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Haus , in Where did the name Bison come from anyway?
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Not so much of a joke as a cute story. There was once a programmer with a dog named Biff who would bark at the mailman every time he delivered the mail. The programmer wrote a program to monitor incoming email and beep when you got a message, and named it biff.

lemmyng , in Where did the name Bison come from anyway?
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Less is more.

Kerrangutan , in Firmware

Wait until you learn about wetware.

DmMacniel , in Only 14.99$

Red Hat edition?

blackstrat , in Only 14.99$
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This must be the new version of Fedora

chl , in The keyboard

Slightly off-topic: if you want to know how this works with USB Keyboards, check out this fantastic video by Ben Eater: youtu.be/wdgULBpRoXk

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zib , in It's almost done
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I've been working on a single bug for nearly 3 weeks. I think my "I'm getting closer to understanding this" is starting to lose credibility with my team.

ebc , in It's almost done

I’m in this picture and I don’t like it.

cupcakezealot , in JavaScript always know my truest of desires
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Programming Javascript is roughly the equivalent of hitting your head with a hammer or trying to uninstall McAfee.

a253040 , in What we really mean

I’m absolutely guilty of self-documenting code, but mostly because I’m sick of everyone else’s lying comments.

importedreality , in Still can't decide
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Come to neovim and spend countless hours tweaking your configs when you should be working 🙃

Swedneck , in Let's go!
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truly programmers are minor gods, they even have a choir of angels singing as things are brought to creation from nothing.

mrks , in Testing good

Coder: me. Tester: also me.

simple , in Testing good
@simple@lemmy.mywire.xyz avatar

The code


<span style="color:#323232;">package main
</span><span style="color:#323232;">
</span><span style="color:#323232;">import "fmt"
</span><span style="color:#323232;">
</span><span style="color:#323232;">func main() {
</span><span style="color:#323232;">  fmt.Println("Hello World")
</span><span style="color:#323232;">}
</span>
Kerb , in What we really mean
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I’m one of those people who think that Perl is a write-only language
-Linus torvalds

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