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vampire , in MySQL moment

Say it with me everyone, INDICES

astraeus , in Beginner developer moment
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Look at my GitHub which is just a million forks of dead projects

Skullgrid , in Beginner developer moment
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not sure if I’m in this picture and should be offended

onlinepersona , in Tinder to ban web developers who use 'engineer' in their bio

This is not a new kind of policy for Tinder. In the past, PhDs in Social Sciences were banned for impersonating ‘doctors’.

How were they impersonating doctors? How does Tinder verify any of these claims?

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Zagorath ,
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First of all, it’s a pretty obvious joke.

In this case, the joke is: “people with a PhD are doctors. It’s a doctorate. But the field of social sciences is not real science, and thus shouldn’t count as a doctorate.”

onlinepersona ,

I get the joke, what I don’t get is how one can impersonate a doctor on Tinder. Are people wearing lab coats in their pictures or something?

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Zagorath ,
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The joke isn’t that they’re impersonating a medical professional. It’s that they’re impersonating the title of “doctor” by claiming a PhD. Someone with an Art History PhD is a doctor, but the joke here is that they aren’t really deserving of that title.

onlinepersona ,

Dude, I get the bloody joke!

I’m very specifically asking how they are impersonating it on Tinder. Is it a picture? Is there a field in Tinder you can fill out with your job title? Do they write it in the description?

And I’m asking how Tinder is verifying that.

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stankmut ,

Tinder isn’t verifying it. It’s just a joke.

puttputt ,

Is there a field in Tinder you can fill out with your job title?

Yes

And I’m asking how Tinder is verifying that.

They’re not. It’s fake

onlinepersona ,

Oh, I see now. It’s a satire article! Given I don’t use Tinder and have seen exclusive dating apps, it really wasn’t far-fetched.

Thanks for clearing that up.

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OpenStars , in Uh....oh....i guess it's work then
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img

I was going to say “in an interpreted language”, but this sounds funnier.:-)

sag , in I need this....

It’s not working It make my code look pretty not shitty 3/10

jaybone , in White House weighing in on the big issues

As a vim user, seems emacs is the more difficult one to quit.

milicent_bystandr ,

I tell myself I can quit vim, but somehow I keep going back to it…

Emacs just starts too slowly. Helps to break the dopamine cycle.

aseriesoftubes , in Positive Affirmations for Site Reliability Engineers

It’s crazy to me that Amazon just lets Krazam film in their offices (and nearly a decade of employment at Amazon tells me that is 100% an Amazon office). They’re such inflexible, ungenerous bastards.

smileyhead , in Java...

And second vertical monitor for reading error logs.

mlg , in Stop using floats
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uses 64 bit double instead

onlinepersona , in Positive Affirmations for Site Reliability Engineers

Promised opensuse support? Should’ve known that was lie. Nobody uses that.

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frezik , in What’s in a name?

OOM

capital ,

Killer’s my middle name.

JATtho ,

Reaper of the VMAs.

GissaMittJobb , in Stop using floats

One of the most accurate ones of this format.

Floats are heresy

Annoyed_Crabby , in What’s in a name?

404

victorz ,

I’ve seen you around quite a bit, crabby. Nice to see you again. 👋

Annoyed_Crabby ,

Hi 👋

Lemmy is small so we see familiar face often 🙈

victorz ,

Definitely 😊 Hope you’re well!

over_clox , in What’s in a name?

Don’t forget LOLCode (yes that’s a thing)

WeirdAlex03 , (edited )
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Brainfuck has entered the chat

mexicancartel ,

Motherfucker how many //es do you have to put with https: its crashing my lemmy app when trying to open.

Have you Brainfucked the link?

WeirdAlex03 ,
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I did not include any //es with the https:, but I put just the one usual pair with the ttps:. Oh. Hmm. Yes, it appears I have indeed Brainfucked the link

(try now)

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