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

Memory literally leaks out of the computer.

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