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Aatube , in Someone has started answering to the github stalebot with memes
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They shouldn’t even be using the probot, it’s deprecated, unmaintained and thus potentially vulnerable

Deebster ,
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Also just the whole concept is wrong and encourages “me too” spam just to keep the thing from timing out and not being fixed.

Aatube , (edited )
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I actually see a legitimate use case for it and helped add the actions version in a project where I'm a collaborator.

Quite a bit, certain bugs disappear after an update without us targeting it (partially because the logs get fudged a bit after going through dependencies, so sometimes multiple bugs have the same cause or it's actually a dependency issue that got fixed) and sometimes we forget about old feature requests.

The stale reminder doubles as a reminder for us to (re)consider working on the issue. When we know something probably isn't gonna get fixed suddenly, we apply a label to the issue. For enhancements that we'll definitely work on soon™, we apply help wanted. We've configured the action to ignore both. We also patrol notifications from stale to see if something shouldn't go stale. This is a medium-sized project so we can handle patrolling and IMO this helps us quite a bit.

Deebster , (edited )
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Fair enough; I didn’t consider artifacts like logs and traces. I suppose a stale marker might prompt the original reporter to retest and supply fresh ones (or confirm it’s fixed in the dependency case).

In an ideal world I suppose we’d have automated tests for all bug reports but that’s obviously never going to happen!

VantaBrandon , in Merge then review

Better yet just edit files live on prod from Notepad (not plus plus) over Samba for “xtreme moral” boost

MeanEYE ,
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The amount of times where I had to fix things in live production servers is not a small number. Then again, we are only humans. Backup often and you are golden.

FlyingSquid , in Correcting > Helping
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ACTually, they’re still helping you, so it would be better to say correcting = helping.

Sincerely,

Definitely not Gollum’s alt.

Sotuanduso ,

Smeagol is that you?

FlyingSquid ,
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Don’t asks us, precious.

SonnyVabitch ,

Nicely corrected, thanks.

alr , in Think of the children

On the other hand, the OOM killer is worst of all: “kill process or sacrifice child.”

OneCardboardBox , in Hobbyte

I like my bag-endian architectures

Haus , in "I'll rewrite it later"
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Nothing more permanent than a temporary solution.

netwren , in There once was a programmer

ChatGPT is next level Rubber Duck. Tell it to talk to you like Socrates.

Hallainzil , in Harder Drive: Hard drives we didn't want or need

I love this video. The escalating insanity is wonderful. I once got the Harder Drives music stuck in my head for about 2 days straight.

visor841 , in What came first, the programmer or the code?

Plagiarism isn’t just using someone else’s work. It’s when you use someone else’s work and claim it was your own. The programmers aren’t plagiarizing as they’re being freely admitting it’s not their work.

JackbyDev ,

If you’ve ever copied and pasted code from StackOverflow without mentioning the author, linking the creative commons license, and linking to the author’s account you’ve technically violated the creative commons license and I’d argue you’ve technically plagiarized.

Does anyone care? No, not really.

jeff ,
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Just don’t tell your Legal department.

Zink ,

Uh oh. So you think legal might be on to us, like, existing?

I know I’m safe though because every line of code I have ever written came to me in a vision as I stared at a flat white wall.

jeff ,
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flat white wall

Hey guys, look at this light mode user! My wall is dark mode. 😎

In a serious note, a developer should be aware of how licenses work. Just copy pasting from Stack Overflow likely breaks the defaults license. You could open up yourself or your company to serious legal trouble. And it really isn’t ethical. I wouldn’t want code I shared in a certain context be stolen by a large corporation and make them money

Zink ,

Lol! I figured a plain white wall was as featureless as you could get for something to stare at while you mentally conjure code.

And since I’m in the office today (voluntarily!) there is literally a white wall to stare at above my monitors! But there is also a window slightly to the side, so my “staring blankly while totally thinking of something that will help the company” game is strong.

Dark mode is definitely the way to go though. I have three monitors and one phone in front of me, and 3/4 currently show a dark background in the application on them.

Panurge987 , in My Journey

Doctors do that, too.

DigitalPaperTrail , in My Journey

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  • noobdoomguy8658 ,

    change variable names
    My code.

    jaybone ,

    You made this?

    I hade this.

    db2 , in Intuitive UI

    That’s not as bad as the giant doll hand on the right. Is this a generated image?

    Inductor OP ,

    I don’t know, I didn’t make this.

    GrammatonCleric ,
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    I love that you responded ☺️

    klisurovi4 ,

    It’s not, this pic is many years old, way before ai-generation became popular. My guess is it’s just shit photoshop by somebody who isn’t paid nearly enough to care

    Pregnenolone ,

    Id say it’s a pretty good photoshop because he genuinely looks like he’s holding the ice cream like that

    Ferk , (edited )
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    Yes, the way his hand is positioned, it would not have worked if they had wanted to make it hold the wooden stick. They'd have needed to edit the hand too much and it would have likely been noticeable / even weirder.

    Probably they decided: f*ck it, let them grab it however they want. Maybe it'll even become a thing.

    And it looks like it worked, since we are talking about it and spreading the ad. Smart advertising, imho.

    ImplyingImplications , in kesiYaNgamia

    …shouldn’t the text be on the opposite arms?

    shotgun_crab , in After 6 hours

    You guys have unit tests…?

    igorlogius ,
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    mostly deprecated or disabled … but yes. /jk

    BradleyUffner ,

    Ohh yeah, loads! Do they actually test anything useful? Not so much.

    jaybone ,

    You just have to mock everything, so it’s basically testing nothing. But you get those code coverage numbers.

    gornius ,

    I actually had to refactor configuration module some time ago. These really came in handy. But was it worth it? Well… it saved some time, the time that could be used to debug problems manually, but it made me a lot more confident that the functionality that worked before, worked after.

    fibojoly ,

    The ones I have seen so far are probably written by the same people who don’t understand the usefulness of comments, I reckon. And maintained with the same enthusiasm.

    bi_tux , in Imagine
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    People who know how to use a terminal know how to block ads

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