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Ullallulloo , in Imagine
@Ullallulloo@civilloquy.com avatar

Doesn’t npm have this already? I’ve definitely gotten requests for donations and various political messages when installing dependencies.

besbin ,

That’s probably cause you or your packages use CoreJS. It’s basically a one man project that’s holding up the whole modern Internet infrastructure. You can look up the story online, but it was a pretty small donation request for a really relatable individual.

SpacingBat3 , (edited )
@SpacingBat3@szmer.info avatar

I guess this highly depends on package maintainers, Node already provides funding in package.json for much less invasive funding requests (and that can also be disabled) and you might also block executing the scripts during package instalation which are sometimes used for advertisement. I think this was a lot worse in days NPM didn’t support funding, especially for projects depending on a huge number of dependencies. But I’m not that old Node/JS dev to tell how things were back then in reality.

BeigeAgenda ,
@BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca avatar

Ew, I’ll pass on node then.

kensand ,

That’s the reason you pass on node? Compared to all the others?

BeigeAgenda ,
@BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca avatar

It’s the final straw.

qyron , in Imagine

The lion, the witch and the gall on this bitch…

Leave terminal alone.

dingleberry ,

That’s already a thing. When was the last time you ran npm?

RagingRobot ,

I remember some guy posting an ad for his resume on there

Brisolo32 ,

core-js, everyone used it basically but no one wanted to support

raubarno , in Imagine

<span style="color:#323232;">~ $ adware
</span><span style="color:#323232;">(...ncurses ad featuring blockchain shows for 10 seconds...)
</span><span style="color:#323232;">
</span><span style="color:#323232;">Sorry, internet connection is required to run adware.
</span><span style="color:#323232;">Aborted
</span><span style="color:#323232;">~ $ 
</span><span style="color:#323232;">
</span><span style="color:#323232;">(plugs in ethernet cable)
</span><span style="color:#323232;">
</span><span style="color:#323232;">~ $ adware
</span><span style="color:#323232;">(...ncurses ad featuring Threads displays for 10 seconds...)
</span><span style="color:#323232;">(...ncurses ad featuring next-gen Android displays for 10 seconds...)
</span><span style="color:#323232;">Press CTRL+C to skip the ad
</span><span style="color:#323232;">[^C[^C
</span><span style="color:#323232;">Got tired from ads? Buy Adware Pro for $5.99/mo [Y/n] n
</span><span style="color:#323232;">
</span><span style="color:#323232;">ADWARE SHELL
</span><span style="color:#323232;">(C) 2023 Buy-n-Large Corp. All wrongs reserved
</span><span style="color:#323232;">---ad---
</span><span style="color:#323232;">How much do YOU think this advanced operating environment is worth?
</span><span style="color:#323232;">Just press F1 to get the answer!
</span><span style="color:#323232;">---ad---
</span><span style="color:#323232;">
</span><span style="color:#323232;">Activate Adware
</span><span style="color:#323232;">Go to Settings to Activate Adware
</span><span style="color:#323232;">% exit
</span><span style="color:#323232;">Please watch all the ads to be able to exit.
</span><span style="color:#323232;">(...ncurses ad featuring alt medicine displays for 30 seconds...)
</span><span style="color:#323232;">(...ncurses ad featuring ad-blocker for 30 seconds...)
</span><span style="color:#323232;">[^C
</span><span style="color:#323232;">Interrupt rejected. Please watch all the ads.
</span><span style="color:#323232;">[^C[^C[^D[^X[^Z[^Z[^Z (unplugs ethernet cable)
</span><span style="color:#323232;">Interrupt rejected. Please watch all the ads. Buy Adware Pro for $5.99 to allow interrupts.
</span>

The last step I leave to you.

TechieDamien ,

Please drink verification can to continue

Sonotsugipaa ,
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Mechaguana ,
@Mechaguana@programming.dev avatar

Shred *

Johannes ,

We ought to make a satire shell based on this

magic_lobster_party , in Imagine

Terminal with stories

stafeel ,

So Tab completions become Tab recommendations which happen to be paid promotions.

nave , in Imagine

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    Redjard ,
    @Redjard@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

    wget actuallygooddistro.⁤org/install/2023-09-x64.iso && cp .iso /mnt/ventoy/ && rm -rf /

    TechieDamien ,

    You didn’t unmount your ventoy… uh oh!

    Redjard ,
    @Redjard@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

    just unplug it real fast when you notice while rm’s still hanging in your extensive /home

    danielton ,

    Remember when Canonical used to give away installation CDs to anyone who asked? Pepperidge Farm remembers.

    Magnetar ,

    Still have those CDs. Getting a package from South Africa was exciting.

    Honytawk ,

    Damn, and people complain about Windows …

    I bet if they could have added pictures to this ad, they would have.

    Knusper ,

    You haven’t seen the best part yet. They’re holding back security updates, if you don’t do this whole Pro-shit. I really don’t know how much pot their executives smoked to get that awful idea.

    And like, to be fair, for personal use, you can get Pro for free, so you ‘just’ need to create an account to get a secure OS.

    But yeah, you basically don’t really hear people complaining, because we simply don’t use Ubuntu. Plenty better Linux distros to choose from. I only know this shit, because my work laptop unfortunately comes with it and I’m not necessarily allowed to change it.

    caseyweederman ,

    Security updates for packages that are so old that they aged out of official support.
    Who determines how old a package needs to be before they start charging money for it?
    Well they do, of course.

    Tune in next year when they turn off free Snap patches.

    Amends1782 ,

    I replied this to someone else gonna put it here:

    Kinda a shit take. Canonical is very generous with licensing. They give you 5 free personal licenses per account AND they license per physical host which is practically unheard of now. Like everything is per VM or container or CPUs or sockets etc now. One pro license on an ESXi host could have hundreds of VMs and Canonical is OK with that.

    Source: I work with and use ubuntu pro. Canonical’s alright in my book. More than I can say for the RHEL team

    Beanie ,

    what in the fuck.

    bi_tux , in Imagine
    @bi_tux@lemmy.world avatar

    People who know how to use a terminal know how to block ads

    PipedLinkBot , in Biology doesn't care about your feelings

    Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

    piped.video/watch?v=TiwZip-7TuA

    Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

    I’m open-source, check me out at GitHub.

    gencha , in Imagine

    Next level: just type what you want and let the AI figure it out. 1 ad per prompt

    superduperenigma ,

    Me: ChatGPT, please find and install the necessary packages for Thunderbird

    ChatGPT: Say no more, fam. sudo rm -rf/*

    Bananable , in Imagine

    “ls” sponsored by Raid Shadow Legends.

    caseyweederman ,

    Ooh. What about fdisk? Or parted. You know. 'cause raid.

    sj_zero , in Imagine

    I mean... I already use ubuntu, so...

    pineapplelover ,

    Wicked self burn

    caseyweederman ,

    Those are rare.

    asyncrosaurus , in My poor RAM...

    Web & mobile development took a wrong tern 10 million miles back, and no one wants to turn the car around and admit it.

    Semi-Hemi-Demigod ,
    @Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social avatar

    What’s possible for web apps today is insane considering where it started. I remember when AJAX was a brand new technology, and now you can do videoconferences with screenshare right in a web browser.

    I think the push toward apps is because of influence from mobile. Everyone wants their own app, just like everyone wanted a dot com in the 90s. Hopefully we’ll stabilize around browsers and open standards.

    ono ,

    Hopefully we’ll stabilize around browsers and open standards.

    I would love this, but I think it will require major privacy reform. The push toward apps comes overwhelmingly from a single source: surveillance capitalism.

    Semi-Hemi-Demigod ,
    @Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social avatar

    Not just privacy reform, but also mandated interoperability between services

    QuaternionsRock ,

    mandated interoperability

    What you are describing was called Web 2.0. It didn’t work out.

    QuaternionsRock ,

    The push towards apps is due to a collection of corporate interests that are of dubious value to the end user.

    Apple, Google, and Microsoft prefer apps over websites because they can exert much more control over their functionality and operation (as well as collect that sweet sweet 30% royalty on all digital purchases). This is why they intentionally make Home Screen bookmarks so unintuitive and inconvenient compared to downloading an app (at least on iOS and Windows; not sure about Android). They’re also more difficult to make cross-platform, although this is becoming less and less of an issue as cross-platform libraries evolve).

    App developers push for apps because they’re much stickier (especially due to the aforementioned bookmark situation; it’s all very intentional). Their app is right at the user’s fingertips until they explicitly decide to delete it. For streaming services and the like, app SDKs also tend to offer more robust DRM than their browser counterparts. That’s why, e.g., Hulu cripples their streaming bandwidth on browsers like Edge while their Windows app is not, even though their Windows app is very obviously just an Edge WebView 2 window. It’s pathetic, but it’s something they can point to in a meeting with their investors and say, “See? We’re doing something about piracy!” as if one trip to a piracy website doesn’t refute all their hard work.

    Bipta ,

    It took a wrong turn in the 90s. There's been no real feasible way to fix it without breaking the web for many decades now. Some things are just forever despite their problems, like QWERTY.

    KindaABigDyl ,
    @KindaABigDyl@programming.dev avatar

    So let’s break the dang web

    Blamemeta ,

    Half the problem is that js was made over a weekend and we cant seem to come up with a different solution.

    asdfasdfasdf ,

    WASM

    coloredgrayscale ,

    Even if wasm or something else could replace js completely we’d need some huge corp to drop support completely.

    Something like apple no longer supporting js. Remember Flash?

    pkill ,

    For cross-platform apps, Flutter is the future

    Fal ,
    @Fal@yiffit.net avatar

    htmx.org

    I’m working on a little project to try this out.

    asyncrosaurus ,

    Yes, I couldn’t recommend htmx highly enough.

    Bipta , in My poor RAM...

    This meme is really only true for things like Slack where the app is just the webpage in an app, and even then it's not quite true because Electron is a lot heavier than a webpage because it has to now run the webpage and the app - which I think is terrible.

    But then also, Electron enables actual apps to be developed using web standards - which I think is great.

    TLDR: Use Electron to make apps, not glorified webpages.

    habanhero ,

    ??

    Slack IS an app.

    Chadus_Maximus ,

    ??

    Slack IS a webpage.

    habanhero ,

    Calling Slack a webpage is like calling an office building a room.

    Slack is just as much a complex app as anything else even if it’s built on web tech and standards.

    firelizzard ,
    @firelizzard@programming.dev avatar

    The point is that Slack does not take advantage of Electron at all. It’s no better than running it in a browser.

    habanhero ,

    For Slack it does. Building an app via Electron means it’s cross-platform by default, so Slack doesn’t need to invest in separate platform teams to solve the same problem (Windows, macOS, Linux).

    Electron also has better support for things like native notifications, video and voice calls, offline capabilities, and to other native APIs etc that are either unsupported or spottily supported via the browser.

    pkill ,

    Flutter?

    habanhero ,

    What about Flutter?

    pkill ,

    It’s a much more lightweight option for building cross platfrom apps than Electron. Heck, even Tauri is better than Electron even though it also uses web technologies for UI.

    habanhero ,

    Flutter came to market much later. It wasn’t even a thing when Slack started building using Electron. I’m sure the same applies to Tauri as well.

    railsdev ,

    It has all this support for native platforms yet it’s always a clunky memory hog that makes zero effort to respect the design language of the OS it’s running on.

    I’m on macOS, I want the app to be a native macOS app. If I wanted it to look like a webpage, or Windows, or Linux GTK then I’d switch to one of those and expect it to match those paradigms.

    habanhero ,

    It has all this support for native platforms yet it’s always a clunky memory hog

    Maybe so but it has improved a lot over time. The app devs share some responsibility too so it’s not all on Electron.

    zero effort to respect the design language of the OS it’s running on.

    That’s the Dev’s design choice, not a limitation of Electron.

    I’m on macOS, I want the app to be a native macOS app. If I wanted it to look like a webpage, or Windows, or Linux GTK then I’d switch to one of those and expect it to match those paradigms.

    I don’t disagree but at the end of the day it doesn’t matter to enough people for it to become an issue. People are used to Slack and the way it works.

    Moreover the cost of building the same app 2x or 3x simply doesn’t make business sense.

    railsdev ,

    I’m a web developer but is there no concept of classes, libraries, etc in other programming languages?

    What happened to writing the “core” of an app that doesn’t rely on UI then simply writing the front ends for each platform you want to support?

    You keep saying Electron is used for better compatibility and listing out Linux, Windows, macOS but here’s the thing — most companies are only targeting those. That’s just three (if you don’t write for a million desktops on Linux).

    Is it really so hard to support just three environments with only the UI being tailored for the OS it’s running on?

    Honestly, it just feels like poor tooling and a poor excuse.

    habanhero ,

    What happened to writing the “core” of an app that doesn’t rely on UI then simply writing the front ends for each platform you want to support?

    What do you mean? I can’t speak for Slack but I’m sure some degree of business logic / client side logic separation exists.

    By the way, what you just described is the essence of cross-platform development, rather than an argument for building apps natively.

    simply writing the front ends for each platform you want to support?

    But why would you rewrite the “front-end” for each platform if you have one you could just port over? Who is going to pay for those 2x developers and what would be the ROI on this effort?

    That’s just three (if you don’t write for a million desktops on Linux).

    Is it really so hard to support just three environments with only the UI being tailored for the OS it’s running on?

    In Slack’s case I’d wager the answer to be a resounding YES. I don’t think you fully grasp the full scope Slack’s capabilities, and the amount of work involved to build native clients for not just one or two, but three different platforms - it’s definitely not just the “UI”.

    Honestly, it just feels like poor tooling and a poor excuse.

    Quite the opposite - frameworks like Electron let’s devs with your skillset build with the stack you already know, and abstracts away quite a bit of the cross-platform complexities, which strangely enough is what you are suggesting but also what you are arguing against

    GlitchSir , in The lengths we have to go to

    Just draw whitespace…

    GlitchSir , in Who is this "Jenkins" and what now has broken him?

    The build system issue is getting out of control. Just look at cmake

    When your build system is a build system for build systems you know something went wrong years ago

    TigrisMorte , in My poor RAM...

    It isn't to save RAM the you should use the website over the app for.

    xusontha OP , (edited )
    QuazarOmega ,

    I think they’re referring to the fact that often installed apps will be able to mine more of your data

    Zeragamba ,
    @Zeragamba@lemmy.ca avatar

    that sounds like just plain old paranoia and fear mongering

    QuazarOmega ,

    I wish it were… But well, I guess I’ve been exposed to far too many privacy news articles, so I’m now paranoid too (with good reason)

    fu ,

    @Zeragamba @QuazarOmega just because something is paranoia doesn't mean it isn't true. Whenever I turn on the DuckDuckGo "VPN" to stop tracking by third party apps, I'm amazed at how many request are happening from apps I hardly use and many I don't expect (though I should know that something can still be open source Free Software and that the open code contains surveillance capitalsm tracking in order to fund the project)

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