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redcalcium , in Programmer Pain Chart

the tests are now larger than the thing itself

The purpose of the code is to make the tests pass.

ChaoticNeutralCzech ,

The purpose of code is to solve a problem but don’t tell that to the newbies or they reduce the PHP codebase you spend full time managing to 10% that in Rust and take your job.

ngn , in we love open source!!1!
@ngn@lemy.lol avatar

thats what I call “perfectly cut”

qui , in we love open source!!1!

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asyncrosaurus , in Programmer Pain Chart

the tests are now larger than the thing itself

Is such a weird complaint. You should aim for your codebase to be as small, simple and readable as possible, while your tests should be a specification that guarantees behavior is consistent between refactors. When you add behavior, you add tests, when you remove a behavior, you delete tests.

The size of either is independent of eachother. Small code bases that provide lots of features should be simple to read, but with a lot of tests.

CaptPretentious , in Programmer Pain Chart

I was building up some packer stuff. Vsphere-iso plug-in. Tests were going fine and then for reasons I didn’t understand it said it could no longer find the cd creation tool it has just been using.

So I try a few things, nothing works. So I figure I have nothing to lose, I make a new folder to house all the tools in one place. Update Windows system environment path. Restart everything. VScode didn’t have my path statement, Google is of 0 fucking help, and now packer doesn’t work. I least it’s the weekend now.

Zangoose , in new preference war just dropped

I know I’m late to this but here’s my (probably insane?) take. We use Subject-Verb-Object in English right? So, hear me out:


<span style="color:#323232;">dialog_create_tab(...)
</span><span style="color:#323232;">dialog_open_file(...)
</span><span style="color:#323232;">dialog_close_file(...)
</span>
299792458ms , in My CSS ain't like the other developers...

As a Linux hobbyist this makes me feel so much better about myself.

jaybone ,

But how do you add borders to your terminal windows in GNOME?

OpenStars , in My CSS ain't like the other developers...
@OpenStars@discuss.online avatar

I dunno, this seems more common than not… ! :-P

NegativeLookBehind , in My CSS ain't like the other developers...
@NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world avatar

Looks good to me, deploy it to prod

MacedWindow , in My CSS ain't like the other developers...
@MacedWindow@lemmy.world avatar

“My eyes are down here”

Assman , in My CSS ain't like the other developers...
@Assman@sh.itjust.works avatar

Backend engineers: CSS isn’t programming lol

Also backend engineers: HE

LP

Beetschnapps ,

Aka “I have zero responsibility here.”

We are talking about about engineers whose careers are based around abstractions.

cRazi_man , in My CSS ain't like the other developers...

I wish to unsee this please.

xmunk , in My CSS ain't like the other developers...

Lemme fix that for you.

position: absolute;

pewgar_seemsimandroid , in My CSS ain't like the other developers...

oh, only my css is better!

AceFuzzLord , in My CSS ain't like the other developers...

Damn, I wish my basically non-existent CSS skills were that good!

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