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ndotb , in Linus be like...
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<span style="color:#323232;">[init]
</span><span style="color:#323232;">defaultBranch = chaos
</span>
Feyter , in My boyfriend told me he was getting a Raspberry Pie delivered…

I assume she was excited about all the cool stuff you could make with it and found out it was actually just a cake… Would be disappointed too.

PCChipsM922U , in My boyfriend told me he was getting a Raspberry Pie delivered…
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Yeah, I hear ya… no SATA ports gets me in a bad mood as well.

kestrel7 , in Whoa, you're a hacker!
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You use terminal because you know what you are doing.

I use terminal because I want to feel like a hacker in a 90's movie.

We are not the same.

lasagna , in Elon Musk Certified Genius*
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Cringy isn’t a word I like very much but it’s the most suitable word for Elon Musk.

argv_minus_one , in cache

Finding clothes on a chair isn’t constant-time. You have to search through the heap of clothes to find the item you want. It has the same time complexity as searching through the closet; it’s only fast because n is small.

const_void , in After a particularly annoying update today

The best is when this starts on battery power on an old machine. It’s always a race to see who wins.

PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S , in Feminist nowadays
@PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

I’m funny

No

istoff , in I meant to type "npm run dev"... What will happen now?

You should press backspace. 😉

bitwolf , in Boomeram

RAMerang

hex ,

Boomeram

sukhmel , in When the problem was bigger than you anticipated and you’re a not-so-good developer

Sounds like an addiction, bro

grrgyle , in When the problem was bigger than you anticipated and you’re a not-so-good developer

Me

KillingTimeItself , in How programmers comment their code

this is why i very varely comment with descriptive comments. If you’re reading my code and don’t understand what it is, even with how shit it is, you have no business reading whatever fucking crackpot shit im writing.

potustheplant ,

You must be fun to work with.

KillingTimeItself ,

you say this like im the type of person to write code with other people.

potustheplant ,

Doesn’t matter. Even if it’s your code, you might revisit something you made months or a year after doing it and having comments will speed up your work. It’s a very basic good practice.

KillingTimeItself ,

i do have comments, for some things, but there are a lot of “commenting” standards that are just shit. I find i don’t care what the actual piece of code is doing, i care more about it’s place in the rest of the code, and i’d much rather have “anti comments” instead.

muntedcrocodile , in More confusion for recruiters

With blackjack and hookers.

yum13241 , in Please stop

Yes. I love this meme template.

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