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maniel , in A real chicken-and-egg situation

i guess “beaver” would’ve been kinda awkward with today’s connotations with shaving the beaver etc.

tsonfeir ,
@tsonfeir@lemm.ee avatar

We shave Go?

maniel ,

You can shave what you want, it’s your life

SqueakyBeaver ,

wait why am I being shaved? /j

pkill , in Let's do micro service

redundancy, rolling updates or byzantine fault tolerance in a monolith > naïve assumptions that one part of your system going down won’t mess up it’s overall usability by and large just because you’ve used microservices

boeman ,

Micro services alone aren’t enough. You have to have proper observability and automation to be able to gracefully handle the loss of some functionality. Microservice architecture isn’t a silver bullet, but one piece of the puzzle to reliable highly available applications that can handle faults well

Evotech , (edited ) in Responsive Design Go Brrrr

Frontend devs stopped giving a shit about wide screens at like 24"

It’s just massive blank spaces seperating the work area and sides

Anticorp ,

My team cares, mostly because I make them care.

Tyrangle , in Let's do micro service

From my perspective the corporate obsession with microservices is a natural evolution from their ongoing obsession with Agile. One of the biggest consequences of Agile adoption I’ve seen has been the expectation of working prototypes within the first few months of development, even for large projects. For architects this could mean honing in on solutions in weeks that we would have had months to settle on in the past. Microservices are attractive in this context because they buy us flexibility without holding up development. Once we’ve identified the services that we’ll need, we can get scrum teams off and running on those services while working alongside them to figure out how they all fit together. Few other architectures give us that kind of flexibility.

All this is to say that if your current silver bullet introduces a unique set of problems, you shouldn’t be surprised if the solutions to those problems start to also look like silver bullets.

gapedanus , in Bug fixing ways
gapedanus , in Let's do micro service
captain_aggravated , in Responsive Design Go Brrrr
@captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works avatar

Is Linus still doing the thing with the videos? Huh.

localhost443 ,

Lol was pretty much my first thought.

hibsen , in Gotta use all those brain cells

Can someone here explain why people use JIRA on purpose? Everything in it feels like garbage every time I have to interact with it.

Like I’d rather use GitHub projects. That’s how bad it feels.

kewjo ,

company uses it?

hibsen ,

This has been my only experience as well. Some company I have to work with uses it so I have to use it for their stuff for some reason, unless I can force them to do anything else.

buffalobuffalo , in Responsive Design Go Brrrr
feedmecontent , in Let's do micro service

Who at what company is having the conversation “let’s do (generic pattern)” without facing some kind of problem or inherent design need that can be solved by (generic pattern). Do these companies need software developers or did they just notice that all of the other companies have them? Surely some sort of inherent needs are driving their software.

Edited to make the generic pattern clearer

jubilationtcornpone ,

Yeah, I work for one of these companies. Some senior executive quotes some stupid thing Jeff Bezos said about everything being an API and is like “This! We need to do this!”

Nevermind the fact that we’re not AWS and our business has zero overlap with theirs. Nevermind that this mindset turns every service we design into a bloated, unmaintainable nightmare. And, forget the fact that our software division is completely unprofitable due to the checks notes shitty business decisions made by senior management.

No no, we’re going to somehow solve this by latching onto whatever buzzword is all the rage right. Turns out having an MBA doesn’t mean you know shit about running a business.

feedmecontent ,

That sounds disgusting. This kind of thing is why I never move jobs.

Tyrangle ,
  • Cloud providers have financial incentive to push microservice architectures
  • Cloud providers give corporate consultants statistics like "microservice architectures are proven to be X% more likely to succeed than monolithic architectures"
  • Cloud providers offer subscription-based tools and seminars to help companies transition to microservice architectures
  • Companies invest in these tools and seminars and mandate that all new projects adopt microservice architectures

This is how it went down with Agile at my company 10 years ago, and some process certifications and database technologies before that. Based on what I’m hearing from upper management microservice are probably next.

anakin78z , in Algorithms are like small AIs
@anakin78z@lemmy.world avatar

Omg, did you just invent MicroAI’s? I love it. Huge potential.

letsgo ,

Maybe they could be called AIgorithms instead of Algorithms.

smeg , in Certified in AI

Fortunately the company execs aren’t the ones doing the hiring, and if they are then you probably don’t want that job!

iAvicenna , in Responsive Design Go Brrrr
@iAvicenna@lemmy.world avatar

This is not even an edge case, this is jump down from the edge to find what lies in the dark pit of despairs case

DavidP , in I still don't get buffers
@DavidP@midwest.social avatar

Give CopyQ a try. Open source, cross platform clipboard manager with tons of features.

One example option is being able to only ever paste plain text. It also has lots of programming hooks, I have a few for doing things like converting a line-feed delimited list into one delimited by commas and quoting the values.

tiefling , in Always follow 3-2-1 backup rule

✅ Useless comment
✅ Common typo
✅ Looks like VSCode

That code snippet looks mighty sketch

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