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PipedLinkBot , in No Scrum - Parody of TLC "No Scrubs"

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yads , in No Scrum - Parody of TLC "No Scrubs"

Hilarious

dipshit , in Golang be like

that’s just clean coding. use your fucking vars

blomkalsgratin , in Shower thought:

But is it web scale?

tja OP ,
@tja@sh.itjust.works avatar

For webscale you might want to use mongodb

Edit: oh shit. This is old.

blomkalsgratin ,

Does it require a lot of configuration though? Does it work?

yum13241 , in Shower thought:

Speculative haxecution.

Darkaga , in No Scrum - Parody of TLC "No Scrubs"

Thanks for this, I'm sending it to my Scrum Master.

symcal , in Shower thought:

While we are at it, let’s make sure they also run Electron since so many companies use it.

Zeth0s ,

The accenture consultant told the CIO it’s top right in the Gartner quadrant… It must be the right solution

Now if you can excuse me, I am invited in the 50th workshop to explain us how they’ll fill the excel sheets in the new agile framework they are selling us for the project. Money well spent!

meat_popsicle ,

“It’s a magic square. Magic! How could it ever go wrong!”

Ramie ,

Ugh, your Gartner quadrant gave me flashbacks to past jobs and I just want to die now.

Zeth0s ,

I see you are not a leader… What a shame /s

nicoweio ,

All CPUs are Electron-based, if you think about it.

clobubba , in No Scrum - Parody of TLC "No Scrubs"

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    victron ,
    @victron@programming.dev avatar

    I actually laughed, I sing like shit

    NegativeLookBehind , in No Scrum - Parody of TLC "No Scrubs"
    @NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social avatar

    No.

    LawfulPirate ,
    @LawfulPirate@sh.itjust.works avatar

    I don’t want no scrum

    ruffsl OP ,
    @ruffsl@programming.dev avatar

    Scrum 's a thing that can’t get no love from me

    cthonctic , in No Scrum - Parody of TLC "No Scrubs"
    @cthonctic@kbin.social avatar

    It's very funny for sure and I was just about to share it with the other SWEs in our off-topic chat. But I just can't listen to it, had to close the tab after like 50 seconds. Perhaps on mute and with CC?

    ericskiff ,

    You made it 45 seconds longer than I did. Still waiting for my hair to stop standing on end.

    cthonctic ,
    @cthonctic@kbin.social avatar

    I really tried hard to persevere - but I'm weak and it was too much.

    Swedneck , in Shower thought:
    @Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

    blockchain for state management, TRULY speculative execution.

    morrowind ,
    @morrowind@lemmy.ml avatar

    Holy shit, this guy is living in the future

    starman ,
    @starman@programming.dev avatar

    And AI for arithmetic operations. That’s so brilliant. I think we have a great idea for startup.

    eltimablo ,

    You're responsible for cleaning up all this vomit I made just now.

    skilltheamps ,

    I once wrote an interpreter for a subset of the java bytecode in python. The jvm being a stack machine allowed me to store its state in IPFS and reference past states by their hash, i.e. you get a blockchain of execution states. It worked for a hello world program and was slow as fuck.

    Swedneck ,
    @Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

    I am terrified and aroused

    Beanie ,

    I’m only terrified

    darvocet , in No Scrum - Parody of TLC "No Scrubs"

    The third one with the hot voice is pretty cute.

    argv_minus_one , in Scammers vs Impossible Password Game

    For tech support scammers, they’re awfully bad with a computer. Ctrl+A then Ctrl+X, ya noobs.

    sylveon ,

    I wouldn’t recommend doing that.

    Password Game SpoilerThis deletes the egg emoji which also kills Paul.

    argv_minus_one ,

    That is so evil. I love it.

    dudewitbow , in Shower thought:

    I couldnt even imagine trying to port any non assembly language to circuits in verilog.

    hardware26 ,

    It is easier to implement ALU, memory and interpreter in Verilog and run the code with that at that point.

    nsfw936421 , in Shower thought:

    This has to be a joke right?

    tja OP ,
    @tja@sh.itjust.works avatar

    No, jokes on the internet are illegal because nobody recognizes them as jokes

    morphballganon ,

    No, clearly a community called programmer_humor is about serious things

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