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Matriks404 , in Any Volunteers

It ws only like a decided ago when I had multiple amazing ideas for games and other software, only to have nearly none when I actually started to do some programming for fun.

I think there’s only one game I would like to try making where I see it may have some success, but the idea is very vague and devil is in the details and execution I guess.

grrgyle , in Added Bugs to Keep my job

wip: good luck you monday fuck hahahaha

joshcodes , in Added Bugs to Keep my job
@joshcodes@programming.dev avatar

git commit -m “if this doesn’t fix it I’m looking up availabilities at my nearest maccas”

spizzat2 , in 93% of Paint Splatters are Valid Perl Programs | Colin McMillen

Now paint splatters are coming for my job!?

Humanity truly is screwed.

Cowbee , in The IT experience?
@Cowbee@lemmy.ml avatar

MFs don’t appreciate proper wizardry anymore 😤

ture , in The IT experience?

Same thing with why do I need to pay someone to do maintenance my car, kitchen, AC, whatever works perfectly well.

Also why should we pay developers to do stuff like dependency upgrades and other maintenance or software just runs™

blind3rdeye , in "I want to live forever in AI"

There’s a cool computer game that makes this point as part of the story line… I’d recommend it, but I can’t recommend it in this context without it being a spoiler!

trashgirlfriend ,

Guys probably talking about

: :: spoiler Tap for spoiler SOMA :::

call_me_xale ,

Lost the coin flip.

seatwiggy ,

There’s also a book with a similar concept. It’s not the focus until later in the book though. It’s called

Tap for spoilerReady Player Two

python , in "I want to live forever in AI"

Related book recommendation!!

Kil’n People by David Brin - it’s a futuristic Murder Mystery Novel about a society where people copy their consciousnesses to temporary clay clones to do mundane tasks for them. Got some really interesting discussions about what constitutes personhood!

evranch ,

Some of the concepts in this book really stuck with me, but I had no idea what the title was! Thanks!

“Some days you’re the original, some days you’re the copy” or something like that

witty_username , in Guess what my favourite language is:

Should’ve included:
ridiculously good at plotting if you can figure out the correct syntaxes

merari42 OP ,

Also multiple systems included. the old base plotting from the 90s, lattice for really custom things, ggplot as the most humanely understandable and reasonable system for composing plots and great interfaces to plotly and d3.js

magic_lobster_party , in Some of my iterations are delightfully recursive

Objects? What is this OOP nonsense?

Crack0n7uesday , in He revealed the secrets !

If your seriously into Access you might be a SQL dev…

jubilationtcornpone ,

I prefer my databases in Excel. /s

redcalcium , in Classic Amazon

top public secret

rufus , (edited ) in I expect normies to use words like 'algorithm' to refer to 'AI', which is in reality, a mathematical optimization PAC model --- but is this guy not supposed to be epitome of tech meritocracy?

I don’t get it. Where does he say “algorithm”? Does Google Gemini do PAC learning?

AFAIK “AI” means “machine learning” and machines with “intelligent” behaviour, whatever that means. It includes everything from expert systems, statistics, markov chains to LLMs. And people nowadays slap it on every product out there.

“Algorithm” means a (finite) sequence of (rigorous) instructions. At least that’s what Wikipedia says. It’s well defined and doesn’t talk about where the instructions come from or if it includes statistics.

natecox ,
@natecox@programming.dev avatar

Maybe it’s in the thread or something? I don’t know.

I think Musk is maybe the biggest tool of them all and I enjoy a chance to insult him as much as the next guy, but I’m confused about this one.

rufus ,

Agree. Not sure if I’d use the word “tool” to describe him… But he’s certainly “special”. Glad I found one of the few discussions where it’s not just his fans praising him for his " visions" despite him not delivering on the last 50 promises he made. Or the latest edgy memelord thing he read somewhere or came up with… Usually I just shut my mouth and don’t comment on that because it’s just so many people following the hype.

steeznson , in Daylight saving creator left the chat....

The UK press every year makes a huge song and dance in opinion pieces about getting rid of DST. However I’m always horrified to see that people want us to keep British Summer Time instead of Grenwich Mean Time. I understand that there are “longer evenings” in BST; however we literally invented GMT and coerced the rest of the world to adjust their times based on that. From the point of view of being constantly compatible with UTC and having more consistent business hours for international companies it makes more sense to me if we kept GMT.

Also the longer evenings thing can be achieved by simply staying up an hour later. It’s not exactly like an hour is being stolen from you when the times switch, the change of clocks are mainly pointless admin.

Lastly I read an article recently that described a correlation between the incidence of heart attacks and the clocks changing. The theory is that just slightly messing with people’s sleeping patterns can cause additional strain on the body.

somethingp ,

No the longer evenings are achieved by work starting and ending an hour earlier. And it’s literally easier to change the time zone than to change corporate culture.

steeznson , (edited )

So would you be team BST if we had to pick one? I’m just personally not sure it’s such a loss when the sun is out until 10pm at the height of summer.

Edit: to be honest that would probably be my 2nd preference. Anything except the system we have now where the clocks change!

somethingp ,

I think I want work to end an hour earlier in the winter because of how early the sun sets, and care much less about the summer. So however it’s done, it would be great if office jobs could happen when it’s dark outside and we could live our lives during daylight.

steeznson ,

Mmm yeah I’ve noticed that my retired parents keep telling me what a great summer we’re having every year and I’m completely unaware of it due to being cooped up inside.

AngryCommieKender ,

Another point for GMT, in the mid '70s, the US went onto DST year round for a couple years. People hated it so much they changed back to switching the time.

If we wanna do away with DST and BST, we need to go back to standard time, as the later sunset in the summer translates to no sunlight for workers in the winter

perviouslyiner ,

The only downside of being in GMT is that programmers here almost never notice their timezone bugs when developing systems in the winter.

Still, avoiding a whole other class of bugs would be nice.

JoYo , in Rebase Supremacy
@JoYo@lemmy.ml avatar

Anyone mind explaining to me how git rebase is worth the effort?

git merge has it’s own issues but I just don’t see any benefit to rebase over it.

Aux ,

Well, rebase allows you to resolve the same conflict ten times in a row instead of doing it once. How cool is that?

jjjalljs ,

Squash your branch first

rapist1 ,

Doesn’t this defeat the purpose, may as well merge then no?

jjjalljs ,

Do not merge your unfinished stuff into main.

I don’t like merging main into my branch because I don’t understand git, and I feel like that can make a confusing history.

expr ,

Nope, you just need to do it once: git-scm.com/book/en/v2/Git-Tools-Rerere.

Aux ,

Why would I ruin all the fun?

Jesus_666 ,

I use interactive rebases to clean up the history of messy branches so they can be reviewed commit by commit, with each commit representing one logical unit or type of change.

Mind you, getting those wrong is a quick way to making commits disappear into nothingness. Still useful if you’re careful. (Or you can just create a second temporary branch you can fall back onto of you need up your first once.)

bamboo ,

This 100%. I hate getting added to a PR for review with testing commits in the history, and I’m expected to clean those up before merging into main.

Zangoose ,

I feel like squash and merge on GitHub/GitLab is nicer for that anyway though, it makes the main branch so much cleaner automatically

dejected_warp_core ,

If you’re using “trunk-based development” (everything is a PR branch or in main), this works great.

If you’re using GitFlow, it can make PRs between the major prod/dev/staging branches super messy. It would be nice if GitHub would let you define which merge strategies are allowed per-branch, but that’s not a thing (AFAIK). So you’re probably better off not squashing in this situation.

bitcrafter ,

The way I structure my commits, it is usually (but not always) easier and more reliable for me to replay my commits one at a time on top of the main branch and see how each relatively small change needs to be adapted in isolation–running the full test suite at each step to verify that my changes were correct–than to be presented with a slew of changes all at once that result from marrying all of my changes with all of the changes made to the main branch at once. So I generally start by attempting a rebase and fall back to a merge if that ends up creating more problems than it solves.

muad_dibber ,
@muad_dibber@lemmygrad.ml avatar

Only before you collaborate with anyone else. After that, don’t ever use rebase, or they’ll get an error, and will have to overwrite their local history with the one you’ve rewritten.

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