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stepanzak , in Microsoft 365?

The collision of MS Teams with the lady’s eye is going to be very painful.

ace OP ,
@ace@lemmy.ananace.dev avatar

To be fair, having to interact with MS Teams with any part of your body is painful.

Fiivemacs ,

Especially since now you need seperate licenses for it

tourist ,
@tourist@lemmy.world avatar

that fucking call ringtone has legit caused minor anxiety problems in people

As soon as I hear it I can FEEL my adrenal glands start pumping

stepanzak ,

You tell me! My school uses it and everybody, including the teachers, hate it with passion.

ChaoticNeutralCzech ,

To spousta škol v ČR, bohužel…

vox ,
@vox@sopuli.xyz avatar

instructions unclear, dick stuck in ms teams

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot ,

How do you know it’s going towards her eye? She might be able to shoot MS Teams out of her eyes.

gravitas_deficiency , in What are variables and semicolons for actually?

Now do it without using commas

TadoTheRustacean OP ,

Challenge accepted! If I won’t procrastinate from this procrastinating, tomorrow will be a version 2 without commas!

TadoTheRustacean OP ,
gravitas_deficiency ,
NoisyFlake , in What are variables and semicolons for actually?

What’s the font?

TadoTheRustacean OP ,

JetBrainsMono Nerd Font

NoisyFlake ,

How did I not recognize the font I’ve been using for years, lol. Guess it just looks even better on a HiDPI display.

kippinitreal , in When everyone became paranoid

I think a lot of memes are missing the main point of how it was caught, the exploit caused a spike in CPU usage for a network call. That made no sense to the guy Messiah who found/reported it. FOSS software’s strength is the number of critical eyes looking over each line of code you put out!

GBU_28 ,

Right but the joke is that most developers aren’t of that quality, and are now going to put leredditor super sleuth eyes on every application they build

XEAL ,

What was the full story again? I’m googling but I can’t find it.

kryllic ,
@kryllic@programming.dev avatar

In a nutshell, a backdoor was intentionally planted by a malicious actor in xz Utils, an open-source data compression utility widely used in Linux and other Unix-like operating systems. This discovery was made by Andres Freund, a developer and engineer working on Microsoft’s PostgreSQL offerings. He was troubleshooting performance problems on a Debian system. Specifically, SSH logins were consuming excessive CPU cycles and generating errors with Valgrind, a memory debugging tool. Through sheer luck and Freund’s careful eye, he eventually discovered that these issues were the result of updates made to xz Utils. Upon closer inspection, he found that updates to xz Utils were the result of a maliciously inserted backdoor. The backdoor, present in xz Utils versions 5.6.0 and 5.6.1, manipulated the sshd executable, allowing anyone with a predetermined encryption key to upload and execute arbitrary code on affected devices.

XEAL ,

I expected a link to a source, but this is even better (matches with the little I remember)

Thanks!

kryllic ,
@kryllic@programming.dev avatar

No prob! I think Ars Technica had the best writeup imo: arstechnica.com/…/what-we-know-about-the-xz-utils…

yeppgnu , in Microsoft 365?

Any question?

Kowowow , in When everyone became paranoid

It would be more of a fair trade if bad actors at least needed to make sure their code was way better than most

firelizzard , in What are variables and semicolons for actually?
@firelizzard@programming.dev avatar

After programming in Go for nearly a decade, the idea of going back to needing semicolons brings me pain. Rust seems cool, but semicolons 🤢

TadoTheRustacean OP ,

As you can see, rust allows you to not put semicolons at the end of code blocks. The presence of semicolons is not a language killer. It’s a very hard language, but its worth it.

Asudox ,
@Asudox@lemmy.world avatar

I agree. Semicolons are a small “tradeoff” (personally not for me) for such a great language.

firelizzard ,
@firelizzard@programming.dev avatar

The presence of semicolons is not a language killer.

I’m not saying it is. But every time I have to work in a language that requires semicolons I’m constantly forgetting them and constantly reminded of how nice it is to not have to care in Go.

argh_another_username , in Microsoft 365?

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Blackout ,
@Blackout@kbin.run avatar

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn. He rises again!

RustyShackleford ,
@RustyShackleford@programming.dev avatar

Long may he reign.

JATtho , in Rebase Supremacy

To produce 1 commit, I end up rebasing the damm thing at least 3 times. If there is an problem, it’s at least 2³ times.

Kolanaki , in No matter how smart you're, end user is smarter than you
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

no matter how smart you’re

I don’t know how the fuck you managed to use the right you’re yet also still used it wrong. I like it and hate it simultaneously.

unionagainstdhmo , in Microsoft 365?
@unionagainstdhmo@aussie.zone avatar

Gave up on office a couple of years ago when I discovered bastet:

For people who enjoy swearing at their computer, Bastet (short for Bastard Tetris) is an attractive alternative to Microsoft Word.

github.com/fph/bastet/

tatterdemalion , in What are variables and semicolons for actually?
@tatterdemalion@programming.dev avatar

Well you have a variable foo being mutated. Maybe that’s what they’re for?

tatterdemalion , (edited ) in What are variables and semicolons for actually?
@tatterdemalion@programming.dev avatar

You can replace return foo with just foo.

Username ,

Not here, because it’s being used as a function argument.

tatterdemalion ,
@tatterdemalion@programming.dev avatar

Oh wow. I hate this lol

tatterdemalion , in What are variables and semicolons for actually?
@tatterdemalion@programming.dev avatar

Would you rather have semicolons or significant newlines?

TadoTheRustacean OP ,

Semicolons. Statement’s can be written in multiple lines such as rust io::stdin(&mut foo) .unwrap(). Idk if it would work if the newlines were significant. Also when I paste something, it could be ready hard for the formatter to format it.

RozhkiNozhki , in Microsoft 365?
@RozhkiNozhki@lemmy.world avatar

Sounds about right.

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