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BuzzCola , in I know 69 languages

Make sure you are including basic, qbasic ,quick basic, ti-basic, visual basic, and visual basic for applications. You gotta pump those numbers up

jadero ,

Now that you mention it, I might have used as many different basics as all other languages combined.

In addition to those you listed, I’ve used VIC basic, Apple Basic, Pick Basic, Z-Basic (that one was nice, with a cross platform compiler and device independent graphics) and I bet there are a couple I’ve forgotten about.

demlet , in I know 69 languages

Nice.

Cralex , in I know 69 languages

Hello World

johnnybravo , in I know 69 languages

I know 303 🤪

TheBigMike , in Father material

I honestly forgot where this meme was posted and thought it was a really weird shitpost.

JonnyRobbie , in I know 69 languages
@JonnyRobbie@lemmy.world avatar

Our hr recently sent us a list of people who were interested in a position we requested. So on behalf of all of us: fuck you with a thorny stick.

gentooer , (edited ) in I know 69 languages

I put Haskell as last language on my CV, despite it being the language I’m most comfortable with and genuinely like, just because I don’t want to be “that” guy

EDIT: I’ll never put TI-84+ calculator ASM on my CV, but damn, I’m proud I knew it in secondary school

lugal ,

I did my bachelor thesis in Haskell. Never used it again. Hopefully never will. Still on my CV.

gentooer ,

We fight on the same team. That’s what’s the most important

lugal , (edited )

Yeah, it was fun until it was a huge project. I even was tutor in a lecture about Haskell and SQL once even though I hated SQL. Now I tell people in my job interviews what a great SQL tutor I was

SkybreakerEngineer , in How I feel every time my feature request PRs are accepted

Is that related to Goku’s muffin button?

unreachable , in How I feel every time my feature request PRs are accepted
@unreachable@lemmy.my.id avatar

each accepted PR is a confirmation of my existences

WtfEvenIsExistence , in I know 69 languages

You know 69 “Programming Languages”

I know 69 Real Languages

We are not the same

/s

stilgar , in How I feel every time my feature request PRs are accepted
@stilgar@infosec.pub avatar

My proudest moment was getting a PR with typo fixes for PyPI docs merged 😂

mspencer712 , in I know 69 languages

When I last had to job hunt (2016) - I just jinxed it didn’t I? - I was complimented by interviewers for separately listing “Classroom experience” and “Professional experience”

I think you get a lot of points for a resume that says “I may or may not be the best fit for you, and that’s ok. Here’s accurate information, so you can make that determination for yourself. I trust you.”

ShrimpsIsBugs , in Father material

The only thing she’s mad about is that he wants to code in brainfuck

ICastFist , in YOLO-Driven Development Manifesto
@ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

Brazil’s way ahead of that, we’ve had Xtreme Go Horse Programming for over a decade now

  • XGH is fully reactive - Errors only exist when they show up.
  • Tests are for the weak - If the code runs, it’s fine.
  • It’s only your problem if your name is in the docs - Always remember to have someone else to blame and to keep your resume up to date.
MostlyBlindGamer , in YOLO-Driven Development Manifesto
@MostlyBlindGamer@rblind.com avatar

I think I know some of the people who wrote this. Unless more than a few people work this way. That can’t be true, right? Right!?

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