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UFODivebomb ,

You joke but transactional memory in CPUs is a thing ;)

nsfw936421 ,

This has to be a joke right?

tja OP ,
@tja@sh.itjust.works avatar

No, jokes on the internet are illegal because nobody recognizes them as jokes

morphballganon ,

No, clearly a community called programmer_humor is about serious things

dudewitbow ,

I couldnt even imagine trying to port any non assembly language to circuits in verilog.

hardware26 ,

It is easier to implement ALU, memory and interpreter in Verilog and run the code with that at that point.

Swedneck ,
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blockchain for state management, TRULY speculative execution.

morrowind ,
@morrowind@lemmy.ml avatar

Holy shit, this guy is living in the future

starman ,
@starman@programming.dev avatar

And AI for arithmetic operations. That’s so brilliant. I think we have a great idea for startup.

eltimablo ,

You're responsible for cleaning up all this vomit I made just now.

skilltheamps ,

I once wrote an interpreter for a subset of the java bytecode in python. The jvm being a stack machine allowed me to store its state in IPFS and reference past states by their hash, i.e. you get a blockchain of execution states. It worked for a hello world program and was slow as fuck.

Swedneck ,
@Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

I am terrified and aroused

Beanie ,

I’m only terrified

symcal ,

While we are at it, let’s make sure they also run Electron since so many companies use it.

Zeth0s ,

The accenture consultant told the CIO it’s top right in the Gartner quadrant… It must be the right solution

Now if you can excuse me, I am invited in the 50th workshop to explain us how they’ll fill the excel sheets in the new agile framework they are selling us for the project. Money well spent!

meat_popsicle ,

“It’s a magic square. Magic! How could it ever go wrong!”

Ramie ,

Ugh, your Gartner quadrant gave me flashbacks to past jobs and I just want to die now.

Zeth0s ,

I see you are not a leader… What a shame /s

nicoweio ,

All CPUs are Electron-based, if you think about it.

yum13241 ,

Speculative haxecution.

blomkalsgratin ,

But is it web scale?

tja OP ,
@tja@sh.itjust.works avatar

For webscale you might want to use mongodb

Edit: oh shit. This is old.

blomkalsgratin ,

Does it require a lot of configuration though? Does it work?

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