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PhlubbaDubba , in How I date

Rust is to programming languages what a drunken orgy is to a night out.

That is to say, you have no idea where all these new tattoos came from have a head pounding migraine afterwards and some the hell how you learned how to use Rust as an end result.

Socsa ,

So it’s like slightly more responsible Python

Mirodir , in Sysadmin comes out of the goon cave. And he is not happy in the slightest.
ShitOnABrick OP ,
@ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world avatar

Ty

Excrubulent ,
@Excrubulent@slrpnk.net avatar

Just fyi, Randall who makes xkcd has a very permissive approach and offers hotlinks on the site for easy embedding. I think he prefers that you hotlink rather than reupload.

ShitOnABrick OP ,
@ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world avatar

Alright keep this in mind in future mate. I found this on quora and didn’t know who the author was.

Excrubulent ,
@Excrubulent@slrpnk.net avatar

Yup, no worries, i just appreciate the way he does things and wanted to share the info :)

Mouselemming , in How I date

The pointed gun and Rust is giving me Alec Baldwin vibes, especially in the context of Netflix. Then I realized what instance I had landed in from All.

Thcdenton , in How big is your desk?
Toes , in How I date

Finally I feel motivated.

mindbleach , in Daniel Suelo already did that

Why, in the name of god, does Lemmy’s obsession with censorship include the word “jerk?”

KomfortablesKissen ,

Gotta keep the language advertiser friendly.

FlorianSimon ,

Which advertiser are you talking about? 😵‍💫

KomfortablesKissen ,

That’s the joke ^^

But it also shows the influence of watching YouTube|TikTok|Other Streamers that ARE using advertiser friendly language.

dullbananas OP , (edited )
@dullbananas@lemmy.ca avatar

It’s my personal choice. I want to be able to show the content of my posts and comments to anyone (edit: not only adults or unsupervised peers).

mindbleach ,

It’s bullshit and you should stop.

It’s a pattern of destroying information over puritanical nonsense. Treat people like adults.

dullbananas OP ,
@dullbananas@lemmy.ca avatar

But muh freedom

mindbleach ,

Nobody’s stopping you.

You should stop.

This is not a contradiction.

sukhmel ,

That’s deeper than it seems

FlorianSimon ,

It’s not about freedoms. Your self-censorship is wasting everyone’s time, because we need to decipher what you meant.

This was not supposed to be a fucking riddle.

dullbananas OP ,
@dullbananas@lemmy.ca avatar

Ignorance of Daniel Suelo is ignorance of Daniel Suelo.

dullbananas OP ,
@dullbananas@lemmy.ca avatar

These comments alone prove that some people are not adults.

mindbleach ,

Infantalizing people for their own good --> infantalizing people as an insult.

More behavior you need to cut the fuck out.

isVeryLoud ,

Agreed, I don’t come to Lemmy to be treated like a child.

thesmokingman ,

I can’t find this being a problem. What circles do you move in where “jerk” is a problematic word?

dullbananas OP ,
@dullbananas@lemmy.ca avatar

The whole thing after “programming” is the problem. I can’t remember why I didn’t censor the whole word.

FlorianSimon ,

Your self-censorship actually makes your already bad meme even worse because it’s incomprehensible.

But sure, it’s your right.

expr ,

Pretty dumb, honestly. If anything it just adds a Streisand effect to it as people try to figure out what’s censored.

Not that censoring it has any value whatsoever. Like if a child sees that, so fucking what?

dullbananas OP ,
@dullbananas@lemmy.ca avatar

If I included cussing in “[YTP] Intoducing Apple Pro”, then I wouldn’t have been able to show it in my self introduction presentation in a high school class. I can’t guarantee that cleanness wouldn’t have a similar benefit for this meme.

lseif ,

dont listen to the others. u are free to censor your own content; it is still completely readable. people just want to complain about something.

dullbananas OP ,
@dullbananas@lemmy.ca avatar

Another r*ctangle lover 🤮 /s

renzev , in How big is your desk?
Aceticon ,

An this was back in the 80s where there were only 8 programming languages…

Classy ,

Rocking those classic 990s

lugal , in How I date

Rust and chill

herrcaptain ,

Rust and Bust.

TootSweet , in How I date

I think that’s just how every Rust developer learns Rust.

YourPrivatHater , in How I date

I don’t have Netflix either but i know a thing or two about the internet…

Kedly , in Old timers know

I am currently updating a minecraft server soooooo

AVincentInSpace ,

if your hosting provider 1) is not yourself and 2) requires you to use anything like filezilla, get a new hosting provider

shikogo ,

Why?

AVincentInSpace ,

Unless you’re using Linode or something other general purpose VPS which you have installed a Minecraft server onto, having to use anything other than a WebUI to exchange files with the server really strikes me as sketchy. A dedicated can’t-run-anything-else Minecraft hosting provider even giving random users SSH access is sketchy enough but requiring you to use it to update the game… that level of not having an IT guy is just a security nightmare waiting to happen.

Guessing by your comment that you’ve actually rented a general purpose Linux VPS and not gotten suckered into Honest Pete’s Discount CreeperHost. In that case, carry on.

shikogo ,

The last time I’ve rented a Minecraft server was probably over 10 years ago, and as far as I can tell, at the time having to upload stuff through ftp was normal.

Although reading this thread has also taught me that I know nothing about how deployment works and I need to catch up on that.

Kedly ,

Tbf I think BisectHost now lets me just upload normally, but I’m so used to using Filezilla I’m doing so out of habit.

AVincentInSpace ,

That’s fair actually. I was more worried about Minecraft hosts that allow you to upload your own game executable (which I sincerely hope don’t exist)

shield_gengar , in JavaScript
@shield_gengar@sh.itjust.works avatar

Just be better lmao

kata1yst , in Top tier reporting

I feel like the author is being unnecessarily silly. The ancient ruined architecture could be PowerPC

sugartits ,
kata1yst ,

2015 latest revision with DDR3. That’s not living, that’s palliative care.

In all seriousness, OpenPOWER and Power9 look cool, but they’re still fighting to overcome the issues IBM and Motorola designed into the architecture. Fairly modern OpenPower9 example here www.raptorcs.com

sugartits ,

DDR2 was best DDR: acube-systems.biz/index.php?page=hardware&pid=756

Let me know when you’re ready to apologize and give these geniuses ALL YOUR MONEY.

porgamrer ,

Yes if you remove all frivolity I’m sure the joke will be funnier

kata1yst ,

Ah but you see, in the first sentence I was only pretending to be dismissive of the joke, because my comment had a second sentence (gasp), where I expanded upon the original joke with another observation of a particularly failed CPU architecture.

It is funny because I used verbal misdirection and a relevant reference from inside the community. And now it gets objectively funnier in my second comment when you make me explain it.

porgamrer ,

eh, i really did look for a joke. all i see is a “well actually” opinion that somebody here probably holds

zeet , in How big is your desk?
@zeet@lemmy.world avatar

You’re supposed to put each machine on top of each other, hence the term full stack developer.

ZeroCool OP ,
@ZeroCool@vger.social avatar

Well, now I feel like an idiot. I’ve always assumed that was just an expression!

Zachariah ,
@Zachariah@lemmy.world avatar

Yes, but it’s a regular expression.

jaybone ,

I run perl on arch btw

And009 ,

Stacks are real

abbadon420 ,

Stacks are for idiots, racks are what we need and blades are the real deal.

And009 ,

I’m a Deck man myself

zea_64 ,

It’s called a tower PC for a reason

kelargo ,

I thought Tower PC was named after the record store.

fibojoly ,

For most devs, it’s a Jenga tower. Only fancy algorithm devs get a nice Hanoi towers setup.

zea_64 ,

Do you get two empty spaces next to your tower? For maintenance if the lower elements.

zaphod ,

And I thought it meant those programmers are bad at memory management because their stack is always full.

cjk , in Corpos being corpos

Apple deployed a library I wrote to every mac on the world, and additionally bundles it with Xcode.

Apple users reported some bugs, that‘s how I found out.

I never heard a word from them. No patches, no bug reports, nothing, they didn’t even bother to refresh the bundled version.

I think in the meantime they removed it from macOS but still bundle it with Xcode.

I mean, I didn’t any money, but some appreciation would’ve been nice, and a version refresh…

If you are curious: it is this library: github.com/ckruse/CFPropertyList

Edit: appreciation as in: a mail with a notice that they did so.

mattd ,

Really funny/interesting that they use an external library to handle a format that they created!

cjk ,

Yeah, I was surprised, too. I guess they implemented stuff using Ruby and didn’t bother to write an in-house implementation. 🤷‍♂️

SomethingBurger ,

MIT License

Hopefully, you learned your lesson.

cjk ,

Yeah, well. What should I say. I wanted to use it in a commercial project, too :)

JPAKx4 ,

I mean isn’t it your library? You can make any exceptions you want lol

GreyEyedGhost ,

Here’s the core issue. The developer didn’t know his rights, and made a mistake. I’m not criticizing, people make a career dealing with crap like this. But if you want to make a business out of something, it’s worth it to do some research or talk to a lawyer. I believe the MIT license has its place but, from what the OP said, this isn’t it.

cjk ,

I did not want to make a business out of this library. I don’t want money for it.

All I would’ve wanted is that the people at Apple would’ve given me a heads up beforehand, so I would’ve been prepared for it and not caught on surprise. And a that they do a version upgrade when I release a new bugfix release.

This is not a license issue. I was well aware of the consequences when I chose the MIT license. This is not about money.

GreyEyedGhost ,

You specifically said you chose the MIT license because you wanted to use it in commercial projects. That’s business, no matter how small. As the owner of the property, you could have used any and all licenses available to you. Also, if you wanted to require users of your code to attribute or notify you, you could have. If you want to be disappointed in their behavior that’s perfectly fine, too. Corporations usually disappoint if you have any altruistic expectations of them.

cjk ,

Ah, that‘s the angle you’re coming from.

In this regard you are right. I could’ve chosen AGPL and use it in my commercial project nonetheless. I wasn’t aware of that at the time, and that was a mistake.

That said, I don’t expect all users to notify me. But if a company like Apple, with millions of users, exposes me to even a fraction of its users - then yes. I expect a mail beforehand. I did not sign up for this.

But I agree with your last part again ;)

Tikiporch ,

You’re a good person.

Wilzax ,

Agreed. Free licenses should NEVER be applied to Apple-specific tools. They don’t want to help the FOSS community, so we shouldn’t help them back. Make them pay for it, or make them make their own version.

acockworkorange ,

the MIT license has its place

Garbage, that’s its pace.

GreyEyedGhost ,

A cogent argument. I’m convinced!

acockworkorange ,

Praised be the copyleft!

thevoidzero ,

You can use your library for commercial projects that you have. Just have dual license that requires payment for commercial use or something similar. You don’t have to pay yourself

cjk ,

To be honest, I wasn’t aware of this option when I wrote this library. Nowadays I would chose this path.

thevoidzero ,

I think that’s why Github suggests MIT as default. Unaware people will just put that. Most open source people just code things they want without thinking much on other aspects. We really need some sort of enforcement to stop companies banking on voluntary work done for the community.

Nighed ,
@Nighed@sffa.community avatar

It’s probably a single dev that made the decision, then moves onto something else. They (probably?) don’t have the ability to just raise a recurring PO etc to easily pay you and don’t care enough to worth through the paperwork.

If you had a paid licencing model they may have done it, or just found another lib/ wrote their own.

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