programmer_humor

BilboBargains , 9 months ago in The temptation is always there

Our Father, who art in Microsoft HQ,

hallowed be thy naming conventions;

thy architecture;

thy will be done;

on earth as it is in Linus Tech Tips.

Give us this day our daily StackOverflow.

And forgive us our 'sploits,

as we forgive those who trespass against our user stories.

And lead us not into temptation;

but deliver us from a thicket of global variables.

For thine is the irritating project manager, the power and the glory,

for ever and ever.

Or at least 7 years until obsolescence.

Amen.

pewgar_kbin , 9 months ago in The temptation is always there

the meme is spreading

TheV2 , 9 months ago in classic configure neovim experience

It can be worth the effort, if the tool fit your needs and wants in the first place.

lfromanini , 9 months ago in D or d come on

Zoxide and cd down. ;)

m3t00 , 9 months ago in My Journey

stackoverflow.com helped me retire

danwardvs , 9 months ago in My Journey

I know this is just a meme but school is an excellent way to have a foundational understanding of how things work, and learning to problem solve including googling.

riskable , 9 months ago

a foundational understanding of how things work

Yeah! Kids these days are learning (in school) all about containers, service discovery, AWS, production deployment strategies, password vaulting solutions, cryptographic key/password management, and most importantly: politically defensive email practices.

Oh wait: No they aren’t, LOL.

I just interviewed dozens of fresh (CS) college grads a few months ago and only one of them even knew what SSH was let alone anything remotely resembling basic command line stuff, Linux skills, or any of the above mentioned things.

They sure could write a mean linked list though! 😁

papertowels , 9 months ago

This is why more places need to split software engineering into it’s own thing, apart from cs.

Never had an intern worry about sorting algorithms, but if I could get one who knew how to use git and write tests, we’re off to the races.

Linssiili , 9 months ago in My Journey

Give kagi a try, if you haven’t yet.

andrew , 9 months ago

Definitely worth the money imo. No ads is a weird experience.

CosmicCleric , 9 months ago in Stop doing Computer Science

Isn’t that supposed to be “Write it on a paper”?

communistcapy , 9 months ago

Nobody thought in doing

nyan , 9 months ago

Well, they could be talking about a computer science paper. Otherwise, it should be “Write it on paper” (no a).

Ogeon , 9 months ago in Stop doing Computer Science

To make things worse, that teapot doesn’t have a bottom surface.

Klaymore , 9 months ago

The floor is its bottom

Anticorp , 9 months ago

To make it worse still, if there’s only one of them then there are zero of them.

noughtnaut , 9 months ago

Explain for the whoosh minded among us?

Anticorp , 9 months ago

In programming things are 0 indexed, meaning one of something is 0, two of something is 1, etc.

drathvedro , 10 months ago in Monitor Alignment Alignment Chart

Guess I’m chaotic evil

versatile_breakfast , 10 months ago in The difference

Larry David, the famous computer scientist

jmd_akbar , 10 months ago in How do I install anti-virus on my shoes?

Now that’s a combination of words I didn’t expect to read in a sentence…

Dasnap , 10 months ago in How do I install anti-virus on my shoes?

The built-in Kicks Defender tends to be enough nowadays.

rainynight65 , 10 months ago in Monitor Alignment Alignment Chart

What about those who eschew multi monitor setups in favour of an ultrawide?

autokludge , 10 months ago

basically neutral good without bezels

IWantToFuckSpez , 10 months ago

And what about the ones who just use a 50” TV

spartanatreyu , 10 months ago in Monitor Alignment Alignment Chart

• 50% of web developers: Chaotic Neutral
• Salespeople: Lawful Neutral
• Programmers (and the other 50% of web developers): Unaligned, we know how to use shortcuts.