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blakeus12 , in Fitbit Clock Face
@blakeus12@hexbear.net avatar

im confused as to why it doesn’t use variables? this is pretty interesting to see though

settoloki ,

In JSON the value on the left would be the variable name the value in the right of the pair is the value.

MonkderZweite ,

Guess this is a printout for humans, not to feed to the watch.

RampantParanoia2365 , in You can have anything you wan...

I’d ask for the formula for cold fusion and all the required knowledge. That way I could save the earth, and also be super famous.

muntedcrocodile , in You can have anything you wan...
@muntedcrocodile@lemmy.world avatar

How do u ask to know everything without asking to know everything?

SmoothIsFast , in You're being hacked ...

It would be nice if it worked that way.

GnomeKat , in Always
@GnomeKat@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

ITT: a lot of undiagnosed sensory issues

blackn1ght , in Always

This isn’t my experience. I’m way more focused in the morning and then it’s all downhill after lunch. By the time it’s the evening I have zero motivation to do any code.

oce ,
@oce@jlai.lu avatar

My best focus is before lunch and before the end of the day.

CodingCarpenter ,

I’m the opposite I’m useless until after lunch

weird_nugget ,

Jokes on you, I’m useless all the time

Sheeple , in When you forget to set a boundary conditions in your logic
@Sheeple@lemmy.world avatar

It’s cryptocurrency. What did you expect. THAT garbage is bound to be poorly coded.

jwt , in When rubber duck debugging just doesn't cut it.

Ah typescript properties possibly undefined, eh? My advice would be to sprinkle some more question marks on your code.

mrkite ,
@mrkite@programming.dev avatar

Nah… wrap entire templates in @if statements.

dennisnedry , in What you are according to you fav language

Dodged a bullet, X++ is not on the list! 👍

UnfortunateShort , in What you are according to you fav language

Nice bait, no one likes matlab

mnemonicmonkeys ,

I like Matlab

TwinTusks ,
@TwinTusks@bitforged.space avatar

nerd

Reptorian , in no.. just no

I kind of like it. I can understand where it start and end.

doppelgangmember , in Happy New Year Coders.

Bro what a lie

What birthday gifts ???

BigBananaDealer , in Good luck web devs
@BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee avatar

i guess ill have to get linux then, i NEED diagonal mode

frezik , in 4 billion if statements

Those are rookie numbers. Professionals came up with the nested logic monstrosity that is the JSON-LD specification:

www.w3.org/TR/json-ld11-api/#context-processing-a…

Looks through the algorithm bits in the various sections. How would you implement that? The answer is invariably by copying the highly nested statements of the spec directly into your language. Maybe there’s a better way, but you’d have to understand all that nested logic first, and you’d be exhausted at that point and just want to move on.

grue , in Good luck web devs

BRB, sticking microcontrollers to the back of my monitors so I can use their accelerometers to report the orientations in real time…

AVincentInSpace ,

I would love it so much if xrandr was able to keep up with that and didn’t blink for 3 seconds every time you changed orientation

baduhai ,

Maybe a custom Wayland compositor could keep up

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