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DaddleDew , in Corporate America is Just Office Space in Real Life

If you look back at the sci-fi movies that came out soon after lasers were invented, you could see that people had all sorts of crazy ideas of what a laser could be used to do and that a lot of them had absolutely no idea of what a laser really did. Ultimately, we’ve found out that most of those imagined uses were pure bullshit or extremely impractical, at least with the current state of the technology. It didn’t mean that the technology was useless. We ended up finding all sorts of useful purposes for it that they had never imagined, like disk players or barcode scanners. It only means that it took time for people to better understand what the real world applications of the new technology was and a lot of the initial assumptions were dead wrong.

AI is going through the same process. It will take time before the technology’s strengths and weaknesses are better understood by the masses so it can be better applied to more realistic uses. And for the commercialization of snake-oil applications for it remains confined to fringe markets.

refalo , in Corporate America is Just Office Space in Real Life

ask the AI how to make the product better, duh

excel , in SCRUM: An Honest Ad
@excel@lemmy.megumin.org avatar

And the only thing even worse than SCRUM is literally every other option

Dave ,
@Dave@lemmy.nz avatar

And I think this video is talking about scrum implemented poorly. But admittedly that’s the only way I’ve seen it done 😐

bluGill ,

I'm able to get the good parts of scrum without all the overhead with kanban. Sprints are worthless, work doesn't align on a 2 week cadence anyway.

isVeryLoud ,

Sprints aren’t for you, it’s for the higher ups to have a digestible view of what’s going on in the team by presenting work done over 2-3 weeks, calibrating budgets, etc.

As a dev, yeah, sprints feel restrictive and artificial as fuck lol

RecallMadness ,

If you still do the sizing (it’s not entirely wasted as it’s a reasonably effective tool to gauge understanding across the team), This can still be done without the artificial time boxing.

“How much work have we done in the last two weeks?” Just look at all the stories closed in the last two weeks. Easy.

“When will X be delivered?” Look at X and all its dependencies, add up all the points, and guesstimate the time equivalence.

Kanban isn’t a free for all, you still need structure and some planning. But you take most of that away from the do-ers and let them do what they do best… do.

Valmond ,

I prefer V-cycle for when you have a software with known specs & Kanban for when you don’t really know what the client needs/wants. I mean those magic clients you hear about but never sees…

leds , in SCRUM: An Honest Ad

A bottle off rum for the morning standup?

FrostyCaveman ,

Take a shot anytime the non technical scrum master/product owner wants to “help” by trying to get someone else involved the moment you mention any kind of detail/problem/thing you’re working on

Sorry about the liver

onlinepersona ,

Might as well, it’d be as useful 🙄

Anti Commercial-AI license

humbletightband , in Corporate America is Just Office Space in Real Life

Sounds so painful. We’re integrating AI right N now instead of doing what customers asked us to do or instead of fixing a ton of bugs we have.

I hate corporate

Kojichan , in SCRUM: An Honest Ad
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I’m glad my company speaks a different language than English, and can’t use all the word soup completely. That said, my company is also wondering why my timesheets never add up to the entire day because always in meetings, scrum, or “can we jump on video chat for a sec because it’s easier to explain vocally than in writing”… And that “sec” turns into a 30 minute tutorial I have to give.

isVeryLoud ,

We translated the agile word soup to French here :(

Kojichan ,
@Kojichan@lemmy.world avatar

Ouch… My company speaks French as well. :( I get to hear the buzzwords in English.

My condolences, friend.

FaceDeer , in Corporate America is Just Office Space in Real Life
@FaceDeer@fedia.io avatar

I actually want AI enhancements to many of the programs I use. I find them useful.

Now watch as I get tossed out the window.

scrubbles ,
@scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech avatar

The problem is that the areas us consumers would want it is not going to be place that companies put it. They’re gunning as hard as they can to monetize and minimize costs. Not what is most useful

FaceDeer ,
@FaceDeer@fedia.io avatar

But I really do find them useful, so they are getting it right in at least some cases.

Venator ,

Those cases are probably not profitable and will become enshitifcated when the VC money runs out and they start trying to turn a profit, so enjoy it while it lasts 😂

FaceDeer ,
@FaceDeer@fedia.io avatar

I've mainly been using open-weight models I can run locally to back them, so it'll last as long as personal computers do.

bullring888 , in Corporate America is Just Office Space in Real Life

Being able to sell shares to other buyers really fucked things up.

xthexder ,
@xthexder@l.sw0.com avatar

It’s sad that the best most startups can hope for is to be bought by a giant corporation. Not a lot of people are interested in just having a successful long-term business.

NigelFrobisher , in Corporate America is Just Office Space in Real Life

Whenever we say some work is going to be difficult and time consuming now, management reflexively ask if we can fix it with AI. It’s like an excitable little kid getting a bicycle for their birthday and wanting to do everything on their bicycle now, including eating, sleeping and homework.

Valmond , in SCRUM: An Honest Ad

That’s kind of spot on. Well done 🥲

Manzas , in Not a Number
anzo , in Exploring the Capabilities of ChatGPT: A Comprehensive Guide

what’s the point on this post? I feel like I might be missing something… The text looks generated, is that the joke?

gravitas_deficiency ,

25min old account called ChatGPT with a single post. It’s spam.

manicdave , in TCP vs UDP

I know a joke about UDP.

I know a joke about TCP too.

Did you get it?

Sonotsugipaa ,
@Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

I didn’t get the first half, could you send it again?

camr_on ,
@camr_on@lemmy.world avatar

ACK

neidu2 ,

I only tell jokes about UDP. I don’t care if you get it.

DarkThoughts , in TCP vs UDP

Open all ports: Bukkake?

nxdefiant ,

BukakkIP

Dasnap , in TCP vs UDP
@Dasnap@lemmy.world avatar

I love slut protocols.

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