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OozingPositron , in As someone not in tech, I have no idea how to refer to my tech friends' jobs

If you call them engineers I’m going to engineer your femur into two pieces.

Traegert , in As someone not in tech, I have no idea how to refer to my tech friends' jobs

The on-er off-er

whoisearth , in As someone not in tech, I have no idea how to refer to my tech friends' jobs
@whoisearth@lemmy.ca avatar

My favourite for myself is garbage man. Shit rolls downhill so it always ends in my lap.

Another good one is fixer like the mob.

MystikIncarnate ,

I like calling myself the “designated network Patsy”

Crow , in As someone not in tech, I have no idea how to refer to my tech friends' jobs

Good girl

Ulvain , in As someone not in tech, I have no idea how to refer to my tech friends' jobs

Nah, nah, nah. You all got it wrong. There’s one name and one name only: tech support.

orca , in As someone not in tech, I have no idea how to refer to my tech friends' jobs
@orca@orcas.enjoying.yachts avatar

“Punching bag” is an appropriate title for how the field feels sometimes.

db2 , in As someone not in tech, I have no idea how to refer to my tech friends' jobs

Computer code program development engineer, Esq.

tooclose104 , in How IT People See Each Other
@tooclose104@lemmy.ca avatar

Where’s my network admins at?

uid0gid0 ,

Comprehended under sysadmin because the attitude is the same just the devices are a bit different.

tooclose104 ,
@tooclose104@lemmy.ca avatar

I prefer that when done properly a network admin is simply forgotten about.

bstix , in Good luck speed cameras

It’s a Renault Mégane 1. There’s not a whole lot of those around anymore so it’d be easy to identify the owner even without a license plate.

14th_cylon ,

identify - maybe, prove it at the court of law - somewhere between hard and impossible.

say you have found all these “not that many” cars, and now what? you would have (may slightly depend on the local law) prove who is the driver. that may be impossible, even if you have photo of the driver and photo of the suspected owner and you “think” they match.

the car also doesn’t have to be local, whatever your threshold for what local is is.

Simon , (edited ) in How IT People See Each Other

Do a column for linux stans.

Simon ,

Okay I just went and did it. Hopefully this offends at least 1 person so this wasn’t a waste of time.

i.imgur.com/2wMQvQF.jpeg

CCF_100 , in Improved Version

“Throw a bunch of stupid animations in there so it looks like a powerpoint presentation made by a 13 year old”

fossilesque , in I can't believe people are still using GUMBIES when there are so many better alternatives.
@fossilesque@mander.xyz avatar

We called newbie overconfident climbers gumbies, back when I could. I think the same applies here.

feedum_sneedson , in Ahh...yes...new "code-free" framework

chemical free

GarlicToast ,

DNA free

PanArab , in Someone needs to be reminded that anticompetitive practices are illegal

Bottom should be MooreThreads or some other Chinese GPU maker

sirico , in Yup sums up all my project
@sirico@feddit.uk avatar

Implying I know how to do any of this

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