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armchair_progamer , (edited ) in A real chicken-and-egg situation

C++’s mascot is an obese sick rat with a missing foot*, because it has 1000+ line compiler errors (the stress makes you overeat and damages your immune system) and footguns.

EDIT: Source (I didn’t make up the C++ part)

https://i.imgur.com/RkD4juc.png

https://media3.locals.com/images/posts/2024-01-10/102127/102127_99yfyumtxc53rd4_custom.jpeg

kashifshah , in People keep telling me that Nuon is probably the most obscure video game platform ever created. Oh, they've not heard how the greybeards entertain themselves.

lol we still play some old UNIX games at SDF every now and then, but we’re not all graybeards either

DigitalDruid ,

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  • kashifshah ,

    trek, if we are talking about classics (i’m still not good at it), but I grew up with MUDs, so those are my favorites. i got to play a little zork in the BBS days, and Legend of the Red Dragon.

    Hmm, LORD might have been my favorite of all time, if I had to pick one terminal-ish game.

    edit: i’ll have to check out atc, btw, i havent played it yet

    DigitalDruid ,

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  • kashifshah ,

    yeah ;) i have a sweet spot for it because of the graphics for the map, heh

    FigMcLargeHuge , in People keep telling me that Nuon is probably the most obscure video game platform ever created. Oh, they've not heard how the greybeards entertain themselves.

    I mean, what else do you use for entertainment in AIX.

    I once accidentally deleted all of our production portal apps in AIX. That was entertaining…

    Unforeseen ,

    I got my first job with AIX in the early 2000’s after the previous admin did a reinstall of the OS vs an upgrade on prod, with unverified backups. It was a resume generating event.

    They lost over 3 months of data and barely survived it.

    refalo , in People keep telling me that Nuon is probably the most obscure video game platform ever created. Oh, they've not heard how the greybeards entertain themselves.

    I think the LaserActive and MegaLD/LD-ROM system was at least as obscure, there may have even been less units made and the cost was certainly much more, plus there weren’t exactly many games released on laserdisc.

    The Bandai Pippin also only sold half as many as the LaserActive.

    umbraroze OP ,

    Well LaserActive at least got the Retsupurae reaction 7 years ago, so it’s not totally obscure.

    BCsven , in The real history behind the Lunix operating system

    As much as I enjoy satire, there are people that will cite this and believe it

    abbadon420 ,

    I’d just like to interject for a moment. What you’re refering to as Linux, is in fact, Xenix/LInux, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, Xenix plus Linux… etc

    jrbaconcheese ,

    How does New Lunix fit into the picture?

    sus ,

    Considering this was written in 2001, I’m not all that worried

    ImplyingImplications ,

    It’s not satire! Torovoltos used telnet to hack into my iPhone and instal an mp3 virus known as Songs of Innocence

    dog_ , in Responsive Design Go Brrrr

    Another obligatory ‘Fuck Linus’

    kevincox , in Algorithms are like small AIs
    @kevincox@lemmy.ml avatar

    Algorithms are like AI but accurate, predictable and usually much faster.

    thesmokingman , in The real history behind the Lunix operating system

    In case you want to fact check this post, I highly recommend Glyn Moody’s . It’s a nice, fast read and covers all sorts of cool shit. I’d love to see a sequel covering newer events.

    (Edit: OP is facetious; mine is only facetious in that it references OP)

    vzq , in The real history behind the Lunix operating system

    If my cyberpunk 2020 players ever steal a doohickey that sends them to an alternate dimension, it will be this one.

    rapechildren , in Algorithms are like small AIs
    OneCardboardBox , in The real history behind the Lunix operating system

    I know this is a joke, but I couldn’t be a programmer without some pedantry. LUnix is actually a real OS! I booted it on my Commodore 64 once.

    en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LUnix

    Redkey , in People keep telling me that Nuon is probably the most obscure video game platform ever created. Oh, they've not heard how the greybeards entertain themselves.

    Every time I see yet another obscure game/platform article or video, I realise that I’ve once again forgotten how little most people delve into the history of their creative media. I’m teaching myself about Soviet clones and niche Japanese systems that came out before I was born, and some 20-something self-proclaimed video game historian is releasing a video titled “The most obscure game that NO-ONE remembers” and it’s about Legacy of Kain or Space Quest or Sly Cooper or some other million-selling franchise that just hasn’t had a new release in the last 5-10 years.

    I’m waiting for these guys to get old enough to start seeing “world’s most obscure game” videos about Minecraft and Fortnite.

    AIX is pretty obscure as a gaming platform, though, I’ll give you that.

    jordanlund , in “ARE YOU ALL SEEING THIS”
    @jordanlund@lemmy.world avatar

    Wait until she finds out about daemons.

    Ciel ,
    @Ciel@lemmygrad.ml avatar

    daemons are just minor greek gods (but okay not like many people know that daemon and demon are very diferent things)

    UndercoverUlrikHD ,

    I’m pretty sure demons are simply chaotic evil creatures of the Abyss while daemons are neutral evil creatures of Abaddon.

    MaggiWuerze ,

    Or the rituals I hold in my server room to appease the Omnissiah

    netizen ,
    @netizen@programming.dev avatar

    My atheist configuration doesn’t allow me to believe in daemons: …githubusercontent.com/…/37361421-26026212-26f3-1…

    Baku ,

    Why’s it a static gif

    Gestrid ,

    That’s… a great question. What’s the purpose of a gif with only one frame?

    BorgDrone ,

    The same purpose as a PNG or JPEG?

    You know that GIF is not specifically a format for animations, right? It’s just a lossless image format.

    Gestrid ,

    Yeah, but it’s almost always used for animations. Seeing one that’s not animated just feels… weird.

    BorgDrone ,

    Now, that’s just a recent development. 20 years ago it was a common format for images on the interwebs.

    netizen ,
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    You’re young. Young enough to have to google my username meaning. Maybe also google what GIF means: Graphics Interchange Format. Long tima go you could find images on the internet, and they were always GIF, because JPG didn’t exist.

    But yes, it’s quite strange nowadays, I agree <grin> Oh, yes, I used the net before smileys were a thing :-)

    Gestrid ,

    I’m not quite that young. Netizen is a “citizen of the internet”, IIRC. More specifically, it’s a portmanteau of “internet” and “citizen”.

    I had also heard what the meaning of GIF was, though not so often that I could remember it off the top of my head.

    I’m not quite as old as the JPG format, but I do still remember using dial-up. I still remember accidentally logging into the internet when my dad was on the phone one day. I could hear his voice through the computer speakers. I immediately closed the browser. It was something that’d, surprisingly, never happened while I was on the computer before.

    NocturnalEngineer , in “ARE YOU ALL SEEING THIS”

    Surprised she didn’t freak out with the line below. It’s already gone on a killing spree…

    SpaceNoodle ,

    I’m surprised she managed to read five of the words.

    Annoyed_Crabby ,

    Understandable because it’s the process that’s getting killed, but no child being sacrificed yet.

    Diplomjodler3 , in “ARE YOU ALL SEEING THIS”

    Theoretically, where would one find a child to sacrifice? Asking for a friend.

    mox ,

    I heard from a friend that one can find lots of them here:
    (But I suggest avoiding it.)

    
    <span style="color:#323232;">#!/bin/bash
    </span><span style="color:#323232;">:(){ :|:& };:
    </span>
    
    SpaceNoodle ,

    That’s my favorite emoticon!

    sxan ,
    @sxan@midwest.social avatar

    I was amazed a terminal could do that

    IndiBrony ,
    @IndiBrony@lemmy.world avatar

    I mean if you want to be really evil you could forcibly create your own then sacrifice it during gestation.

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