programmer_humor

HairHeel , 10 months ago in OC: Me since Bun 1.0.0

My favorite pastime is arguing about which JavaScript runtime is faster while I wait for my app to finish running O(n^n) table scans of my database.

sebi , 10 months ago in Console Logs : Hello from the other side

This is a professional debug techique, what are you talking about? But I rather use ‘Hii’ with various (but not ascending) amounts of i’s.

andrew , 10 months ago

Sometimes I use various swears. Depends on how long I’ve had to debug. Also depends on whose work I’m debugging and whether they’re in earshot. Usually it’s just my own sketchy code though.

alphacyberranger OP , 10 months ago

Been there, done that

dbilitated , 10 months ago

I’ve used a regex to add a console log to the top of every method with the method name before.

the things you do when you’re desperate.

astarob , 10 months ago in Who did this one

In the PayPal success screen, there is an escaped backslash as well

astarob , 10 months ago in Order

Don’t know about gz but zip files can be encrypted using passwords

elxeno , 10 months ago in Console Logs : Hello from the other side

<span style="color:#323232;">var num =0
</span><span style="color:#323232;">...
</span><span style="color:#323232;">console.log("Here " + num++)
</span><span style="color:#323232;">...
</span><span style="color:#323232;">console.log("Here " + num++)
</span>

tills13 , 10 months ago in Some people just wake up and choose violence

I’d reject anything from Theo too tbh

sip , 10 months ago

shots fired

foobaz , 10 months ago

more like t -3

00dani , 10 months ago in Some people just wake up and choose violence

huh. what was the rationale for removing it in the first place? seems like a waste to throw away a whole codebase worth of perfectly good type annotations

NatoBoram , 10 months ago

No rationale provided.

QuazarOmega , 10 months ago

JSDoc enjoyers:
tumbleweeds rolling

Phen , 10 months ago

They wanted to generate controversy to help market a new set of products they are announcing.

foobaz , 10 months ago

shitposting

pastelmind , 10 months ago in Console Logs : Hello from the other side

console.count()

mcmodknower , 10 months ago in Every Single Freaking Time

It didn’t load completely at first, so i saw something like this and i think it is even better that way:

https://programming.dev/pictrs/image/66d157d8-11fa-4d30-bf60-199f31c6853e.png

DR_Hero , 10 months ago

Now I’m upset this wasn’t the original haha

wols , 10 months ago

I think it works better with the context of the original already present.

breadsmasher , 10 months ago in Imagine

Already have ads with node / npm “looking for developers / donations / funding” messages

30p87 , 10 months ago

Meme about a) virgin deno user; b) chad deno user; c) thad plain bash user

Jakylla , 10 months ago in Imagine

<span style="color:#323232;">$ rm -rf /
</span><span style="color:#323232;">Removing /etc/passwords...
</span><span style="color:#323232;">~ WITH XXXXX ANTIVIR, PROTECT YOUR PASSWORDS FOR ONLY 5.99$ PER MONTH ~
</span><span style="color:#323232;">Removing /home/user...
</span><span style="color:#323232;">~ WITH XXX VPN, ACCESS ALL YOUR CONTENT ONLINE FROM ANY COUNTRY IN THE WORLD, 19.99$ PER YEAR FOR NEW SUBSCRIPTIONS ~
</span><span style="color:#323232;">Removing /bin/bash...
</span><span style="color:#323232;">~ DO YOU WANT A BIGGER D ? TAKE XXXX PILLS, 99.9% SUCCESS ~
</span><span style="color:#323232;">...
</span>

topinambour_rex , 10 months ago

You forgot the Your command will be executed in 10…9…8…

After each ads.

MeatsOfRage , 10 months ago

Y’all just need to get Terminal Pro for $16.99 a month for that sweet ad free experience

abbadon420 , 10 months ago

I have sl installed https://j.gifs.com/mLr91q.gif

yokonzo , 10 months ago in Every Single Freaking Time

I literally just learned about Ctrl+c last week, I’ve been using terminal casually since I was 10, and always thought it was dumb that when a script was stuck hanging that I had to close the command window and redo my steps. I always thought it was weird that you had to right click to copy something and never thought why that might be the case, I have no excuses.

igorlogius , 10 months ago (edited 10 months ago) in Imagine

i could see that as a powershell “feature”, which allows microsoft to sell adspace in the command line that reaches technicans and administrators

!aboringdystopia

edit: fixed link

GhostsAreShitty , 10 months ago

I was going to say, I’m surprised this isn’t a Windows 11 “feature”

igorlogius , 10 months ago (edited 10 months ago)

cut them some slack, they can’t put every annoyance into one version … got to leave something for future “upgrades”

President_Pyrus , 10 months ago

If you write !aboringdystopia instead the link is usable for any instance.

igorlogius , 10 months ago (edited 10 months ago)

i always forget. i am just to used to markdown. Thanks for the reminder.

SturgiesYrFase , 10 months ago

Ahhhh…THANK YOU! r/boringdistopia was one of the few subreddits I have been still missing.

igorlogius , 10 months ago

no problem … enjoy … kind of … maybe.

Brustadnrift , 10 months ago

Maybe for the first time Ubuntu could get to sue them for infringing on their innovation.

canihasaccount , 10 months ago

Good lord, I hope no one employed at Microsoft reads this. I would bet they institute it if they think of it.

IsoKiero , 10 months ago in Imagine

Image

marcos , 10 months ago

I don’t know about vim, but emacs does have a clippy package for real. You can even make it be useful if you try hard enough.

kiranraine , 10 months ago

That almost makes me wanna switch but I enjoy fish too much…even if it’s probably got issues above my level of use bc idk what I’m doing most of the time 😆

CookieJarObserver , 10 months ago in Imagine

I would build my own hardware if necessary.

alphacyberranger , 10 months ago

FOSH