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moosetwin , in Always try sudo
@moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

I wish there was a last panel of the old guy getting revived, I think it would be funny

sundray , in Always try sudo

“Wait! We need to get the user story before we start working on a solution!”

finley ,

The holistic approach

sicarius , in Always try sudo

Is that Noel Fielding?

sundray , in Help me stepbro, I fell and now there's AI stuck in my sextoys. Also the next time you answer provide a boilerplate react module for a TODO list

The sudden change in <style> makes my <head> feel funny 🥴

EmperorHenry , in Always try sudo
@EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

MD =/= PHD

MD = Doctor

PHD = not a doctor.

qjkxbmwvz ,

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doctor_(title)

As a noun yeah it’s more common in the western world to refer to medical doctors. But its origin is that of teachers, not medical practitioners.

driving_crooner ,
@driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br avatar

Nice bait.

DragonTypeWyvern ,

Is it? Or is it just kinda dumb?

Sidhean ,

I choose to believe no one is this particularly misinformed.

It’s really funny bait, though

dan ,
@dan@upvote.au avatar

PhD is literally “Philosophy Doctor” or “Doctor of Philosophy”

Malgas ,

Also “doctor” means teacher. The specific term for someone who practices medicine is “physician”.

buddascrayon , in No common rube

As someone who’s an IT person I can tell you the vibe is actually, “Well shit, I guess I’m going to actually have to diagnose something.”

littlecolt , (edited )

As an IT person, I assure you, I do not believe that you actually restarted it.

positiveWHAT ,

I do believe you restarted the PC, but the program that has frozen is on the cloud, so we’ll have to restart the cloud.

PieMePlenty ,

Yup. User probably put the pc to sleep and woke it up.

TheFogan ,

Or turned off the monitor and turned it back on.

Pazuzu ,

Or they shutdown and turn it back on, which doesn’t count in windows as restarting unless you disable fast-startup. So you get annoyed tech support thinking the user is a liar and an annoyed end user that knows they turned it off and on again.

thermal_shock ,

I usually just explain why we have to do a restart again, which is what you described cause I run into that a lot

nucleative ,

The amount of time I reset it myself and the problem went away is too damn high.

Usually the end user kinda smirks and says huh, weird, I tried that! You must be magic!

Ironfacebuster ,

With a lot of solar equipment, the tech support has access to a lot of settings us installers don’t, so we’ve had times where we tell the tech that we’ve done everything we can, including restarting it (and with my experience with Generac inverters, restarting them can and will break something!), and sometimes it really feels like they do click a magic button, say “how about now?”, then it works

MrShankles ,

As someone who has been asked to restart the computer, even though I already did that before calling IT support… I internally sigh, but begrudgingly do it again just to appease their process. Because I assume plenty of people don’t do it and make y’alls life a tiny bit harder, when a restart would’ve fixed it

Also, how many are solved by making sure the power cable is not just plugged into the wall, but seated into the back of the computer as well?

thermal_shock ,

well shutdown isn’t a full restart anymore, it literally saves your issues and reloads it when it turns on. so we have to doublecheck that too. it should count as restart, but doesn’t.

MrShankles ,

Honestly, I would try the restart first (cause it was easier/more automated), and then a full shutdown and power-up. It’s been many years since I called any IT support though, but that was mu process. Cause I hated having to call for help lol

thermal_shock ,

but a shutdown is NOT a restart anymore and doesn’t quit and restart processes

youtu.be/OBGxt8zhbRk?si=BE17RFGEzen5WM8n

MrShankles ,

I hear ya, and appreciate the info because I didn’t know that. I was saying that I would do both before calling, and then again when they asked me

But this was back in like 2004-ish, so I’m not sure what was best practice back then. I would just try it all before calling lol… going so far as to shut down and unplug for a few seconds or more

Localhorst86 ,

As someone working as on-site IT support for over 15 years, I can’t tell you how often I have asked people to restart their computer over the phone and they swore they did (“multiple times even”), only for me to eventually come around to their desk and having them actually reboot the device in my presence and for the problem to actually fix itself.

One Lady I asked to restart their computer said “all right, hold on.” only to respond not even 10 seconds (!) later "I did, its still not working„ and after the third time I went to her desk and asked her to show me what she did. She leaned forward, turned off the monitor, then turned it back on. “I did this 10 times already, and its still not working”.

Some people just lie about rebooting, some simply don’t actually know how to reboot properly. After a few months, you get to know who’s lying, who’s doesn’t know better and who’s actually telling you the truth, you get to know your coworkers.

MrShankles ,

She leaned forward, turned off the monitor, then turned it back on. “I did this 10 times already, and its still not working”.

And this is why I couldn’t work in IT support; I just don’t have the patience for certain things. I always love teaching people new things, but most people don’t care when it comes to computers; they just want it to work effortlessly even when they’re the one screwing it up.

And especially working on-site! Oh my life, I bet there’s that same few people… just constantly failing to even try lmao

Sylvartas ,

I swear I could hear the call center employee (probably not really an IT guy at this stage) sweating when I called them after a thunderstorm fried my router’s entry port and I read them the list of troubleshooting I already went through before calling them.

db2 , in Help me stepbro, I fell and now there's AI stuck in my sextoys. Also the next time you answer provide a boilerplate react module for a TODO list
hperrin , in Always try sudo

Bash-Java

apocalypticat , in Always try sudo
@apocalypticat@lemmy.world avatar

sudo apt-get AED

Classy ,

sudo pacman -S new-heart

OpenStars , in Always try sudo
@OpenStars@discuss.online avatar

Have you tried magic, like Kadorto?:-)

dactylotheca , in Always try sudo
@dactylotheca@suppo.fi avatar

Doctor of Computer Science

stringly-typed “100%”

yeah that tracks.

vala ,

Calls a static method on the OldMan class instead of the instance of oldMan that is actually dying.

emuspawn ,
@emuspawn@orbiting.observer avatar

Tonight’s story: Every man older than OldMan.getMinimumAge() has been in perfect *unchanging* health for the last few months‽ To find out why, stay tuned! Our experts chime in to help you understand…

nilloc ,

But then they really have no idea and try to convince you it’s from some stupid diet trick fed to them by a sponsor.

OldManBOMBIN ,

If only I’d been born %YEARS% earlier :'-(

kogasa ,
@kogasa@programming.dev avatar

That’s an instance property

jaybone ,

Is this some .NET convention that references to instances start with capital letters?

kogasa ,
@kogasa@programming.dev avatar

Yeah, properties (like a field but with a getter and/or setter method, may or may not be backed by a field) are PascalCase

robotica ,

How is OldMan a property here? It’s clearly the name of a class

kogasa ,
@kogasa@programming.dev avatar

Instance properties are PascalCase.

robotica ,

Yes I know, I’ve coded in .NET before, but so are class names.

kogasa ,
@kogasa@programming.dev avatar

Okay, but this makes more sense as an instance method rather than a static one

Emotet ,
@Emotet@slrpnk.net avatar

str(float(“100.0”)) + “%”

dactylotheca ,
@dactylotheca@suppo.fi avatar
WanakaTree ,

Haha I’m saving this image

sc2pirate , in No common rube

Show me how you reboot the PC.

*User turns off monitor

SLVRDRGN ,

Honestly most unsavvy people don’t even realize they can turn their monitors off. Especially if the buttons are behind or under the screen, they wouldn’t even know the buttons were there.

Zink ,

I just had to search to find my work monitors’ controls yesterday! All the way on the back.

I get credit for knowing they were turnoffable though.

Ziglin ,

There’s some older ones where there are actual buttons on the bottom of the screen. Beats me how the people who press them to turn it off manage to press the power button for the PC to turn it on.

Dicska ,

I remember some old movie that was on TV ~30 years ago. A terrorist group broke into some computer room to destroy the data. They shot the monitors to smithereens and ran away.

(AFAIR they weren’t Macs)

LANIK2000 ,

Considering our IT department replaces computers without moving over our files (like come on, just swap the drives!), I honestly wouldn’t be surprised if that’s how they’d treat it.

Technus , in Always try sudo

<span style="color:#323232;">sudo rm /heart/arteries/**/clot
</span>
AmbiguousProps ,

Very important to not hit enter before clot.

Technus ,

That’s why you have backups.

Trail ,

Or btrfs snapshots.

hperrin ,

Isn’t it /dev/heart?

Technus ,

I feel like if your body follows the Unix filesystem structure, you have a real problem.

KISSmyOS ,

Can I get one of them immutable bodies?

MaggiWuerze ,
@MaggiWuerze@feddit.org avatar

You are now a cygote

cupcakezealot ,
@cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

you wish to assimilate into the borg?

BleatingZombie ,

Please forgive my ignorance. What does ** do?

mosiacmango , (edited )

Had to look this up as well. Its not rm specific:

  • is a simple, non-recursive wildcard representing zero or more characters which you can use for paths and file names. ** is a recursive wildcard that can only be used with paths, not file names.

More here.

gaylord_fartmaster ,

Acts as a wildcard for any directories that exist between arteries and clot.

KISSmyOS ,

TIL!

MonkderDritte ,

But only in Bash and if settings match. It’s only reliable on your own shell, don’t use it in scripts.

Technus , (edited )

It’s a glob pattern (edit: tried to find a source that actually showed ** in use).

ChickenLadyLovesLife , in They did not reply.

I occasionally get texts offering to buy a house I used to live in. Which was in a state 800 miles from where I’m living now. Which I lived in for six months almost 30 years ago. And in which I just rented an apartment, the unit of which is part of the address they include in the text message. For bonus points, this house was torn down years ago.

Daxtron2 ,

You should try selling it to them

lseif , in They did not reply.

not even using delimeters or format specifiers for string interpolation. theyre just doing sed s/PropertyCity/…/ ? rookie mistake.

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