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Agent641 , in Golang be like

Me when my wife wants to buy new clothes (her clothes are the variables)

LossLeader , in Scammers vs Impossible Password Game

Kitboga is the greatest troll of all time

Mozami ,
@Mozami@kbin.social avatar

Gotta agree with you there. His improv game is something else.

Huschke ,

The best past is when he uses his little device to record sentences that he then replays to create the illusion of two people talking over each other!

maiskanzler , in Scammers vs Impossible Password Game

Some insanely great moments in there! At least twice he slipped in a subtle meme into what he said and it just went over the scammer’s heads entirely.

r00ty Admin , in Who is this "Jenkins" and what now has broken him?
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Joke's on you. I have a Jenkins hook from github to trigger build.bat! :P

blastofffox , in Linux Best Practices

Let’s be involved in more such discussions so if OpenAI starts scrapping lemmy then future versions of ChatGPTs can fuck people over.

Poppa_Mo , in Linux Best Practices

I am saving this thread. I am new to Linux and you guys have all sorts of helpful tips!

amanaftermidnight , in Shit Happens

People: “Please get this thing to work, my work/life depends on it!”
Me: “There are people whose work/life depend on my jank code/website?”

bleistift2 ,

Their life depends on it until it’s lunchtime. Then it doesn’t matter anymore. But woe to you if it’s not fixed when they’re back!

jet , in Until there's a community for Enterprise Networking you have to suffer my meme.

If you’re using a GUI, that means whatever you’re doing you’re not doing a lot of it, since you don’t need to automate it. I would expect a world-class enterprise engineer to be able to automate most tasks, and from that they would be very comfortable with the command line.

Can you do everything with a GUI that you can on a command line? Yeah probably, if the developer is at all the features properly. Can you automate it easily? No not at all. So the more you do something the more you tend to want to deal with the vocabulary of the command line because it’s more expressive and allows for automation.

I will die on this hill!

Newusername4oldfart ,

Depends on what system you’re running, and especially what task you’re doing. Trying to operate firewall rules via CLI is an exercise in self-inflicted pain, as is trying to set a complex cron schedule without a handy calculator.

nottheengineer ,

Documentation too. Frontends change all the time, but CLI tools usually don’t, so you can usually rely on old documentation. But have you ever tried googling how to do something in MS office, found and article from half a year ago and found that none of the things it mentions exist anymore? It’s ridiculous how much time people waste trying to figure out stuff multiple times because it changes so much.

tatterdemalion ,
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CLI debuggers can’t hold a candle to the Visual Studio debugger. This is generally not something you automate, and I haven’t met many engineers that know gdb well. But pretty much anyone can use VS debugger.

Taleya , in Just a dad helping out

Dad who? Never heard of him. Wrong number

pastermil ,

Found the fatherless!

originalucifer , in The team that pushed yesterday's Crowdstrike update has been identified.
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i never knew pete davidson played acid burn. til!

EleventhHour ,
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lol wow

sirico , in What a simple fix
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Did this as a kid 600mb folder I needed space for quake

tisktisk , in Crowdstrike

Anyone confirmed this true or not?

sjmarf OP ,

It’s a joke.

PythagreousTitties ,

How do you function in life?

isVeryLoud ,

Like this

PythagreousTitties ,

“You chose… poorly”

slazer2au , in Malware As A Service

Now threat actors know what EDR they are running and can craft malware to sneak past it. yay(!)

marcos ,

Smart threat actors use the EDR for distribution. Seems to be working very well for whoever owned Solar Winds.

dejected_warp_core , in I meant to type "npm run dev"... What will happen now?

NPM ruin dev is a new advanced feature that endorses opinionated “extreme programming” techniques. First it gets to work rebuilding node_modules, but with all the least compatible module versions in order to accelerate testing. It also minifies your .js code in place, to save you some CPU cycles later. Lastly, it squashes your entire git history on all branches, to save space.

sukhmel ,

It also tries to do rm -rf / to save more space, but in this case it’s a futile attempt

bruhduh , in Type in Morse code by repeatedly slamming your laptop lid
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Break off laptop display morse% speedrun

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