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hswolf , in Programming as a hobby means I can do whatever I want!
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is this a section of a discord api implementation?

Thelie OP ,

Almost, but not quite. It’s built against Presage

Black616Angel , in Programming as a hobby means I can do whatever I want!

Rust mentioned!

Ironfacebuster , in this is what peak web traffic looks like

if (request.ip != myip) return ErrorCodes.NotFound

And an ipv6 version for all you up 6 fans

if (request.ipv6 != myipv6) return ErrorCodes.NotFound

RagingHungryPanda , in Programming as a hobby means I can do whatever I want!

At least the code on the bottom is actual code and not just signatures

82cb5abccd918e03 , in Programming as a hobby means I can do whatever I want!

Doesn’t that construction only work in categories that also contain their own morphisms as objects since a profunctor maps (Cᵒᵖ × C) → Set and not the same like (Cᵒᵖ × C) → C? Since the category of Haskell types special, containing its own morphisms, so the profunctor could be like (haskᵒᵖ × hask) -> hask? or I just don’t understand it.

kogasa ,
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Hom functors exist for locally small categories, which is just to say that the hom classes are sets. The distinction can be ignored often because local smallness is a trivial consequence of how the category is defined, but it’s not generally true

mlg , in Defragged Zebra
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EXT4 watching NTFS solve its fragment problem by upgrading to SSDs instead of upgrading their allocation algorithm.

agressivelyPassive , in Programming as a hobby means I can do whatever I want!

I have to say, I’m getting more and more frustrated by the bad code I have to write due to bad business circumstances.

I want clean, readable code with proper documentation and at least a bit of internal consistency and not the shoehorned mess of hacks, todos and weird corner cases.

magic_lobster_party ,

todos

I found a simple trick against this: just remove them. Accept it ain’t gonna happen man.

agressivelyPassive ,

Well, yes, but the underlying issues still persist, so it’s not exactly a sustainable strategy.

magic_lobster_party ,

It’s mostly a joke, but often when I find todos they’re so old they’re no longer relevant.

Of course you shouldn’t blindly remove todos.

frezik ,

Don’t just put “TODO”. If they’re in the final pull request, they need to mention a ticket that’s intended to fix that TODO. If you/your team decides it’s not important, then remove it and close out the ticket. Either way, you’re required to do something with it.

PoolloverNathan , in Programming as a hobby means I can do whatever I want!

A MONAD IS A MONOID IN THE CATEGORY OF ENDOFUNCTORS

Thelie OP ,

Wow you sound so smart!

mctoasterson , in "PM, want a cracker?"

If a parrot is on its perch, can it lead a standup meeting?

privatizetwiddle , in this is what peak web traffic looks like

“Not my problem” code

embed_me , in Programming as a hobby means I can do whatever I want!
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Typical Computer science vs typical computer engineering

Thelie OP ,

Inside me are two wolves I guess…

gravitas_deficiency ,

Chief O’Brien:

Sorry about that transporter malfunction, sir! Won’t happen again!

jimp , in Cupholder.exe

I remember back when this was going around as cokegift.exe in the 90s.

bruhbeans , in this is what peak web traffic looks like

Deleting all the S3 buckets on my way to the exit interview

thr0w4w4y2 , in this is what peak web traffic looks like

a pretty grafana dashboard? peak web traffic looks a lot nicer than i thought!

EmperorHenry , in Cupholder.exe
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good one!

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