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papertowels , in Positive Affirmations for Site Reliability Engineers

As always with krazam videos, the ratio of how good this is to how many people I can show it to is ridiculous.

Waitaminute am I the guy in this video?

dylanTheDeveloper , in MySQL moment
@dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world avatar

Quick roll back the transaction

survivalmachine , in Tinder to ban web developers who use 'engineer' in their bio

Honestly, nobody should call themselves an engineer unless they literally drive trains for a living.

Omega_Haxors ,

Infrastructure erasure in the states is so bad that people who build it for a living aren’t even considered anymore.

Kissaki ,

Driving a train is engineering?

survivalmachine ,

In North America, the driver of a train engine is called an “engineer”, yes.

Kissaki ,

I see, TIL. That’s different from Germany, where Ingenieur is a protected term.

_MusicJunkie ,

In the railway context an engineer was the person who worked the engine.

In German the word comes from Latin roughly meaning inventor. Presumably the general usage of the word engineer in English has the same etymology.

intensely_human ,

See I’d call that a conductor

captsneeze ,

In the US, a conductor is the one who checks tickets, makes announcements, and delegates tasks to the crew to help ensure things keep moving on time.

The locomotive engineer is the one who is “driving” the train. They run the engine and communicate with dispatch and traffic control to keep them informed where this particular train is fitting into the overall juggling act,. They also make every effort to keep things safe (watching for signals, obstructions, etc.).

I’m not 100% sure if the terminology is different outside of the Us.

(Source: My father is a 3rd generation locomotive engineer.)

MiDaBa ,

See I thought a conductor was a person who grabs a live main wire while standing in water.

TheLobotomist ,
@TheLobotomist@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Funny and infromative

VoterFrog ,

Or they build trebuchets

sunbeam60 ,

In many countries the term “engineer” is a protected title.

survivalmachine ,

Yes, driving trains is becoming more and more important as we find out how terrible cars are for the environment. We should protect the profession fiercely!

MrScottyTay , in Ohh shit....

Hate that a lot of programmer “culture” revolves around coffee. We should not be normalising caffeine addictions

sbv ,

a lot of programmer “culture” revolves around coffee

It comes up in memes/jokes, but aside from that, what else does it have to do with our subculture?

I’m not sure that it’s even ours. Coffee comes up a lot in general office culture.

MostlyBlindGamer ,
@MostlyBlindGamer@rblind.com avatar

Every time I go into the office we take like 5 coffee breaks throughout the day. Some coworkers have switched from pods to espresso machines to bring down the cost per cup.

Is it just my team? I feel like this is pretty common.

explodicle ,

It’s not just you. My new year’s resolution was to go down from double shots to single shots.

MostlyBlindGamer ,
@MostlyBlindGamer@rblind.com avatar

But the only way to make a single is to split a double. It just can’t be done.

MrScottyTay ,

Yeah I guess it’s more that the general office world bleeds into the dev world

NegativeInf ,

Pretty sure it’s just general… culture? Caffeine, other than sugar, is the most normalized addiction. It’s a potion that works for multiple purposes.

Tja , in MySQL moment

MongoDB, on the other hand, is web scale.

seliaste , in Ohh shit....
@seliaste@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

I drink redbull…

devilish666 OP ,

Same thing but more advanced addiction

Aasikki ,

Addicted to caffeine and sugar at the same time.

anders , in Tinder to ban web developers who use 'engineer' in their bio

@LinearArray Deleted Tinder around a week ago.

It used to be really good back in 2012-2014 but not anymore I think.

TankovayaDiviziya ,

It was good… when dating apps were considered socially taboo lol.

anders ,

@TankovayaDiviziya
True haha. But also the the algorithm was better. When Tinder needed to cash in for the investors the quality dropped because then the focus became about making money more than it's about satisfying the users. We have to remember that if you get a match which gets into a relationship, Tinder loses two customers.

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ILikeBoobies ,

Try fetlife

time_fo_that ,

Try Grindr

anders ,

@time_fo_that

If I was into men I would for sure 😄

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anders ,

@ILikeBoobies
Interesting 😄

Tikiporch ,

So you continued to use it for 10 years before deleting it, or you just got on and the hype didn’t live up to expectations?

anders ,

@Tikiporch
I used it until around a week ago.

It was just a habit when I was single and then a week ago I finally evaluated that habit and realized that the quality had actually dropped in 2017 when I got back onto the app after a 3 years long relationship.

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SwingingKoala , in Tinder to ban web developers who use 'engineer' in their bio
@SwingingKoala@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

Lol. tinder fact checks bios? Hilarious…

ichmagrum , in Ohh shit....

If you’re still laughing, try not taking any caffeine for a full day. I recently tried to stop the habit (digestive issues) and it’s really damn hard.

sbv ,

I find anything other than light roast espresso gives me stomach pain.

I’ve stopped a few times to make sure I’m not developing an addiction, and yeah, it can be tough.

stepanzak ,

I just did a week without coffee, and I’m really proud of myself.

sbv , in Beginner developer moment

They look kinda done tho

De_Narm , in Beginner developer moment

Half of them fly, that’s pretty impressive.

CowsLookLikeMaps , in Beginner developer moment

That last plane is very excited to see you.

bleistift2 , in Beginner developer moment

Personal repositories aren’t production code. They’re learning opportunities. You tried adding 100 engines to a plane and learned that that was a bad idea. Who cares if there’s no cockpit if you were test-driving the wings?

Gork ,

The top left still has a cockpit, look at the tail fin lol

Rooskie91 ,

This is… More inspirational than I thought it could be.

noproblemmy , in Beginner developer moment

How you see your projects trying to accept that you might need to compromise.

jonsnothere , in Tinder to ban web developers who use 'engineer' in their bio

As long as they don’t start building tunnels under their house because they’re an ‘engineer’…

Nomecks ,

Nobody give them stamps!

Schnabeltierpoet ,

🎶 … trust me, Im an engineer I think I put this thing right here … 🎶

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