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drspod , in Stop comparing programming languages

ITT: Rust programmers rewriting the joke in Rust.

psycho_driver , in Stop comparing programming languages

C is powerful. Javascript is a husky midwestern gal at a Chinese buffet.

TheRisingApe ,

C is the one you want to marry, but JavaScript answers all of your drunk texts.

umbrella , in Start ups when that VC funding kicks in
@umbrella@lemmy.ml avatar

everything except pay me a decent wage and let me have free time.

Xylight , (edited ) in Stop comparing programming languages
@Xylight@lemdro.id avatar
  • Python is NameError: name ‘term_to_describe_python’ is not defined
  • JavaScript is [object Object]
  • Ruby is TypeError: Int can’t be coerced into String
  • C is segmentation fault
  • C++
  • Java is

<span style="color:#323232;">Exception in thread "main" java.lang.NullPointerException: Cannot read the termToDescribeJava because is null at ThrowNullExcep.main(ThrowNullExcep.java:7)
</span><span style="color:#323232;">Exec.main(ThrowNullExcep.java:7) 
</span>
  • CSS j ust # sucks
  • <HTML />
  • Kotlin is type inference failed. The value of the type parameter K should be mentioned in input types
  • Go is unused variable
  • Rust is Compiling term v0.1.0 (/home/james/projects/Term)
schnurrito ,

If you’re naming variables like that in Java you should definitely switch to C.

Xylight ,
@Xylight@lemdro.id avatar

fixed ive using rust for a while

xigoi ,
@xigoi@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Rust is downloading 1546 dependencies

LordKitsuna ,

I’ll happily download 63928 depends so long as it continues to work. And it does, unlike python projects that also download 2352 depends but in the process brick every other python program on your system

xigoi ,
@xigoi@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Good for you. Not all of us have terabytes of free space on our computers.

lastweakness ,

If you’re not using a venv for python development, that’s kind of on you

SatouKazuma ,

Venv is the way

lastweakness ,

Crates aren’t exactly runtime dependencies, so i think that’s fine as long as the 1500+ dependencies actually help prevent reinventing the wheel 1500+ times

sus ,

C++ is std::__cxx11::list<std::__shared_ptr<table, (__gnu_cxx::_Lock_policy)0>, std::allocator<std::__shared_ptr<table, (__gnu_cxx::_Lock_policy)0> > >::erase(std::_List_const_iterator<std::__shared_ptr<table, (__gnu_cxx::_Lock_policy)0> >) /usr/include/c++/12/bits/list.tcc:158

Zacryon ,

The only reason to use AI in programming is to simplify C++ error messages.

LANIK2000 ,

I once forgot to put curly braces around the thing I was adding into a hashmap. If I remember correctly it was like ~300 lines of error code, non of which said “Wrong shit inside the function call ma dude”.

Iloveyurianime , in Stop comparing programming languages

what about Holy C? is it only usable to people that are actually god choosen programmers?

Linkerbaan ,
@Linkerbaan@lemmy.world avatar

It’s racist

barsoap ,

Calling Terry racist is ableist. He was very much equal opportunity, applying the hard r to pale white CIA agents (imagined or otherwise).

Linkerbaan ,
@Linkerbaan@lemmy.world avatar

You are right he was egalitarian in that.

I also have it on good authority that he had a black friend which gave him the N word pass.

Skullgrid ,
@Skullgrid@lemmy.world avatar

nah, he bought the N word pass from SHV

www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPNrHN83Bdk

flerp , in Life is hard

bool theEnd;

Kolanaki , in Life is hard
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

For (life) { suffering; }

NightShot , in Start ups when that VC funding kicks in

I stayed at a shitty job for 5 years because jobs here where you can bring your dog ia non-existing. Hes gone now and every shit day was so worth it to be with him.

isVeryLoud ,

I bring my dog to work every day by working from home!

Smart ass answer, I know

NightShot ,

Never had that chance before, until a couple of years ago. Hug him/her from me <3

jaybone , in Life is hard

Is that a vaio?

ricdeh , in Life is hard
@ricdeh@lemmy.world avatar

The variable is not initialised.

noproblemmy , in What the heck is a god dang cloud?

But you’ll at least let us take a smaller or bigger peek right? Don’t worry we have a screen recorder ready, you don’t have to do anything.

downpunxx , in What the heck is a god dang cloud?

remember kids when onedrive folders are set to "available on this pc" it does both

BearOfaTime ,

Except I don’t want it in a OneDrive folder, I want it in My Docs. Which you now have to browse for every fucking time.

Well, I don’t, because I reconfigured that shit.

wagoner ,

I’m filing this under the new style login pages after inputting your email address:

“Do you want to log in using password, passkey, email confirmation?”

exanime , in What the heck is a god dang cloud?

We have this shit at work, they make it incredibly hard to get a fucking attachment as a real attachment instead of a link to their cloud

Specially annoying since my organization is “geofence” but we work with people all over the world… So MS insists on switching attachments to links nobody can open outside my country

BearOfaTime ,

Blame your company for not configuring that shit, or choosing to let MS handle it all.

Personally, no company should be using Office 365 and external mail. Bring that shit back in house.

No Know (wtf autoincorrect?) why bringing it in house costs more? Because it’s worth it, for the control.

otacon239 ,

I speak from experience that no one other than professionals should be handling their own mail servers in 2024. I worked for a mail host. The amount of spam and attacks that befall a mail provider, even a small one, is bonkers. Plus, mail is just too damn important.

I wish it wasn’t the case because the idea of everyone privately hosting their own mail servers would be pretty awesome. Sadly the modern internet makes it way too risky.

homesweethomeMrL ,

Preach it

Ptsf ,

I’m also not sure where they got their idea that cloud is cheaper from. On prem has always been cheaper, I’ve had to walk through fire and flames to get my company to approve cloud hosting as we simply do not have the capacity to be our own mail host. Goodluck explaining tech debt to upper management though, it’s like they’re allergic to the idea of understanding it.

Riven ,
@Riven@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

God if that isn’t the truth. We changed from Thryv to rackspace and we went from zero spam to 30 a day and this is AFTER they block a bunch. Waste of my time every day having to go through them.

brbposting , (edited )

Ya JWZ I think complained about this

Edit wait see this

Irelephant ,
@Irelephant@lemm.ee avatar

Do you have a link?

brbposting ,

Oh maybe conflated a post from someone else like “self hosting email just sucks, everything goes to spam, give up” with a JWZ repost of something different

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/c2ad3a7e-5bbc-453d-992a-5c5368d1918b.jpeg

Sorry to misremember, edited

Irelephant ,
@Irelephant@lemm.ee avatar

Thanks

exanime ,

Tomato potato… My company uses MS because it’s the fucking industry default and it sucks

I would put more onus on them if we were talking about some niche thing they refused to give up. But MS is what everyone uses and they wouldn’t be able to ditch it altogether because MS has a monopoly

Scary_le_Poo ,
@Scary_le_Poo@beehaw.org avatar

On premise exchange is fucking trash. Get out of here with that shit.

perviouslyiner ,

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  • dgriffith , (edited )

    And how if you share a file in Teams and then six months later you want to share a file with the same name to ANYONE else via teams, well that’s a big no-can-do. Teams just went ahead and uploaded that file to your “stuff to share” folder in OneDrive and didn’t put it in a subfolder unique to the chat, or add a unique prefix or suffix or anything because hey, you’ll only ever share a file with a particular name once in your life, right?

    And nobody would ever want to share a file with the same name, but different data, right? So Teams can just give the end user the choice between replacing the current file with the new one, or sharing the same one again to these new guys, because there’s no possible use case for actually having two files named the same with different information in the file, right?

    Nobody would want to share a README.TXT, or Photo001.jpg, or contact.ics, or a zip file of a folder they just downloaded from Teams’ SharePoint interface, the file that’s automatically called “OneDrive.zip” without the option to change it before saving, more than once, right? Right??

    Fuck teams. And fuck Teams(New) too, just for the shitty name.

    veroxii ,

    Invoice.doc

    MrRazamataz ,
    @MrRazamataz@lemmy.razbot.xyz avatar

    was gonna say they stopped using that in 2007 but your comment is probably still the most accurate lmao

    snooggums ,
    @snooggums@midwest.social avatar

    Note they left the “…and improved” off the (New) title.

    subtext ,

    What about New Outlook (New) with New in the icon?

    How else are you to know which version you’re using??

    exanime ,

    Yes I HATE that so much!

    pearsaltchocolatebar ,

    Huh? Outlook gives you two clear options when attaching a document. One is to attach as a copy, and one is to share it.

    w2tpmf ,

    You can even convert a shared link to an attachment by right clicking on it before sending (assuming you’re using Outlook web instead of the ancient garbage Outlook desktop app.)

    SturgiesYrFase ,
    @SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml avatar

    Is there any way to get it to default to actual attachment?

    w2tpmf ,

    Start an email. Click attach. Pick the file.

    Same as it’s always worked.

    exanime , (edited )

    Yes but If you chose the full attachment, half the time I just get the link

    This is because MS will force it if they think the attachment is an odd extension or too big or whatever

    GenosseFlosse ,

    I think this it not necessarily a bad thing. Worked in an office where they produce GB of CAD files. Sending it as attachment would fail for most clients because of their mailbox size, and receiving it also sucks because it would clog the local outlook inbox file, and everything would crawl to a halt when you open Outlook in the morning.

    Scary_le_Poo ,
    @Scary_le_Poo@beehaw.org avatar

    No, it only does it when it is too big. And that is very convenient rather than it trying to send your message and then giving you a failure notice. Why are you bitching about features that actively make your life easier?

    There is a lot to bitch at M$ about, but this is not one of them.

    exanime ,

    It doesn’t make my life any better as those links never work.

    If it works for you fine, don’t need to be offended like I insulted your girlfriend

    Scary_le_Poo ,
    @Scary_le_Poo@beehaw.org avatar

    If the links don’t work, that is a “you” problem.

    GreyEyedGhost ,

    Yeah, it sure does sound like it would be hard to have a notification if the attachment is going to fail due to size policies, and then have an option to use the link or cancel the attachment (and have you choose another way). It would also be unheard of for there to be a setting in that dialog to say to always do whatever action you take so it only inconveniences those who go with the default once.

    User-hostile software is never a “you” problem. This applies to a number of FOSS products, as well.

    Scary_le_Poo ,
    @Scary_le_Poo@beehaw.org avatar

    If that were the case, it would confuse users. It would be flooded with tickets about the weird notification that they got and didn’t read and how they can’t attach files anymore.

    “Cancel the link attachment”???

    Fucking press backspace! Jesus Christ, did you just get your first computer ever? I’m getting the picture that critical thinking isn’t really your forte.

    GreyEyedGhost ,

    If you wish to talk about critical thinking, look at your own statements with respect to mine. Not once did I say cancel thenlink attachment, but this thing I didn’t say sure got you upset. Moreover, I wasn’t writing a formal specification. I’m sorry your assuming the worst and least likely meaning of what I thought was a pretty simple statement triggered you so badly.

    Scary_le_Poo , (edited )
    @Scary_le_Poo@beehaw.org avatar

    “use the link or cancel the attachment”

    The criteria where you would want to “cancel the attachment” here, is when a link would have been inserted in it’s stead.

    I’m not upset. I am utterly bewildered at how a (presumably) functional adult in 2024 doesn’t understand basic email or how cloud drives work.

    In looking back I realize that you’re one of those people who confuse emphasis with anger. I can’t really help you there. Out of curiosity, are you the type of person that reads a sentence with a period at the end as aggressive in a text message?

    You say something like: “I think we should do x”

    Person replies as: “Ok that should be fine.”

    Do you read the response as aggressive (active or passive)?

    GreyEyedGhost ,

    I’m perfectly aware of how it works. My whole comment was a proposed way to manage it that doesn’t assume that everyone who uses outlook wants to use MS’s cloud service just because they also happen to use Outlook. I’m not sure how you missed that.

    As for emphasis, “Press fucking backspace!” has a whole lot of it. I certainly would consider that, and not your hypothetical, as actively aggressive.

    exanime ,

    Lol, you think MS is watching and will give a treat for being such a nice little follower?

    Scary_le_Poo ,
    @Scary_le_Poo@beehaw.org avatar

    Nope, I just deal with OneDrive support constantly and I can say definitively that it’s pretty decent at what it does, and if the links you are getting or sending are not working, it is your fault.

    If you want to bitch about something substantive, how about bitching about how 365 has like 20 admin panels that are opaque about what they are and what they do, terrible menu layouts in those menus, etc.

    That stuff is a very real problem.

    Some boomer who can’t figure out how cloud drives work is not a real issue.

    exanime ,

    Hey everybody, only this guy’s problems are the important ones … so forget what you are concerned about and just listen to this guy

    Scary_le_Poo ,
    @Scary_le_Poo@beehaw.org avatar

    The root issue is that you cannot understand how replacing an attachment that is too large with a link to that file that the recipient can then click, is a fairly elegant way to avoid issues for IT.

    psud ,

    That’s probably because your file is over 10MB and would be rejected by most receiving systems

    exanime ,

    Yes, that’s what MS thinks… Yet that’s not the case as I can successfully get the files off SharePoint to my PC and then email them

    The issue is MS doing this on its own accord and without proper warning or way to permanently override

    suction ,

    Are you in France?

    Rentlar , in What the heck is a god dang cloud?

    Do ah look lack ah know hwat a Onedrive is?

    OpenStars , in What the heck is a god dang cloud?
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