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bappity , in Repeat after me "this problem isn't bothering me". There! fixed it
@bappity@lemmy.world avatar

I’m guilty of pushing massive commits with several different changes and just commenting “bump version”

virku ,

Worked the first six years of my career using no version history tracking or backups at all on one of our main systems. Nobody knew we didn’t have backups and I didn’t know how to use git and figured it wasn’t so important since I was maintaining it alone anyway.

(I don’t do any of those things anymore)

SatouKazuma ,

All hail “squash and merge”

CodexArcanum , in Repeat after me "this problem isn't bothering me". There! fixed it

I never I realized I was so evil, nor so neutral.

luciole , in Repeat after me "this problem isn't bothering me". There! fixed it
@luciole@beehaw.org avatar

Also chaotic neutral: prioritizes issues by curiosity.

doeknius_gloek ,

Oh hey, it’s me!

Takios ,
@Takios@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

I’m definitely guilty of that sometimes.

tehbilly ,

ADHD, eh?

MystikIncarnate ,

I dunno about OP, but I am, and I have definitely prioritized tickets based on how interesting they sound.

User setup for a new hire that is already here and waiting? Meh. Weird network problem with no apparent solution which will likely require days of investigation? Sounds good.

mikyopii , in Repeat after me "this problem isn't bothering me". There! fixed it
@mikyopii@programming.dev avatar

I’ve been a chaotic neutral more times than I would like to admit.

luciole ,
@luciole@beehaw.org avatar

Only part I miss from going at the office. It’s not the same when you have to bake your own bribes.

key ,

That’s when you update your sig with your address and a link to a local delivery venue

MNByChoice ,

That is brilliant. I hope it works like old Amazon gift links where the sender does not get the recipient’s address. 😀

555 , in Repeat after me "this problem isn't bothering me". There! fixed it

Dark blue on black is chaotic evil

moroni ,
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NaibofTabr , in Repeat after me "this problem isn't bothering me". There! fixed it

See also: BOFH

waigl ,

Going by what OP thinks “Chaotic Evil” means for sysadmins, they have clearly never heard of BOFH.

alekwithak , in Repeat after me "this problem isn't bothering me". There! fixed it

I’m chaotic good in my heart but lawful good because one needs a record of their work come review season.

hswolf , in Programming as a hobby means I can do whatever I want!
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is this a section of a discord api implementation?

Thelie OP ,

Almost, but not quite. It’s built against Presage

Black616Angel , in Programming as a hobby means I can do whatever I want!

Rust mentioned!

Ironfacebuster , in this is what peak web traffic looks like

if (request.ip != myip) return ErrorCodes.NotFound

And an ipv6 version for all you up 6 fans

if (request.ipv6 != myipv6) return ErrorCodes.NotFound

RagingHungryPanda , in Programming as a hobby means I can do whatever I want!

At least the code on the bottom is actual code and not just signatures

82cb5abccd918e03 , in Programming as a hobby means I can do whatever I want!

Doesn’t that construction only work in categories that also contain their own morphisms as objects since a profunctor maps (Cᵒᵖ × C) → Set and not the same like (Cᵒᵖ × C) → C? Since the category of Haskell types special, containing its own morphisms, so the profunctor could be like (haskᵒᵖ × hask) -> hask? or I just don’t understand it.

kogasa ,
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Hom functors exist for locally small categories, which is just to say that the hom classes are sets. The distinction can be ignored often because local smallness is a trivial consequence of how the category is defined, but it’s not generally true

mlg , in Defragged Zebra
@mlg@lemmy.world avatar

EXT4 watching NTFS solve its fragment problem by upgrading to SSDs instead of upgrading their allocation algorithm.

agressivelyPassive , in Programming as a hobby means I can do whatever I want!

I have to say, I’m getting more and more frustrated by the bad code I have to write due to bad business circumstances.

I want clean, readable code with proper documentation and at least a bit of internal consistency and not the shoehorned mess of hacks, todos and weird corner cases.

magic_lobster_party ,

todos

I found a simple trick against this: just remove them. Accept it ain’t gonna happen man.

agressivelyPassive ,

Well, yes, but the underlying issues still persist, so it’s not exactly a sustainable strategy.

magic_lobster_party ,

It’s mostly a joke, but often when I find todos they’re so old they’re no longer relevant.

Of course you shouldn’t blindly remove todos.

frezik ,

Don’t just put “TODO”. If they’re in the final pull request, they need to mention a ticket that’s intended to fix that TODO. If you/your team decides it’s not important, then remove it and close out the ticket. Either way, you’re required to do something with it.

PoolloverNathan , in Programming as a hobby means I can do whatever I want!

A MONAD IS A MONOID IN THE CATEGORY OF ENDOFUNCTORS

Thelie OP ,

Wow you sound so smart!

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