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jeanma , in Golang be like

OP never said he/she commits such code but wants to iterate, test, explore.

Of course, unused var should not be part of a commit.

Crashumbc , in Golang be like

The best part of these threads is no matter what someone comments, at least 2 people will reply either correcting or “clarifying” the original commenter.

Lol

where_am_i , in No Scrum - Parody of TLC "No Scrubs"

deep into YouTube?

Coehl , in JSON, I hardly know 'er
@Coehl@programming.dev avatar

Did he turn off notifications this time? I bet he didn’t. I BET HE DIDN’T.

Let’s check it out…

ytrav , in Ouch

when your code showers more than you (stinky)

EarJava , in Scammers vs Impossible Password Game

The moment when the fire started was gold! Paul was slain!

MonkderZweite , in Golang be like

Comment the unused variable out and no security hole gets accidentally shipped.

pomodoro_longbreak , in History repeats itself
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The little median in the middle is the dev who helps them fix their branch over screenshare

JaddedFauceet , in npm ruin dev

npm ruin dev

npm ruin lint

npm ruin build

hglman , in Father material

No one who wants to write brainfuck would admit they need help.

magic_lobster_party ,

-[--->+<]>-----.+[--->++++<]>.-------.----.--[--->+<]>--.++++[->+++<]>.--[--->+<]>-.-[--->++<]>--.---.+++++++.++++.---[->+++++<]>.

superkret ,

ah, yes
nods knowingly

ImpossibleRubiksCube ,

You forgot to carry your two.

LeateWonceslace ,

Which is ironic, because everyone who writes it needs help. I’ve been thinking about learning it to show off how mentally healthy I am.

thepianistfroggollum ,

Why not learn COBOL if you hate yourself?

nyan ,

'Cause COBOL might actually get you a job? Esoteric languages can’t even do that, so you have to hate yourself worse than COBOL if you’re going to learn brainfuck.

“Worse than COBOL.” This is a terrifying concept. 😱

hglman ,

Brainfuck is dead easy to learn, its incredibly hard to use.

leviosa ,
@leviosa@programming.dev avatar

brainfuck is a member of an exclusive club of languages where it’s much easier to write a compiler for it than to read a program written in it.

snor10 ,

It’s exclusive for a reason.

SaintWacko ,

Do they really need to? It’s sort of a cry for help on its own 😛

Nioxic ,

My guess woild be… only chatgpt can do it.

And honestly, thats good enough

DJDarren , in I know 69 languages

Nice.

MarkusMagMagenbrot , in Father material

I did not notice which community this post is from for way too long.

UFODivebomb , in Shower thought:

You joke but transactional memory in CPUs is a thing ;)

Synctrex , in Father material

How to kill child with fork?

vrkr , in Father material
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